Er… I need some serious help…

SEDUCTIVE STANTON

Serena strolled cautiously over the dead cemetery grass, the night air billowing through her crimson tresses. The silk material of her red mini, caressed her legs and she pulled at the hem of her black halter top. She wondered, why of all places, Stanton had chose a graveyard for their meeting place. Her eyes traveled nervously over the dark terrain and listened for various bumps in the night. Finally, she saw Stanton leaning casually against a gravestone. Wait, did I say casually? I meant seductively. She saw Stanton leaning seductively against a gravestone. He was wearing all black, his blonde hair catching the wind. He looked up to smirk at her and she groaned, ready to give him a piece of her mind.

"Stanton, why of all places did you want me to meet you-"

"Hush", he put a finger to her lips.

"Er… why?"

"Because I said so", he grinned and took a bite out of a taffy apple.

"Um… okay. But Jimena had another premonition and-"

"You look good", he interrupted her, toying with the fly of her skirt.

"Um… I know! But what's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Are you on something?"

"Are you on something?"

"Stanton", she rushed, out of breath. Why was he acting like this?

"Serena" he smirked again as his earlier smirk had expired. "Okay tell me what's wrong"

"Well, she said that there was new breed of followers and they were… Stanton? Stanton, what are you doing?" She watched as he took his shirt and jacket off to toss them over a gravestone.

"What does it look like I'm doing?"

"Er… taking your clothes off?"

"You know you like it", he teased. Stanton liked to tease…

"There's no time for this", she groaned, grabbing her forehead.

Stanton grabbed a remote out of no where and turned on an invisible radio. Barry White boomed from the speakers.

"Stanton?"

"Serena"

"STANTON!"

"Serena"

"I hate Barry White! You know that!"

"Do I?" he asked, dancing over to her. Seductively that is. Dancing seductively over to her.

"Sorry about this", she muttered before slapping him around. "Okay. Now who and what are you?"

"Stanton", he responded rubbing at his shaggy blonde bangs. "And I'm hot. Hot for you that is. Hit me again, baby"

Serena tried smacking him again. "Okay", she breathed. "How do you feel now?"

"Like", he started. "Like more taffy apples… watch this!" He ran over to small kid on the side of the road and plucked a taffy apple from his hands.

The child's eyes widened and he ran away. Serena gasped and turned to two policeman.

"Well, aren't you going to do something about that?"

They only laughed. "Oh that Stanton and his kleptomaniac tendencies!" They laughed harder. Serena's eyes widened. She glared daggers at Stanton as he made his way back across the graveyard, biting into his taffy apple ever so…you guessed it, seductively.

"THIS IS NOT FUNNY!"

"So who's being funny?" Stanton asked, as he was the only one in the known world who could speak through mounds of fruit, nuts, and caramel. He ran his blue eyes over the graveyard and smirked. "Helpless teen at two o' clock"

"WHAT?" Serena roared. "And it's not two. Its-" She looked down to see that her watch had gone up an hour. Because if Stanton said it was two o' clock. Well, damn. It must be two o' clock. She watched as Stanton made his way over to confront a blonde in a vampire costume.

"Do you believe in vampire stories? Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!" she asked psychotically.

"I do", Stanton replied, tracing a finger down her back. Serena stared in wide eyed disbelief. She turned to the policeman.

"That Stanton!' One of them laughed. "Always molesting people!"

She would have to handle this on her own. "STANTON! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!"

"You can't break up with me!" he looked up from his victim.

"Watch me!" she started to walk the other way, wiping tears from her eyes.

"YOU'LL COME BACK!" he yelled. "They always do"

Sure enough, Serena reached the end of the sidewalk when an old man stopped her.

"He loves you"

Serena cocked an eyebrow, wondering just how in the hell that he knew about them anyway.

"GO TO HIM!" a voice called out of no where.

"Okaaaaay", Serena muttered. "Creepy…"

S & S appeared marked through out the sky.

"Er…"

Suddenly a girl in a hoodie walked up to her with a gun. "Go back to the graveyard!"

"But-"

"GO BACK TO THE DAMN GRAVEYARD!"

":Ok…" she gulped and walked back to the graveyard. "Stanton!" she called.

"I knew you'd be back", he smiled, ten more taffy apples in his hands. She saw a bunch of children running away scared across the street. Policeman laughed and jeered at them. She swallowed hard.

"Want some?" he asked.

"No", she grimaced. "Now what the hell is goin- AGH!" she screamed as a gunshot sounded through out the night.

A man in a mask ran up to her. "GIMMEE YO MONEY!"

"Okay!" Serena said, but before she could reach for her purse, a spring of wild flying monkeys and feline warriors attacked the thugs. Serena watched in awe as they beat them over the head.

"ITS STANTON!" One of the thugs screamed.

"HAVE MERCY!" the other bellowed to the heavens as they raced out of the cemetery.

"Weird…" Serena muttered.

"Serena!" She turned to see Jimena and the rest of the daughters headed her way. "Did you tell him?"

"I was trying too but he just kept being…"

So seductive…

"Being what, chica?" Jimena asked.

So seductive…

"Being…"

Seductive! Seductive dammit!

"Er… seductive?"

"Seductive?" Jimena cocked an eyebrow and tilted her head towards Stanton, her eyes venomous. "What's she talking about?"

"Don't you know?" he asked, a smirk crawling over his sensuous lips.

"Look, vato. Serena might not be able to beat your ass, but I can do it just fine"

He laughed at this. "You wish you had my ass, Jimena"

"WHAT?"

"You spend long tortured nights just dreaming about my ass, don't you Jimena?"

Now all of the daughters were staring at him in awe.

"Why you!", Jimena reared back to hit him but an officer caught her hand.

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest for attempted abuse of Stanton"

"WHAT?"

"You might get ten years"

"Maybe twenty"

"Who knows?"

"Who counts anymore?"

"Maybe life"

"Maybe the electric chair"

"You have to be kidding me!" Jimena yelled. "I didn't even touch him!"

"Yeah that's what they all say", one officer laughed. "Hey, Stanton. Save an apple for me, will ya?"

Stanton nodded in consent.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU STANTON! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Jimena screamed as they carried her away.

The daughters gaped at him.

"I can't believe you!" Catty screamed. She released her power onto him but it only went straight through.

They all stared, eyes wide. Serena finally spoke up.

"How did you? How did-"

He laughed. "A- Duh! I'm Stanton. Like I could really die!"

Suddenly an earthquake shook the earth. Tons of cars slid down the streets and people screamed their last dying breaths as they fell through bottomless pits. Stanton stood perched on one piece of land the daughters at his side.

"How- How-"

"I told you I couldn't die!"

Suddenly a wave of water washed over the land and Stanton came sailing up on a surf board that hadn't been there before. Serena and the daughters flailed helplessly in the water. "HELP!"

Stanton pulled Serena into his arms, which was strange considering that he was on a surf board and smiled that now wet, wet, wet seductive smile. "What did I tell you?"

Then the sun fell from the sky and the survivors that were left from the last two incidents ran around crazy with the ensuing pandemonium. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Stanton just laughed.

Serena slapped him. "How can you be so calm at a time like this?"

"Because", he took her by the shoulders, a mad glint in his eyes. "I CAN'T DIE! I CAN NEVER DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!" Suddenly a bolt of lightening struck him from the heavens and he fell dead.

"SORRY!" A voice boomed sheepishly from the clouds. "Thought he was that Michael kid…"

A hush stormed over the land and thunder crashed from the heavens, aided by the author's cruel ruthless laughing.

Vanessa floated by and grabbed Serena by the arm. "Whats going to happen now, Serena? WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?"

"I don't know", Serena gulped, watching as all sorts of wild animals fell from the skies. "I really don't know…"

I know… I'm a complete and total nutcase… read and review!