Invader Iza- Really? I have heard that about Spork as well (though some say that hewas green.)and also the part of Miyuki being green. But I've never heard of the one eye thing, that is very interesting. But we shall never truely know, for that episode was never made. Which makes me sad, because from the script, 'The Trial' seemed like an awesome episode. The part with little Timmy cracks me up. hands Iza some digital waffles Just don't whack me with them. I get enough of that from my cousin : P
Ri2: Yes, her hair is insanely long, isn't it? But then again, you are talking about the same character who decided to disguise her robot as a teddy bear, who on occasion walks around with a small knife. (It's actually a tool, but it looks knife-like) I'm going to have to ask Link to draw up Spiffy and add it to that picture. He looks pretty freaky : P
Who doesn't like waffles?
Ms. Bitters is awesome, though I agree with the terrifying part. She defies the rules ofgravity and physicsalmost everytime that she moves. How much cooler can you get?
Disclaimer: The only character I own is Tallest Kai and Ms. Perky now that I think about it. But I don't really care if someone steals her...sees incoming ruler Uh-oh...
"The female ate her smeet?" Kai yelled suddenly(1) jerking up in her chair. As was a habit of hers, she had zoned out the minute she walked into the horrible classroom. As such, she completely missed out on the fact that the class was watching videos on various human system. Kai's growling stomach had brought her back from the deep recess of her mind, just in time for her to look up and see current image cast upon the screen. That of a grown female with a much smaller human in her stomach.
The movie continued playing, but Ms. Perky and the rest of the class looked in confusion at T.K. Who instantly realized her mistake in choice of words.
"What?" A random student asked outloud.
Without any hesitation, Kai replied matter-of-factly:"I said, 'the female ate her meat?'"
"Oh. I thought you said something else."
"What's so surprising about her eating meat?" Ms. Perky asked, hoping to get T.K. to talk some more. This was the first time she contributed something to class. And while it was interuppting the video and the other students weren't paying attention, Ms. Perky took the chance anyway.
Mind racing Kai replied, "Oh, I thought it wasn't good for the female to do that in her..." Kai searched for some word to add "Condition." She said finally.
"That has some truth to it. Eating too much meat is not good during the later periods of pregnancy...Now back to the video, the beautifullest (2) part is coming up. Witness the mircale as the baby makes it way into the world..."
30 minutes later
"Ugh.." Kai slammed her head repeatedly on the lunch table in an effort to banish the memories of the last 30 minutes of that...video. She was still trying to surpress the urge to gag.
"My T.K? Are you alright"
"No...I think I'm going back to the base after lunch. I don't feel well"
"What?" Ren looked worriedly at her leader and wondered if she would have to call up RiKa or Mah for assistance.
As if reading her mind Kai said, "No, you don't need to. It would look a bit too suspicious. Besides, it's not that. It's just...after the lunch period is over, the class is suppose to watch some video related to everything with human digestion. And I really do not want to watch that..."
"Oh. Okay then." Ren said, still worried.
After lunch, Kai stealthly crept outside. 'Soon I'll be back at the base and hopefully be able to forget that...video.' Kai shivered at the thought and started on her way.
-two hours later-
Kai shut the door behind her and more or less collasped on the floor of their base. What was wrong with these people? Almighty Kai had severely uderestimated, something she rarely did with anything, the security measures of that skool. It could have qualified for a moderately hard Irken training ground, with all the mines and what not. Who would have guessed that the humans would place up some many measures to make sure theirsmeets would not miss out on having their minds erased? Kai had a difficult time herself escaping, a fact that was proven by the condition of her uniform. "My Tallest?" Mah asked, as she made her way through the kitchen door.
Kai pulled herself upright and asked, "Is there a way for you to clean and repair these?"indicating her uniform.
"Err..yeah. On the lower level, this way."
Kai started to follow, but stopped when she saw into the main room.
"Why is there a large hole in front of the t.v?"
Mah grinned back at her as she opened the fridge entrance into their base. "Oh, I'm building something to make the house seem more human"
"Uh-huh." Kai said slowly as they rode the elevator down into the base.
Entering into a smallish room that served as Kai's personal chambers, Mah proceeded to help her leader remove the uniform. (3)
"These are all scratched up and what is this sticky black stuff?" Mahasked as she unclasped the arm guards.
"Yeah, there was this flying buzz-saw thing that I managed to knock away, but then I had to dive to avoid it when it came back again. Turns out I dove into a tar pit." came the off-handed reply.
Mah stood back for a second, confused, and asked "What exactly were you doing my Tallest? If you don't mind me asking"
"I was going across skool grounds. Before 3:10 pm"
"Oh." With Spiffy's help, Mah carried the uniform out of the room.
'That thing is such a pain to put on and take off' Kai thought as she flopped into a chair. She felt strange wearing only the dark colored pants she wore under her robe and her armored back brace.
-two hours later-
'Surely it didn't take this long' Kai thought, throwing aside thecomic she was reading and exiting her room.It was clear from the quietness, thatMah wasn't down here. Kai made her way up to the ground floor.
"Mah, where's my unif-" Kai stopped and stared at the space in front of the t.v again. "Why is the hole filled with boiling water?"
"It's not water. I know how that stuff seems to burn us here. It's a different liquid. And that's jets in it, it's not boiling." Mah replied.
"Why is it there?" Kai asked again.
"It's called a hot tube. The t.v said that everyone had one. We didn't, so to make us better blend in, I built one."
Kai shooked her head, and made her way over the 'hot tube' 'She'd better be working on the ship while she's watching earth's broadcast and building useless things.' Kai thought.
Outloud she said, "Where's my uniform"
"Uh...It still is in the process of getting cleaned, my Tallest." Mah replied, for that was true, it was just that she got side tracked with finishing the hot tube that she sort of forgot to do that. "Repairs took a bit longer than expected." Mah added.
Kai looked suspiciously at Mah for a few seconds. Her gaze then dipped down to Ren, who was apparently talking to Mah before Kai entered the scene. The soldier was looking strangely at her.
"What?" Kai demanded.
"Ermm...sorry my Tallest, it just took me a second to recognize you without your uniform on."
"..." Kai shooked her head and crossed her arms and glared at Mah. "I want my uniform soon Mah, it's hardly fitting to be parading around in just this."
"I'll go check on it." Mah replied, but before she could rush down to the base the door bell rang.
Everyone froze, 'Not now...' Kai thought, for the device for her hologram disguise was with the rest of her uniform.
The bell was rang again followed by continous pounding. "Hey!" Came a somewhat familiar voice, "Come on Ren! Open up! We have to start this stupid project, it's due in two days."
No one moved, obviously hoping that the human would go away. Kai looked suspisciously at Ren, who helplessly shrugged. But Kai wasn't paying attention to that, no, what suddenly caught her attention was the fact that the door wasn't locked.
Her jaw dropped open as she stabbed the air repeatedly in the direction of the lock with her finger. Ren and Mah looked and their mouths dropped open as well. Mah turned to Spiffy, "You left the door unlocked?" She shouted.
Kai slapped her head, "The door's unlocked?" the voice asked, and they started to check for themself. Everyone else hastily activated their disguises, and Kai tried to find a place to hide. Unfortunately in her haste, she tripped into the hot tube.
-splash!-
She recovered and poked her head out of the water, and saw a blur come rushing towards her. It was Ren's SIR unit in it's squirrel disguise, RiKa leapt on to Kai's head. Kai was about to shake it off when a voice stopped her. "You guys have a hot tube in your den?"
Kai looked up and saw the large headed kid from Ren's class. Surprisedly, he wasn't pointing at Kai screaming alien. Out of the corner of her eye, Kai caught her reflection on the surface of a conviently placed mirror(3) It seemed that RiKa was able to project Kai's disguise as well as it's own. Though, the SIR unit was only able to project the head portion, as Kai could see her arms, just under the surface of the liquid, were normal. She causally sank deeper into the hot tube. Due to the volatile surface, one could not see what was under the water.
"Of course we do. What? It's suppose to be outside where everyone can see it?" T.K replied annoyedly to the big headed boy's question.
"Erm.." he didn't know how to answer to that one.
"Isn't rude to barge into other people's homes like this?" Mah asked
"Sorry Mrs...Ren's mom. It's just that Ms. Bitters will rain horrible doom upon us if the project isn't completed."
"Ermm..." Ren started, trying to remember his name, "Dib. We can't work on it here..."
"Why?"
"Umm...Because..." Ren started, trying to think up a reason.
"Because I say so." Kai said firmly.
Dib looked at T.K, "How do you have a say in this?" he asked.
"Because I am the Ta...umm...Oldest."
"That is a valid reason, as the t...Older, um, sibling she does get a say in this...debate." Mah replied.
"Besides," Ren added, "Isn't your father that Professor Rembrant?"
"Erm...you mean 'Membrane?'" Dib asked, getting somewhat suspiscious. Surely everyone knew about his father, everyone human that is.
"Yes, that's what I meant. What did I say?"
"Rembrant."
"Oh! Sorry about that, I was uhh..thinking about one of my favorite-"
"Actors!" Mah finished. She added, "Ren loves watching tv."
"Besides, surely you have all sorts of high tech stuff, your father being such a famous inventor/scientist and such. That would surely help out with the project." Ren said brightly.
"That is true, besides I need to check up on the live feed from Zim's base." Dib replied as Ren calmly, yet firmly lead him out of the house.
Once they left, Mah looked at Kai and replied, "Wow. I didn't realize heads could get that big. How do you think he manages to walk around without collasping on himself?" she asked.
Kai shrugged.
(1) hehe...Kai has a habit of jumping to conclusions...Anyhow, Rai thought it would be funny to add that line in. And I agree
(2) Is that even a word? I type up stories on notepad so I can't spell check anything. And I am just curious to know if that is an actual word
(3)This artist picturessort of gave me the idea of how theTallest uniforms are put together.She does draw some RAPR pictures, so you have been warned(She also drew one of my favorite Tallest pics, in which Purple is laying in a tree with a flower shirt. It's funny and I like it : D ) Anyhow, she is on deviantart andher deviant name isgruddlypod I wasn't too sure if posting links were allowed, and I'm pretty sure you can find her gallery by looking up her user name. Yes. I am advertising again...I seem to do that quite a bit...sweat
Sidenote: The whole chapter was made just for that first line. The hot-tube part and the security measures at skool were added in because I was excedingly bored and thought it would be amusing. Not too mention this would have been one really short chapter if I had just ended it there. Hopefully you all have enjoyed it : D
Reviews are appreciated : )
Next chapter will be up by tommorrow sometime. I sort of need to find my jumpdrive to upload it...Anyhow, it will be up before the weekend ends, so put down the waffle.
Does anyone know why two words will sometimes be smashed together? I have been reading over the chapters and have just noticed this : P