Disclaimer: Hehe...I own nothing in this chapter, except for Kai. I don't even own most of the lines in this story. I wrote this chapter in my pre-cal class last year, while the teacher was droning on about functions. I had no dvd or any other reference. This all came from my memory of the first episode...

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"Wiggle you antennae in salute, for here they are! Your all knowing, all powerful leaders, the Almighty Tallest!"

The cheering grew louder as the platform descended from the ceiling revealing Almighty Red, Kai, and Purple, all of whom were waving at the crowd.

'Please don't let them start up again' Kai thought, she didn't think she could take anymore of their arguments over special effects.

"See, told you they would like the lasers." Red started

Kai groaned silently.

"Everything is lasers with you," Purple replied. Kai was about to insert her own comment when she saw a stray beam coming her way.

"I'm telling you smoke machines are the wave of-Argh! My eye!" Purple said suddenly, dropping to the floor of the platform.

As Kai had ducked the laser beam to avoid getting hit herself, it instead hit Purple in the eye.

The crowd cheered louder at this event, thinking it was a part of the show. Kai looked at Purple and tried not to giggle at his predicament.

"See, Lasers." Red finished.

The platform completed its descent. Kai stepped forward and addressed the crowd. "Welcome mighty Irken warriors! You are the finest that the military training school has to offer. Good for you."

Red continued, "Standing behind us however are the invaders we have chosen for one of the most crucial roles in Operation Impending Doom Two!"

The screen behind the Tallest turned on and Red added "You in the audience just get to sit and watch."

"You should have tried harder." Purple commented, having recovered from the laser incident.

"These superior ones," Red started but Purple jumped and said with a smug look on his face, "Not as superior as us of course."

Red replied, "Duh. These less than superior than us, but still quite superior soldiers will each be assigned to an enemy planet!"

Kai continued facing the Invaders on the stage. "There you will blend in with the hideous, native in habitants."

Red jumped in, "All the while gathering crucialinformation, assessing the planet's weaknesses, making it vulnerable to our Great…Big…Spaceship…"

Kai and Purple looked at Red oddly while he tried hard to think up the word, "…Gang!" he said final.

Kai raised an eye at him and Purple said in a slightly satirical tone "You mean, the Armada?"

Kai shook her head and continued, "Now let the Assigning begin!"

There was one "Whoohoo!" from the audience, but Red ignored it and said "Step forward Invader Larg."

The said Invader quickly scurried up to stand in front of the Almighty Tallest.

"Ah, you seemed to have grown since last you stood before us soldier." Kai said.

Invader Larg puffed up a little at this compliment.

"You've been assigned to Blorch, home of the slaughtering Rat People." Purple added. As he said that a picture flashed on the screen of Larg being surrounded by the Rat people. The Invader himself was curled up in a fetal position crying.

"Why would you draw that?"(1) Larg asked quickly, tearing a little.

The Tallest either didn't hear him or didn't care. Red continued, "However, because of your increase height we've decided to give you Vort. Home of the universe's most comfortable couch."

Another picture flashed of Invader Larg lounging on a huge, comfy looking sofa.

"Yes!" Larg said, happy again.

Almighty Kai gave him a small computer with more information on the planet, and then Invader Larg scurried off to the other end of the line.

Purple called out, "Next, Invader Spleen!"

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1 Truth be noted, the Tallest had nothing to do during the two hour wait before the ceremony. In that spirit of extreme boredom, Kai thought it would be fun to have pictures of the Invaders on their planet, as well as what the tallest guessed they would be doing. Purple and Red agreed and so all three drew up pictures to stick on the screen. It was an amusing way to spend two hours.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------This is divided up into two chapters because class ended before I could finish it. So I started again the next day

Hoped you enjoyed! (2nd part of this chapter will be up in a few more days ))