And A Partridge In A Pear Tree!

by Mulch Diggums

Being in a Christmas mood, the Fowl Characters wrote out their wishlists. This may be kept going throughout the year, to remind us all of the Holidays!

3. Chapter 3

And A Partridge in a Pear Tree

Authors Notes/Disclaimer:

This 'story' has gotten such a good response. Thank you to all my awesome reviewers! I've had pleas to add Mr. & Mrs. Fowl, which I intend to do. I've also had people ask me to do an Artemis Fowl Christmas Special. I'll think on that one. Remember, for those of you who've forgotten: bold equals a comment. And I know that this is after Christmas, but my beloved reviewers may lynch me if I don't update. (Here it is, guys 'n' gals!)

Artemis Fowl the First's Christmas Wish List

For Arty to finally see what Christmas is about. (The spirit of giving. He just can't see how nice it is. He's more of a taker…)

Gold (You can take the man out of the gold, but you can't take the gold out of the man…)

Guitar lessons (Hey, I can dream, right?)

A NASCAR car (ZOOM!)

Angeline Fowl's Christmas Wish List

Fung Shei lessons (The house's chi is so out of place, I need to fung shei the whole place.)

For Arty to see what Christmas is about. (After all, I am a mother.)

For Timmy to never change again (Once was more than enough.)

That jade necklace from Tiffany's (And the matching earrings, and the matching brooch, and…)

Juliet Butler's Christmas Wish List

Wrestling videos (Especially the 1983 Grudge Match Video. It's the only one I don't have.)

To win all my wrestling matches (Not like that ever won't happen. After all I am a Butler.)

To be able to wrestle my hero, Hogman (Hogmaaaaaaaaaaaan!)