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.Minerva sat down at her desk, taking of her glasses and letting her hair out of its usual bun.
Not even midnight and she had already finished her workload for the day. That had to be a new record for her.
She started gathering her papers and put them back in her desk drawers.
When she was half way through the mess on her desk she noticed a small pile of parchments that had been hidden under her fourth years' T.F. homework.
She grabbed one of the parchments and looked down on it, then smiled.
The surveys she and some other staffmembers had stolen from their students last week.
Hmm...what if she were to write one of these surveys? She could do it you know. No one would ever know if she just kept it to herself. Yes, it would be fun. Quite fun indeed.
So she copied the survey onto an unused parchment, grabbed a quill and started writing...
Starting time? 23:50
Personal
Full name? Minerva Christine McGonagall
Nicknames? Tabby, min, minnie, kitkit, kittycat, kit, McG, Mickey, MickeyG
Birthday? 10. july
Age? 27
Sex? My room or yours? ;P
Siblings? Only child here...thank god!
Star sign? Uhm...whatever goes with 10.july
Single or taken? Still on the marked...don't tell lupin...he thinks he's the only one...:P
Hair? I hope to god I have...what? do I look bald to u? Oh...color? yeah...black...
Eyes? I've got that to...green!
Best and worst features (in your opinion)? Ah...best: that would be m'bod! I'm sooo hot! Do I really have bad features? Hmm...maybe my bad temper...I just can't help it..
Blood? It looks blue through my skin..but did u know that it's really red?
Pets? Nope...I'm alergic...specially to cats...haha...good one...cats...got it:D:D
A bit more personal
First kiss - who/where/when? Oh..long time ago... uhm ... I was 4 and I forced a guy in my kindergarden class into the bathroom n snogged him...I practically raped the poor bastard.
Ever pashed? Hah! I'm like 27...figure that one out yourself
Still a virgin? Once again...i'm 27!
If not, who/where/when? Not all of them right? Just my first? Sirius black, quidditch lockeroom, 3 grade.
Current crush? Crush? I'm not a teenager! Okay...Have u ever seen snape in just undies? He's got a fucking six-pack! GrRrRr!
Ever had a crush on a teacher? When I was in school then right? Ugh no! They were old!
Who do you hate the most? Sybill...n umbridge...i mean...pink cardigans and shawls? W.t.f?
What do you sleep in? My bed? Sometimes i fall asleep in the middle of my livingroom floor...but that's because I'm to drunk to get to bed...oh...I like the sleeping naked part, but that's a bit unconvinient when I have to get up to check on the kids...so...a negliche is good.
School
What house are you in? The house of the lion!
Who is your favourite teacher? Me:D:D
Who is your least favourite teacher? Again...that would be sybill...she was my teacher to back I the old days...drove me nuts!
Favourite subject? To be honest...I hated the whole school thing...but I guess it would have to be t.f then
Successes? I'm a success..the whole me!
Rule breaker? Whooohooo...read my yearbook? Do that!
Friends
Besties? Lonely! I'm mrs.lonely, I have nobody, but my own...no...that would be xiomara, pomona and poppy
Loudest? XIO!
Shyest? Poppy
Who do you go to for advice? Poppy again...she's actually quite smart.
In life
Ever:
Been Close To Death? Well...ever tried to wake Dumbledore from his slumber at 5 in the morning? I have. my advice, don't!
Been Cursed? Well...ever tried to wake Dumbledore from his slumber at 5 in the morning? I have...my advice...don't!
Killed Someone? Okay...this is not something I'm proud of. But I guess there are many students who have wondered how Prof. Binns died. He was my teacher to once, and during a class he said that he hated all the whispers and giggles, and he would much rather hear a loud bang than listen to our chit-chatting. So of course I took him seriously...who wouldn't? I managed to make a big bang during our next h.o.m. lesson..and...well...maybe i shouldn't have. Poor guy...had a nervous breakdown and everything.
Saved Someone? I've saved many of my students from the dangerous claws of snape and umbridge. And once I even saved Malfoy from Madeye. I almost felt sorry for the blond little fella. Almost!
Been in love? Oh...I'm a female aren't I? Of course I have.
Smoked? Bad habbit of mine...to bad.
Gone skinny-dipping? Hell yeah. And not just once!
Broken the law? Uh. No comment! Dump-di-dump-di-dump! whistles
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Did you know that works perfectly fine with dumbeldore? Even did it last week.
Made yourself throw up? Does bulimia count? No...i'm just kidding! Relax!
Kissed a toad? Imagening that, I don't even have to make myself throw up.
Been rejected? Who would reject cute little me?
Fallen for your best friend? Yeah...
Used someone? Yeah...who hasn't by the way?
Been used? No! Why would anyone do that?
Most embarrassing moment? I walked in on parvati and dean while they were...well...u know!
Dream job? Have it already
Role model? I don't know...hagrid? no...I never really had one.
Goal in life? Manage to have sex with 72 different people by the time I'm 60...boys or girls...doesn't matter.
Special talents? I'm an animagus! Did anyone know that?
Favourites
Animal? Dragon!
Colour? red
Food? Tex-mex
Drink? Cuban fire-whisky, boiled on cannabis...illegal b.t.w.
Place to shop? New York!
Spell? Halluzinoh...makes people think they're walking around naked...it's hilarious
Thing you own? my read gucci pumps...love'em!
Thing to do? Sleep...mmm...good!
Quidditch team/position? Go chudley canons! I was a chaser...And a darn good one if I may say so myself.
Motto/quote? to be courageous is not to be unafraid, but to carry on despite that fear
Morning or night? night
Summer or winter? Summer
Lefty or righty? lefty
Gold or silver? Silver...sorry but it looks better on me.
Last…
Person to make you cry? Albus... He said I couldn't borrow money for that new prada purse I want so badly
Person to see you cry? Albus
Person you were mean to? Albus...I punched him
Time you fought with your parents? Uhm...back in 95...they're dead!
Time you made a wish? When I asked Albus for the money, I wished that he would say yes.
Time you laughed? When I punched Albus
Time you read a book? This morning...I'm reading LOTR...quite fascinating!
Thing you ate? A lemon drop...I stole Albus' while he was in pain.
What
Are you scared of most? An angry poppy pomfrey
Are you listening to right now? my breathing
Are you wearing right now? undies
Do you think of these surveys? Quite fascinating to read what my students have written
Is your least favourite thing to do? Have a hangover
Is your biggest hope/dream? That I WILL GET THAT PRADA PURSE!
What's worse:
Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? The latter...ugh!
Seeing someone die or you dying? Seeing someone die
Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Being helpless
Most likely to respond to this? severus
Most likely not to respond to this? binns
Time now? 00:42
There, Minerva thought. That was actually fun. She looked down at the survey once more, grinned at some of her fabulous answers and put the parchment inside her dayplanner wich she placed securely inside her bottom drawer.
No one would ever know.
At least that's what she thought.
A/N: next up will probably be Snape...I'm gonna have some fun with him.
Please R&R ladies and gents...but be gentle! ;)