A/N and Disclaimer: Don't own anything…DUH! OH yea, well Kagome and InuYasha come in here and I'm prob. Gona 'kill' inuyasha's character/personality ya know cause I'm not that great at this -U oh, and did I mention my spelling sucks and my spell check is dead U

Poor Miroku:

Sango and Miroku were walking up the path from which they had came, Sango drenched in water and Miroku with a nice slap mark across his face. Miroku kept muttering to himself and spacing out, and Sango sighed, trying to make more sense out of what had just happened.

Inuyasha sat in his tree, brooding on thoughts that he could not supress. I wonder when Kagome's going back this time. He thought. And as if to contradict that thought, another came. I wonder what Kikyo's doing now, and how many souls she has stolen.

He looked down at Kagome, who was sitting at the base of the tree he was in, with a notebook and textbook in her lap, doing homework. Feh, why does she have to do this pointless stuff all the time? He thought.

A noise in the distance made his ears stand errect. Turning his gaze he saw Miroku, who looked like he had been sick, and Sango, who looked like she fell into a pond, coming down the path.

"Hey Kagome," he said. Kagome looked up. "Get a load of these two!" He jerked his thumb behind him, and Kagome followed where he was pointing. There she saw the same sight he had witnessed only a few seconds before.

Kagome dropped her books and stood up suddenly. "Oh my god, what happened?" She exclaimed.

Bet she wouldn't do that for me, Inuyasha thought grumpily. He jumped down from the tree and landed infront of Miroku.

"Whats amatter with you?" He asked. "Looks like you just found out Sango's related to you."

"Oh its not that," Sango piped in. "Kagome could you put my Hirokutsu over there?"

Kagome nodded and took the heavy, enlarged, boomarang and put it under the tree. After that she came hurrying back. "So what did happen?" she asked.

Miroku waved his hand towards Sango having her explain.

"Miroku just proposed to a guy," she said simpily, still wringing out her hair.

Kagome's draw dropped and Inuyasha said, "Wow, that's low, even for you Miroku. I would have thought begging would have come first…"

"Its not my fault!" Miroku said, suddenly seeming alert.

"Feh. You were the one who asked right? How can it not be?"

Sango was standing there calmly now, now that she had finished drying her hair.

Shippo, who had been standing at Kagomes feet after finishing a doze in the sun, jumped on Miroku's head.

"Does that mean your gay Miroku?"

"I am not gay!" Miroku said, slamming his staff point into the ground.

Kagome shot a quizical glance at Sango and Sango decided it was time to pipe in.

"It was a guy named Ranma. Apparently, he was cursed."

"And that made Miroku fall in love with him?" Shippo asked. Miroku started slapping his head repeatedly. "No, its just that…well…when he is doused in cold water he is a girl and hot water a guy."

"So what is he, guy or girl?" Inuyasha asked.

"A guy," Sango answered simpily.

"So Miroku's not gay?" Shippo asked.

"No I'm not gay. I just had a slight misunderstanding…" Miroku commented.

"Well who wants some food?" Kagome asked happily, trying to break the ackward silence.

"Do you have those faceless octopus?"

"Yes Shippo." Inuyasha humphed. "And I have some Ramen for you Inuyasha."

Inuyasha pratically dived for Kagome's bag.

"Maybe we should go back to them," Akane said, sweeping a low kick at Ranma. Ranma jumped in the air and missed it.

"You've never been proposed to by a…a girl have you?" Ranma asked, throwing a punch at Akane.

"Cant say I have." Akane dodged and threw a high kick at Ranma's face.

"Then you wouldn't understand." Ranma threw a series of three kicks, starting from the ankles up. The last one caught Akane in the stomach.

Skidding along the ground, Akane braced herself before running back, throwing a flying kick at Ranma. "Maybe they know where the cure for you is." That made Ranma stop in his tracks, making himself an easy target for Akane, who fell down with him after impact.

She pushed herself off of him, blushing. "Sorry," she muttered.

"Fair hit." He said.

She just shrugged. "So what are we going to do?"

Ranma propped himself up and stared into space. "Lets see what they have to say," he sighed.

Akane nodded vigorously.

"Well Kagome I must say, your fabulous feast almost made me forget todays events," a smiling Miroku said.

Kagome beamed.

"Yea Kagome! Those faceless octopuses were awesome!" Shippo said.

"You really must teach me how to cook," Sango commented.

"Yea and you actually remembered the Ramen!" Inuyasha said, peering into the empty container of noodles, looking for a scrap or two.

Kagome humphed and crossed her arms infront of her, leaning back onto the tree. Sango leaned over to Kagome and whispered, "That means he enjoyed it."

"I know," Kagome said with a slight smile. "But I wish he'd compliment me on my own work."

"Well, men will be me…" Sango cut off as she felt a hand on her butt. "Pervert!" she screamed, turning around and slapping a smiling Miroku across his left cheek. He smiled more and fingered the spot where she slapped him. She immitated Kagome, sighing, crossing her arms, and leaning back against the tree.

"Men," they said in unison.

"What about them?" Shippo asked.

"Nothing Shippo," Sango said with a smile.

Kagome picked up the little kitsune and placed him in her lap. She leaned back against the tree and closed her eyes for a little nap when Inuyasha said, "We have visitors."

She opened her eyes, and saw Sango doing the same. Inuyasha hand his hand on his sword and Miroku was ready to open the Wind Tunnel. Kagome scrambled up, then helped Sango to her feet. Sango grabbed her Hirikotsu and was at the ready. Kagome stood next to Inuyasha, hoping she wouldn't have to use the bow that was next to her.

Just then, Miroku slunk down against the tree.

"Whats wrong Miroku?" Sango asked, rushing over to him.

"Lost yer nerve did ya?" Inuyasha asked without looking.

"No its…him…her….whatever…." Miroku said, hand over his eyes, staff across his lap. Sango, who was crouching down next to Miroku, looked over and her eyes widened. "It is them. What could they want?"

"Could someone fill me in here?" Inuyasha asked angrily.

"It's the guy Miroku proposed to…" Sango said.

"Will they harm us?" Kagome asked.

"I really don't know…." Sango said.

So how was it? Prob. Not as good as the last time. No wait It really sucked sounded good when i was writing it but i just reviewed over it and it was bad but oh well...Oh yea this reminds me….

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