ATTENTION: Just your average run of the mill stereotype story. This is the intro. (Is run of the mill even an expression? If so what does it mean? I seriously do not know. IT just came to mind lol)

Vanessa. "Hi! I'm Vanessa! I like birdies and neatness and people that whistle in the early morning when everyone else is trying to sleep! I like cats and doggies and I never ever ever want to make my mommy mad! Evil is bad! Bad I say! I'm Vanessa! And in the name of the moon, I'll punish you! (Makes preppy pose)

Catty. "I'M CATTY! AND I'M HYPER ON SKITTLES! I NEVER GET SLEEPY! I NEVER EVER EVER GET SLEEPY! I LIKE TO USE CAPS LOCK, RISK MY LIFE, AND JUMP OFF RANDOM BUILDINGS! AND I HAVE ON MANY OCCASSIONS! THAT'S HOW I GOT THIS BRUISE AND BROKEN NOSE BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I GET DOWN! I CAN BE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL WHORE ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO KYLE! I'M USUALLY USED FOR COMIC RELIEF AND GOSSIP!

Darrel. "Hi, It's actually Der-"

Jimena. "I'm (bleep) Jimena! And I'll bust a (bleep) cap in your (bleep) ass! So don't (bleep) mess with me cuz I'll (bleep) you up, (BLEEP)!" (Goes away to punch something scared and alive)

Tianna 1. I'm not a bitch. I'm the bitch, bitch. And if anyone of you bitches want to bitch around with me then you can try, bitch. I'm the best dancer and I'll steal your bitch ass boyfriend in a minute and make him my bitch. I'm the prettiest thing you've ever seen and you're lucky you ever laid eyes on me… Bitch"

Darren. "I'm Tianna's boyfriend Der-"

Tianna 2. "My name is Tianna! While all the other daughters are out doing something important like (saving the world, laying Stanton, etc) I'm skateboarding! Because, according to the author, I love to skateboard, as that's probably the only thing he/ she knows about me! It's all I ever do! No eating, sleeping, or drinking for me! Skateboarding is WAY KEWLER!"

Serena. "I'm Serena. I guess out of everyone here, I'm treated the most normal. I'm artistic and dark and I know ALL. I'm basically an intelligent girl unless you put me around Stanton in which I turn into a dirty slut! I'm always the target for hopeless predicaments, torture, and I've been pregnant at least 100 times now!

Darnell. DEREK! MY NAME IS-

Stanton 1. "I'm Stanton. I'm a smart aleck and never at a loss for words because I'm well… Stanton. I'm a bad- ass and because everyone likes a bad- ass, I never get in trouble for it. Nor do I ever die, because if I die, thousands fan girls will sic their insert absurdly unrealistic animal here on the author and have her for dinner. And I'll just laugh. Cuz I'm Stanton and I'm cool like that. And when I'm not out making someone feel stupid with my superior sexiness and wit, I'm out molesting girls in graveyards and stealing kids' taffy apples (Killer smile)

Derek. Finally. Okay I'm-

Stanton 2. (Blasts Derek) Shut up, fool! I'm fucking mad. Mad because I'm cursed. I will compose a poem.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get in my way

And I'll fuck you up

It's poetry.

I do that.

It's not supposed to rhyme.

Confused?

Deal with it.

Michael. I'm clueless. I'm so clueless that I don't know left from right. And before I can find out about any fucking thing, I'm usually killed off anyway…"

Collin. DUDES! I love to surf. It's what I do, man. And when you get on waves, it's just the most awesome feeling in the world… It's like… it's like sex or something! SURFING IS SO COOL! Oh and Jimena is my girl friend too"

Kyle. Why do you need to know my name? Are you some undercover agent slowly plotting his way to my demise? Well, I won't let you! And who made this mess? I want my kitchen clean! Clean I say! Is that a spot? IS THAT A SPOT, DAMN YOU? Oh… I'm Kyle. I bitch twenty four hours. Seven days a week. So get used to it"

Maggie. Hi, honey! I'm Maggie and I'm your fairy godmother! Have a cookie!

Kendra. (waves hands around crystal ball) If ja want to talk to Madame Kendra, call this toll free number! 555- 5555. Feel da island breezes! I see fortune a comin in your future!

Morgan. Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt .It is like sooooooo big!

Tymmie and Karyl. "We're always together!"

"I love Tymmie"

"And I love Karyl"

"TCHAAAAAAAAA!"

Cassandra. "I love Stanton one and two soooooo much! I still love him even though he blasted me, avoids me, calls me names, and thinks I'm an overall crazy stalker, we're gonna be together someday! I cry a lot and pull a bunch of stupid stunts!

Lambert. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL! And I don't go any deeper than that!

Aura. See Lambert.

If I think of anymore I'll insert them. Stereotypes. I guess everyone makes them once or twice. But sometimes people go a little over board (including myself Lol). So I decided to take these stereotypes, place them in the real book- like situation and see what would happen! Woo hoo!…… The first chappy will be Stanton 1. Unlike most of my stories, this doesn't follow a plot line. Its just a bunch of short stories on each type of character so there will be no pressuring to update.