A/N: ok this is a Know-Your-Stars thing for Danny Phantom…I'm being really stupid by writing this but who cares; I liked it when it was on All That and I'll like it now! It's going to have me, made up ghosts and ur fav cast and crew!
Disclaimer: I own the ghostly trio, the oracle twins, Lazure and Maddie B, my good friend and possibly Cynthia just cause we hate each other and this is a perfect way to diss her without getting killed.
Chapter 1: Danny Fenton/ Phantom
(A/N: I'm the KNOW YOUR STARS ANNOYING VOICE!)
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars"
Danny walks into the dark room, and sits in the directors chair smiling and waving at the ghostly audience
"Danny Fenton….likes dress up in woman's clothes"
"I do not….the only time that happen is by accident…AND IT WAS THE STUPID BOX GHOT'S FAULT!" Danny yelled
"Danny Fenton….thinks Tucker's hotter then Sam"
"You stupid annoying voice, Sam's way better then techno geek"
"HEY!" Tucker cried from back stage
"Danny Fenton….thinks his parents are creepy…and idiots!" The voice laughed to herself
"I think my Dad's creepy but my moms cool….and MY DAD'S THE IDIOT!"
"Danny Phantom….only likes being a ghost so that he can kiss Skulker and no one would know"
"OK NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! I hate that flaming haired jerk!" Danny spat, knocking the chair over when he stood up
"Oh Danny, Skulker's waiting backstage for you, HA HA HA!" the voice laughed hyperactively
"Can I have a bucket to puke in?" he asked the annoying voice with rage
"Danny Fenton….wants a bucket to puke in so his two lovers won't see what's he's really doing"
"Ok first off, who are my two lovers, and what the hell am I doing" he questioned
"The question is not what you're doing….it's who…and Skulker and Technus don't like it" the voice said evilly
"OK YOU'RE REALLY GROSS; I DON'T LIKE SKULKER OR TECHNUS!" Danny screamed, people could hear Technus and Skulker puking backstage
"Danny, Skulker and Technus aren't going to like that you're cheating on them….with Sam and the Box Ghost"
"WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL!" all three shouted in unison
"Danny Fenton…wants to have a threesome with two evil ghosts…and then later on with a human and a ghost…can you guess who?" the voice laughed like a little girl
"YOU SO HAVE TO DIE!" Danny raged, "I'M GOING GHOST" the blue rings appear around Danny and change him
"Oh I'm so scared" the voice said in fake shock
"YOU BETTER BE PUNK!"
"Danny Phantom…. Says going ghost to often that everyone hates him for it" the voice mocked "Loook I'm crazy Inviso Bill and I say Going ghost to much"
"I don't say it that much…and it's Danny Phantom D-A-N-N-Y P-H-A-N-T-O-M! Not Inviso Bill!" he stormed, shaking his fist in the air
"Hey Danny…"
"What?"
"Inviso Bill wants your autograph" the voice said in a crazy outa tune voice
"AHHHHHHH! SHUT UP! I'm not Inviso Bill!"
"You just want us to believe that" the voice said with suspicion
"I swear if you don't stop talking I'm sucking you up in this thermos!" Danny raged, picking up the Fenton thermos
"Oh a scary soup holder...I'm scared now, what'dya gonna do, burn me with Mushroom soup" the voice said with an sarcastic laugh
"OK THAT'S IT!" Danny cried, as beams of light that shot from the thermos flew everywhere, causing everyone backstage to duck in cover
"GASP!" the voice cried in fake terror, "You missed me oh powerful ghost dork"
"Tell me where you are and I won't miss you then!"
"I can't do that stupid, i'm the annoying Voice! not the annoying person who you can see" the voice said hotly
" THATS IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'm leaving….your sooo annoying!" Danny said, walking away from the chair and stage,
"HA HA YOU BIG FREAKIN BABY!" the Voice laughed
"NOW YOU KNOW, THE SKULKER CHEATING ON TECHNUS WHO'S CHEATING ON THE BOX GHOST DANNY!"
"NO THEY DON'T KNOW ME! YOU MADE EVERYTHING UP YOU CRAZY LYING PERV!" Danny cried from the back of the stage, and then taking his seat as the first Know your Stars audience member, he crossed his arms over his chest and frowned.
"Next time on the chopping block...I mean the hot seat, Sam Manson!"