Okay this isn't as good as the other chapters but if I'm going to climb out of writers block, I have to start somewhere right? YOU VOTED CATTY! So heres:
Hyper/ Nympho Catty
Serena retrieved her Algebra book from her locker before slamming it shut and turning to walk into the classroom. Suddenly silence spread through out the hallway followed by a chorus of gasps. Serena spun around to see what it was this time. Probably some stupid fight or- Her eyes widened as she spotted Catty walking down the hall, a coy smile on her lips.
Catty! She let the words explode in Catty's mind. She knew the girl was crazy, but this was a new low.
"OMG! WHOA!" Catty grabbed a hold of her head and stumbled a bit. A mob of guys immediately grabbed at her, trying to help her up when Serena swatted them all away with her Algebra book and glared at Catty.
What do you think you're doing?
Catty's eyes widened. "There it goes again!"
Serena cocked an eyebrow and leaned down to whisper in her ear. "I can read minds, remember?"
Catty paused for a few seconds. "Oh yeah…….. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice onnnnne!"
Serena took her friend by the arm, forced her into the nearest bathroom, and into a stall. "What were you thinking when you got up this morning?"
Catty put a paper cover on the toilet stool and sat down, crossing her bare legs. She put her arms behind her head and Serena covered her eyes.
"DON'T DO THAT!" She handed Catty her Algebra book to cover her chest. "Haven't any teachers seen you yet?"
Catty blew a huge pink bubble and shrugged. "Don't be such a prude, Serena. Skin is in". She scratched at her bare stomach and stood from the toilet stool. "Clothes are way too much trouble! Skirts are so hard to take off! Especially in the dark or a cramped car! And don't even let me start on bra straps".
Serena stared at her in disbelief.
"So last night when Stanton was struggling with my halter, I decided-"
"Who?" Serena challenged.
Catty suddenly laughed nervously. "Oh, ya know. That other Stanton. The one that lives up the lane?"
"There's no Stanton up the lane, Catty" Serena whispered gravely.
Catty giggled even more nervously and ripped at some toilet paper. "You know. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Tattoo on his right…. Wait a minute".
Serena had grabbed a hold of the stall door as if to steady herself. "You're lying. He wouldn't-"
"So…how about that birthmark, eh?"
Serena's eyes widened.
"Kind of cute, eh?"
Serena gasped.
"Strange place for it though…"
Serena struggled to remove the paper dispenser from the wall.
The naked girl seemed completely oblivious of her friend's behavior. "You know, that whole Prince of Night shebang compensates for something, don'tcha think?"
Serena banged harder on the paper dispenser.
"I don't know how you manage. Tianna's little brother is probably bigger than tha-" She looked up to see Serena holding the dispenser over her head and swallowed hard. "It feels weird. Like- Serena? Are you okay? You look kind of up- SAHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed as the metal met with her forehead. "GAWD! I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO SELFISH!" She moaned, crawling out of the stall, Serena fast on her tail. Standing to her feet, she rushed out of the bathroom and ran into Vanessa.
"Vanessa! Thank God it's you! Serena's trying to kill me!"
Vanessa cocked an eyebrow at Catty and looked up at Serena. "Wait!" She snatched the paper dispenser from the teary eyed girl. "What happened?"
"She slept with Stanton!" Serena accused.
Vanessa laughed. "Serena, don't be silly. Catty would never-"
"It's not like I enjoyed it! GAAAAAAWD!"
They both stared at her in awe.
"You mean you actually… AND WHY DON"T YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON?"
"Why do you?" Catty challenged. "It's a conspiracy mannnnnn".
Serena wiped at her eyes. "The point is she slept with my man!"
"I don't see your name on him!" Catty argued. "And besides, he was horrible. Michael is much better".
"WHAT?" Both girls exploded.
"I didn't tell you about that?"
"No", Vanessa squeaked.
"Well………………………………………….. This is awkward………………….." With that, Catty took off in a sprint down the hallway, an angry Vanessa and Serena chasing after her.
Catty yawned from her hide out in her second period class. They would never think of looking for her here.
Mehehehehehheh.
Heh.
"Catty"
She looked up to see a middle aged man glowering down on her. Yech. Too much clothes…
"Sup, dude?"
"Can you tell me what rule number twenty three states in the La Brea dress code?" He handed her the rule book.
Catty hissed as it burned her fingers. Rules…
"Lessee… how do ya work this thing again?" She turned the book over in her hands. "Where's the 'ON' button?" She looked up at the man with inquisitive eyes. These things were so damn hard to work. Reading sucked. Fucking was much better.
"Are you being funny, Ms. Turner?" The teacher slammed his palms down on the desk.
Catty's eyes darted from side to side. This was kinky. She wondered if he was going to kiss her. The janitors closet was just down the hall and-
"Are you being funny, Mrs. Turner?"
"……… nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu". She leaned forward. "Do you want me to be funny?"
His eyes widened. "The principal's office! NOW!"
"Aw maaaaaan", she groaned. "I practically live theeeeere". She slumped out of the class room and out into the hallway. It didn't really matter. She could get out of it the usual way. And it would be easier this time since she didn't have any clothes on… Definitely a plus.
Catty.
She turned to see that someone was watching her from the shadows.
"Serena?" she called, nervously. "Is that you?"
When I'm done with you, you'll wish it had been.
She gasped as Stanton materialized before her and commenced to crack up with laughter.
"DUDE?" She gasped for air. "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"
He was covered in tissue paper and soap with the words 'pencil dick' scribbled all across his body.
"You happened to me! What did you tell Serena?"
"Oooooh, um" Catty scratched her head. "I told her a lot of things…"
"WHAT DID YOU TELL HER ABOUT ME?"
"Just that… I- slept- with- you- last- night- and- that- you- were- a- horrible- lover".
"I was bowling last night!"
"Followers bowl?"
"Oh, yeah".
"I didn't know…"
He stepped forward, tissue paper falling from his form, and grabbed Catty by the shoulders. "Why are you spreading rumors about me?"
"LOOK!" A preppy voice screamed out from the end of the hall.
"IT'S STANTON AND CATTY AGAIN!"
"LET'S GO TELL SERENA!"
And they were off.
Stanton's eyes flashed red.
Catty's eyes widened. "KEWLZ! DO THAT AGAIN!"
"Answer me!"
Catty blinked dumbly. "What was the question? See, I have this thirty second attention span and-"
"WHY ARE YOU SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME?"
Catty laughed. "Was not".
"You said we were together last night!"
"We were… unfortunately".
"That wasn't me!"
"Yeah, that's what they all sa- it wasn't?"
"No. Bowling, remember?"
"Ah… well, I dunno who it was then. Alcohol, you know?"
Stanton groaned and her eyes lit up.
"You know what this means?"
"You have an apology to make to Serena?"
"Later", she muttered. "This means you're probably not small after all!" She grabbed for his middle and he jumped back.
"STOP IT!"
"I'll give you candy".
"Leave me alone!" He put an out stretched hand to her head so that she couldn't attack him. "I only want you for one thing". His expression became grave. "Where is the secret scroll?"
"Secret scroll. Secret scroll. Secret scroll", she giggled. "Kind of catchy. Secret scroll. Secret scroll. Secret-"
"WHERE IS IT?"
"Up my ass and around the corner", she growled.
He put a hand to his forehead. "Catty, I don't need the sarcasm-"
"No, I'm serious" She held up a finger. "Hold on".
Stanton stared in utter horror as she retrieved the Secret Scroll.
"Here", she held it out to him.
"N- no. I d- don't want it".
"Take it!"
"I changed my mind" He tried not to barf.
"You don't want it?" She scowled. "You made me go through all that trouble to get it and now you don't want it? FINE!" She tossed it down a stair well.
"NOOOOOOO!" Stanton screamed and dove down after it.
"What. An. Idiot" Catty popped her bubblegum. "It's just a stupid piece of paper"
"Catty!" Serena screeched from behind her.
"EEEEK!" Catty screamed and toppled down the stairs. She landed on the secret scroll which tore in half.
"That was the secret scroll!"
"Secret Scroll. Secret Scroll. Secret Scroooooll".
"If it rips our future is history!"
"Secret Scroll. Secret Scroll. Secret Scrooooooll".
Serena took her by the collar. "DO SOMETHING!"
"Right!" Catty took both Serena and Stanton by the hands and they careened backwards in the tunnel of time.
Serena suddenly opened her eyes to see male strippers swinging on poles. The past Catty was dancing at the side, swinging her shirt wildly over her head.
"Me so horny! Me so horny!"
"Heh", the present Catty giggled as the couple stared at her murderously. "That was my Saturday".
They were once again flying through the tunnel of time. They finally landed near a woman walking on a desert road.
"Hello Zoe", Stanton waved.
"Hello Zoe", Catty mocked and chuckled quietly before Serena shoved her in the side.
"Stanton!" Zoe cried and then turned to see Catty. "Oh, my!"
"You got a problem, lady?" Catty challenged.
"Is she…" Zoe asked.
Stanton nodded and Zoe's eyes started to tear.
"Erm…" Catty shuffled her feet nervously.
"I'm your mother!"
Catty's eyes widened. "NO WAY! I always thought I was like an alien or something!" She crossed her eyes and made alien noises.
"N- no" Zoe smiled. "I was a daughter and your father was a member of the-"
"Excuse me?" Catty asked. "Who are you again?"
"Um… your mother".
"Oh ya?"
"Yes. I was a daughter and your father was a-"
"WHAAAAAAAA? A daughter? I always thought you were some kick ass alien".
"Well…"
"That is SO not cool".
"I…"
"Can't you blast people from miles away? Don't you even have a DEATH RAY?"
"No, but… But I love you very much and-"
"Dude, that is so weak!"
Stanton took Catty by the arm and started to drag her away.
"But-" Zoe reached out.
"I promise I'll bring her back when she comes back to her senses".
Zoe nodded, uncertainty in her eyes.
Catty stopped struggling and let Stanton drag her across the sand, enjoying the ride. "Spin me around!" she begged.
"No!" Serena roared. "We're here because of the secret scroll".
"Party pooper", Catty muttered before taking them back into the tunnel. They landed in a dark, medieval setting where a man sat scribbling something on a sheet of paper.
Catty sniffed. "It smells bad in here". Must be Nefandus…
Stanton's eyes lit up. "It's the secret scroll! We'll just wait till he's finished and-"
Catty raced across the room and kicked the man upside the head. "HAND OVER THE SECRET SCROLL!"
"IIIIIEEEE!" The man fell to the ground, clutching his head. He slowly slumped back over to the secret scroll.
Serena gulped. "CATTY! NO!"
Catty banged a chair over his head. "GIVE IT!"
The man staggered back and forth while Catty shook him about. "GIVE IT, NOW!"
Stanton and Serena were both headed her way, but she quickly dodged them and held the man over an open window with strength they didn't know she had. "Give us the secret scroll or suffer a horrible death!" she boomed in multiple voices.
The man raised a shaking hand to give her the secret scroll.
She beamed. "AWESOME!" Reaching out, she took the secret scroll, forgetting that she'd been holding him with the same hand. "Oops…"
"IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The man plummeted down to meet his maker.
"Well" Catty gasped. "At least we have the secret scroll…"
Stanton shook in rage.
"Whoa, buddy…"
"HALF OF IT IS MISSING!"
"That could be a problem", Catty crossed her arms. "So who knows secret scroll?" She glanced around for a few minutes. "Oh, you guys suck".
"Do you know what this means?" Serena asked.
Catty slowly shook her head.
"Without the man, there's no secret scroll"
"And without the secret scroll, there's no prophecy", Stanton finished.
"And without the prophecy there's no us!" Catty laughed. "This is fun!" She looked at Serena. "Your turn".
Serena gasped as she started to fade away. She struggled to tell Catty to reverse what had just happened, but her lips were vanishing as well.
"CATTY!"
"Wha?"
"Yu haf t-"
"WHAT?"
"Yuhotu-"
"Eh?"
Poof.
I know it sucked --. You don't hafta tell me. I wrote it --. I promise the next chapter will be better and if not, you can flame me something horrible. Just give me something to work with. Next, we're gonna have a sane Catty against an insane…
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