Ok, I don't own InuYasha, duh…-U and yea or Ranma ½ for those who don't KNOW Ranma ½, Ranma, a guy, turns into a girl at the touch of cold water and a boy at hot wather he's a boy normally of course. Now poor Miroku comes along and well read on to find out! note, this is NOT a slash…just a misunderstanding…

Why me:

Miroku came up a small path, lost in thought, with his staff jingiling as he walked. When he reached the end, with a hot spring on one side, and a normal pool on the other, he noticed a lovely female on the rock in front of him. Grinning inwardly, (and on the outside,) he looked behind him for Sango. When Sango did not approach, he walked up to the girl, who looked about ready to get in the hot spring.

"Why hello," he said to her. "What is your name?"

She glared at him, but answered, "Ranma."

"Well, Ranma, I have a question for such a beautiful lady such as yourself,"

He knelt down infront of Ranma and grapsed her hand. Ranma tried to say something, but Miroku wouldn't let her.

"Will you consider bearing my children?" Just as he asked this question, Sango started to appear on the track, coming up with her Hiraikotsu over her shoulder like usual.

Ranma went wide eyed. A girl from behind the bushes lept out with a bucket of hot water. She splashed the water on Ranma, who changed from a girl to a boy as the water struck.

Miroku stared, and it took Ranma jerking his hand to make him let go.

"What…what?" Next thing he knew, he was hit on the back of the head. He turned around to see sango there.

The girl from the bushes sighed and smacked her forhead. "Ranma…"

"Akane maybe you should tell them. I must purify my mind." With that he started to bang his head on the rock.

The girl, Akane, looked to the couple. "You see, Ranma was cursed. When he is hit with cold water he is a girl, hot water makes him a boy again."

Miroku looked ready to sick up. Then, from his crouching position, he got up, dropped his staff and grabbed the bucket from Akanes hands. He rushed over to the cold pool and scooped up some water.

With the bucket filled with water in his hands, he scrambled to the front of Sango and threw the water at her. She spluttered and yelled, "Miroku what the?"

But Miroku was to busy to hear, for he had just ran over to the hot spring to fill the bucket with water. "Miroku…" Sango said slowly, fearing the worst. Miroku ran over to her and splashed the hot water on her. When she failed to change, he breathed a sigh of relief and threw his arms around her.

Ranma had stopped banging his head on the rock and looked up the two laughing. Akane was shaking her head.

"Miroku!"

"Yes my dear Sango?"

"What was that for?"

"I had feared you were not who you were!"

Sango gave him a look of discust and walked off back where she had come from. Miroku stared after her and quickly picked up his staff and yelled, "Sango wait!"

Ranma and Akane watched the retreating couple.

"That was eventful." Akane said simpily.

"You have no idea…" Ranma said.

Well that's it! It was short but an idea I had before going to bed. This computer doesn't have spell check so sorry bout the words. Poor Miroku…so?How was it?

Till Next Time
Aria