A/N: ok this is the third chapter of Know your stars DP edition, and this chapter we're using the letter T…as in Tucker, and F as in Foaly, the next victim to get mocked is Tucker Foaly….and boy does the annoying voice have a lot to say
Disclaimer: I still own nothing, except my characters which should be coming up pretty soon
Chapter 3: Tucker Foaly
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars"
Tucker walks into a totally computer activated room, the doors slide open and he walks in as the annoying voice keeps saying know your stars, he stops by the hover chair and sits down.
"Tucker Foaly….you have ravioli in your pants"
"REALLY! Oh boy!" Tucker shouted gleefully pulling out a spork
"HA! PHYC! I was just kidding dork wad" the voice laughed uncontrollably
"You're not very nice" Tucker pouted, pointing around wildly
"I know, but that's why I'm here" the voice said with pride
"Tucker Foaly…..wishes that when he programmed his PDA on Skulker that he'd fly off to his house" the voice said
"WHAT! I only did that so Skulker would leave Danny alone" Tucker started, getting cut off by the voice
"And then he flew to your house for your own sick pleasures we know!" the voice nagged
"I WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH TECHNO GEEK!" Skulker raged from backstage, getting held back by Ember, Technus, and Lazure to make sure he wouldn't kill Tucker
"Tucker Foaly…..didn't just like Ember for her singing…"
"Hey, if you're implying something here I don't wanna know what it is" Tucker sulked
"Tucker Foaly……asked Danny to be his best friend for other reasons, so he could get dirty pics of his Dad" the voice said, laughing like a complete maniac
"DANNY'S DAD, ARE YOU INSANE! That was an accident! that picture I tell you was an accident!" Tucker shouted, pointing his finger to the ceiling
"Then why'd you keep it?" the voice asked
"Umm….well…" Tucker started, blushing madly
"That's exactly what thought…..Tucker Foaly….the reverse pedophile" the voice said
"I'm not a reverse pedophile….I don't even know what that is" Tucker commented, shrugging the statement off (A/N: a reverse pedophile is a statement me and my friend us, it means u like older ppl instead of younger)
"Tucker Foaly…..secretly wants to be Aj from Fairly odd Parents so he can hang with Chester and Timmy"
"Why the hell would I want to be that crazed up genius…I might be a techno geek but I don't wanna be that smart" Tucker replied, folding his arms over his chest
"Tucker Foaly….deicide that he doesn't like fighting ghost and has moved in with the cast of CatScratch and became there new butler" the annoying voice said gleefully
"I would never ever cater to those stupid animals! I mean one thinks he's a dog, the other thinks he's king of the world, and the other is a Scottish moron!" Tucker vented (A/N: personally I like CatScratch, and the cast, especially Mr.Blik but he doesn't…and Scottish ppl aren't morons, I'm swry I said that)
"HEY you overly sized human punk; I'd rather you not make fun of my brothers like that!" Mr. Blik said coming outs no where
"I, Mr. Blik is right, us Scottish aren't morons we're positively brilliant… except for the wee bit of idiocy on me mum's side" Gordon said, giving Tucker an awkward look
"Hey fur balls! Can I get back to dissing him please?" the voice asked the two cat's angrily
"I, go ahead"
"No ones stopping you… cough anger management cough" Mr. Blik said while walking away
"Thank you….ahem Tucker Foaly….likes watching the ghost zone girls undress"
"Huh?"
"We interrupt this Know your stars segment for some vital information….Tucker is about to get his ass beaten by the ghost zone girls and there boy friend, this is the annoying voice with vital information" the voice said in a boring business man voice
Danny and Sam, who are sitting in the audience, started laughing there cartoon asses off, as Tucker got pummeled by every girl in the ghostly zone, when he sat back down he had a black eyes, two broken ribs, and was covered in foot prints
"Tucker Foaly….just got his ass kicked and is thinking that Kitty, Johnny and Ember have to stop wearing combat boots" the voice said matter-o-factly
"For once your right….those things totally kill, why did you make them do that!" he cried, literally
"Oh shut up ya big baby! Take things like a man….which reminds me Tucker Foaly….was a little girl when he was born, but got surgery to look like a man" the voice said deviously
All the ghost backstage, and Danny and Sam in the audience all yelled in unison "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!" and gave Tucker horror struck looks.
"I was not born a girl…I'm a guy…that's why my names Tucker!" he stormed, jumping up out of the seat and waving his fist
"It's a shame you didn't want your friends to know…to bad they do now!" the voice said in a sickening sweet voice
"I hate you…but I have an idea, if my PDA worked on Skulker it'll work on you! Then we'll know who you are" Tucker said triumphantly
"Wow gee would you look at the time, I better go, before Tucker commits this terrible crime, holy shit…is the ghost writer near, I better scram or this will get worse I fear, and now you know the reverse pedophile Tucker" the voice said nervously, the and the screen faded away
"HEY GET BACK HERE YOU RHYMING GHOUL! Don't leaving me hanging, don't be a fool! Wow it's gotten to me too!" Tucker said, as he sat beside Danny and Sam in the audience
"Next time on Know your Stars…Jazz Fenton…hee hee hee!"