And A Partridge In a Pear Tree!
Author's Notes:
WOW! I got such good review that I decided I'd have to do more! Today is the 'Villain' edition. Holly may think that the old Artemis Fowl belongs here, but I totally disagree! Thanks again to all my reviewers! Please, do review, I loooooove reviews! By the way, these are written to coincide with the latest Artemis Fowl, however, certain evil-doers have been brought back from the dead… you can guess who.
Briar Cudgeon's Christmas Wish List
World Domination (well, duh)
Chocolate (Yummy…)
Root dead (From what I hear, this may have come true...)
My beautiful face back! (After all, I was so handsome. Now, I'm a disaster)
Assorted Human Candy (why, oh why did I forget to have that human, Luc-whatsisname get candy?)
Jon Spiro's Christmas Wish List
Money
All those stupid Phonetix people to die (Business is bad enough!)
Total proof that Fowl's eyes are blue…. Blue. (BLUE!)
My fame and fortune back (I suppose being an international criminal is ok, but I hate letting that idiot district attorney win!)
Carla off my back (I owe her two thousand measly bucks, she makes me lose my caseA/N That's my wishful thinker typing there! for Pete's sake!)
Opal Koboi's Christmas Wish List
To get out of prison (there is noooooo consideration here!)
Money (I've always had money. Where is it now? It deserted me!)
World Domination (or at least partial domination. For now…)
A decent computer (how will I keep up with my e-mail if I don't?)
Chocolate Truffles (must- have- chocolate!)
Revenge… (Short… Fowl… Diggums… Foaly… BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!)
The Author's Christmas Wish List
Reviews! (So do them now! I'll reply to every one personally!)
For Eion Colfer to hurry up with the 5th Artemis Fowl book! (I need more to read!)
Reviews! (Quickly!)
MORE Reviews! (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!)
For you to read my other fanfics! (I'm telling you, they're really good!)
ALL THE REVIEWS IN THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! (what more can I say?)