Disclaimers: chapter 1.
Hi guys:P
I'm soooo sorry for the delay, though I don't take any responsibility for it. Blame my teachers.
Damn! What's up with them? Giving me all that homework. Anyway... There's been many wishes for me to do Albus next...and you got your wish...I did him last night in the cupboard...;P hehe. .kidding! no...I'll write his story right now.
Anyway... Thanx for all reviews guys!
Thnx to slim shady, angelFYI13, Winona Corinne, excessivelyperky, psychoangel, silver snape silk, phoenixtear19, penpal13.
Albus Dumbledore was humming to himself while he skipped happily through the corridors of Hogwarts. He was on his way to see the potions master himself down in the dungeons.
I'm going to see the master. The wonderful master of potions! He sang to himself on his way down to Snape's chambers. And why was the headmaster of Hogwarts in such a good mood? I'll tell you why. Professor Snape had promised to get a hold of the new boxes of lemon drops from Germany. Boxes containing 1500 lemon drops. My oh My! And just this morning Albus had got an owl telling him that his delicious candy had arrived. You still don't get his good mood? Shame on you!
Anyway, Albus had now reached the dark corridor containing the door to Snape's chambers. A shiver went down Albus' spine when he peeked around the corner. "What a scary place this is," he whispered to himself. Suddenly something big brushed against his leg, and he let out a loud high-pitched scream, jumping up and down on the floor trying to scare whatever it was off. After 15 seconds of jumping he finally dared open his eyes, and he looked down on the floor where he saw a cat staring up at him. "Mrs. Norris, " Albus said, still with the same high-pitched voice. What? He thought. That's not my voice. He cleared his throat a bit and tried again. "Mrs. Norris. Go away! Hush!" He said, shooing her away with the tip of his foot. That's better! He thought, hearing his normal voice coming back to him. He had to get away from this scary corridor. So he ran as hard as he could to the end of the corridor, till he reached the black door on the far wall.
He knocked thrice. No answer. Severus! He yelled. No reply. Odd, he thought. Where is he? Didn't Severus tell him to stop by his chambers after dinner? Hmmm, maybe not. Damn, he was getting old. Well, it didn't matter. He needed those lemon drops, and he needed them now! He took out his set of keys to all the doors of the school, and started looking for the right one. Binns' office, great hall, his own office, his own bathroom, girls bathroom, Trelawny's bathroom (did he have that? Hmmm...), ah... there it was. Severus' chambers. Big pink key with purple polkadots.
He unlocked the door and stepped inside. Now where did he put them? Of course, they were quite valuable, so he must have put them on a very safe place. Did he have a safe maybe? A vault? No, probably not. His mattress maybe. Where would he have put something as important as his lemon drops? Of course! Under the cushions on the sofa.
He started lifting up the cushions and throwing them over his shoulder. Where was it? Where... what is this? He thought as he found a sheet of paper. Most definitely a code. How smart of Snape. Of course you would need a code to get to his lemon drops. No, wait! This wasn't a code. This was not a code at all. It was a survey. Severus' survey to be more exact. My, my, my! How interesting.
By now, Albus had forgotten all about his lemon drops. This he had to read. He copied the survey, put the original back in place, and ran back up to his own rooms where he started reading.
He laughed to himself, where he sat on his bed. Well, it was more liked a small girlish giggle. Was that Snape's real name? Jeez! Poor guy! Well, maybe he shouldn't talk. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. "That's it!" he said out loud. He would do the survey to. Just like Severus had done. But he wouldn't be an idiot and let it float around in his living room where everyone could see it. No, he would hide it. Yes he would!
Starting time? 20:03
Personal
Full name? Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
Nicknames? Albie, Bumblebee, Dumbie, Bumblebore...
Birthday? 24/11
Age? 135
Sex? I'm old...would you really like to know? Didn't think so.
Siblings? My dimwit brother Aberforth.
Star sign? Er...What goes with November? Better ask Sybill later.
Single or taken? Single...I might have to mention that to Minerva. Maybe that's why she doesn't seem interested. She probably thinks I'm taken. A dash like me! ;) GrRr!
Hair? Long silky strands of pure silver. Or maybe gray...does it make a difference?
Eyes? B-E-A-utiful light blue eyes. Always twinkling like crazy. Goes with my personality. The "crazy" part that is!
Blood? What do they call it? Mudblood? Yeah...I'm a mudblood and I'm proud of it! I'm also warm-blooded.
Pets? Vulcan is my phoenix. I have a beautiful phoenix and Vulcan is his name!
A bit more personal
First kiss - who/where/when? I'll tell you. It was the hottest chick in the whole damn school. The most popular 7th grader ever. It was in the middle of the great hall in my 5th year. You don't believe me? Well she did kiss me. What does it matter that I paid her to?
Ever pashed? What's that? (AN: that's a true question. WHAT IS THAT?)
Still a virgin? Sighs It is so hard to admit to it. I don't like calling myself one, it's just that I'm saving myself. She will finally want me, and then I will be ready to give my flower to her. I'm sure that Minerva wants me. She just doesn't know I'm available, that's it.
If not, who/where/when? In my dreams it's in a field full of lilies, and lots of butterflies flying around us. It will be in the middle of the afternoon (before 3 that is) wouldn't want to miss The bold and the beautiful on TV.
Current crush? MINERVA! My little kitty kitty!
Ever had a crush on a teacher? If you're talking about when I myself went to school...it was an all-male staff, so...make what you want out of that. If your talking about my staff then YES!
Who do you hate the most? When someone steals my lemon drops. SHIT! I forgot to get my lemon drops. How could I!
What do you sleep in? Silk boxers with little hearts on it. Spells Minerva on my but. ;)
School
What house are you in? I was a lion. Therefor the tough character of mine. GrRr!
Who is your favorite teacher? I really liked my divinations teacher when I was in school. A teacher with beautiful long, blonde hair, green eyes and red, full lips. Well, I wasn't told until my second year that it was an all-male staff we had. Do you think I wanted to kill myself?
Who is your least favorite teacher? After I was told about the staff? Guess!
Favorite subject? I love divinations. Especially the tealeaf reading. Oh...and the lovely smells in the classroom.
Successes? Defeated Grindelwald. You might remember? And I defeated Lord Voldemort in the ministry of magic last year. I've become headmaster of Hogwarts, and...well I wouldn't want to brag so I won't say no more.
Rule breaker? Me? Cute wittle me?
Friends
Besties? Me and Sybill are besties. I believe I'm the only friend she's ever had. Poor little girl.
Loudest? XIOMARA!
Shyest? Binns maybe. Creepy old guy...:S
Who do you go to for advice? Am I the wisest wizard since Merlin himself or what? Do I need advice? Well...only about my skincare, but then I ask my facialist.
In life
Ever:
Been Close To Death? I've been to war mate.
Been Cursed? Minerva can get quite pissed sometimes...she knows quite a few nasty curses.
Killed Someone? Try waking me at 5 in the morning and I will!
Saved Someone? Saved lots of people. I'm a pure hero in the wizard world. SUPERALBIE!
Been in love? I am now. OH MINERVA!
Smoked? I don't need to smoke, I'm smoking enough as it is babe! ;)
Gone skinny-dipping? I tried to join a few of my staff (including Minerva) when they were doing it last summer, but they refused to let me get undressed. Think a few of them were a bit jealous of my rock hard buttocks. If they absolutely want them it's just to work out like I do. I just squeeze real tight, and let lose. Squeeze real tight, and let lose. Buns of steal!
Broken the law? I do no such thing! Ever!
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? I don't cry to get out of trouble. I'm a man! I only cry because of important stuff, like when my beautiful pink Speedo was washed together with the students black robes and it turned gray. Damned houseelves!
Made yourself throw up? No...gives me bad breath! No way!
Kissed a toad? I thought it was Minerva you know. I was looking for her in her chambers, and a frog was lying on her bed. I thought it was a transfigured Minerva, so I kissed it to turn her back. Of course it wasn't Minerva. She was standing right behind me all the time, and has looked strangely at me ever since. Is it really that weird? It didn't taste that differently from when I kissed Cornelia in 5th grade
Been rejected? Lots of times. sniff
Fallen for your best friend? Sybill? She's not exactly a beauty. A prince like me needs a princess, not a giant bat.
Used someone? Used someone? Is there a question here about me being used? Oh there it is...
Been used? Don't want to answer that thank you. That is a mean question!
Most embarrassing moment? Did I mention the frog thing?
Dream job? Back in my days I wanted to be a cook or a flowerist.
Role model? That buns of steal program I'm working on. It's a program on how to get an ass like J.LO, so I would say it is her.
Goal in life? To be able to get a hold of a spell on how to transfigure pencils into lemon drops.
Special talents? This is something that I don't believe anyone would know about me. I am an excellent riverdancer. I was thinking about doing a little routine when me and Minerva get married. Cause we will you know!
Favorites
Animal? Cats
Color? Purple and pink
Food? escargots
Drink? Tea and gillywater
Place to shop? Vicki's lingerie
Spell? I will tell you when I reach my goal in life.
Thing you own? that box of lemon drops that I will get from Snape in just a moment. And my socks!
Thing to do? Riverdance and watch the bold and the beautiful. That is it Dippet! I am not gay. If you don't stop laughing right this instant, I will paint a tutu on you!
Quidditch team/position? Don't like playing quidditch. Ruins my hairdo. I am a big fan of Chudley Canons though.
Motto/quote? You have ONE advantage over me...you can kiss my ass and I can't!
Morning or night? Night...
Summer or winter? summer
Lefty or righty? lefty
Gold or silver? Silver...like my hair. IT IS SILVER DIPPET!
Last…
Person to make you cry? The house elves when they washed my Speedo.
Person to see you cry? Dobby when he brought me my clothes.
Person you were mean to? I believe I cursed Minerva when she woke this morning. Like I said, don't try!
Time you fought with your parents? Grew up in a fosterhome I'm afraid.
Time you made a wish? When I met Mrs. Norris down in the dungeons this afternoon, I made a wish that it wasn't a flesh-eating cannibal.
Time you laughed? When I got to know what Snape's real name is. Haha:D
Time you read a book? Don't read books. Don't have time between my Riverdance lessons, my soap oprahs, and my facial appointments. OH...and my but work out.
Thing you ate? My last lemon drop. Need... lemon drops... now!
What
Are you scared of most? Flesh-eating cannibals.
Are you listening to right now? Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time...what was that question? I couldn't hear it because of Dippet's giggling.
Are you wearing right now? my loverly purple robes with stars and moons printed on.
Do you think of these surveys? It's like I've got a new diary.
Is your least favorite thing to do? Have nightmares about cannibals and my divinations teacher.
Is your biggest hope/dream? To win a life supply of lemon drops!
What's worse:
Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Barfing on my date. What if I do that on Minerva? Oh no! Nervous breakdown!
Seeing someone die or you dying? Seeing someone die. It would be worse for me to die myself had I been eaten by...ok ok! I'll stop with the whole cannibal thing. FINE!
Being helpless or doing something you will regret? I'm never helpless, so it would be doing something I will regret.
Most likely to respond to this? Sybill.
Most likely not to respond to this? Binns probably...:P
Time now? 21:39
Albus put his pencil down. His pink-feathered pencil that is. (AN: I'm starting to think he is gay.)
Now that was refreshing. He hadn't poured out his heart since Minerva stole his diary. She probably wanted to find out if he was single before she asked him out. That woman was just crazy about him.
He rolled up the parchment and but it in his pocket. He wouldn't let it float around. He started pacing the room, trying to figure out what to do next when he all of a sudden got a sugar rush. "Oh, my lemon drops!" He shouted, the high-pitched voice of his back in place. Lifting his robes up to his knees, he rushed down the stairs and down to the dungeons, not noticing the piece of parchment falling from his pocket.
AN: hope you liked it guys. Please R&R:P
Silver snape silk: you got your wish about the crush on McGonagall. Hope it's satisfying! ;)