SCENE 2: MARRY ME!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.
SONGS: ME from Beauty and the Beast.
SCENE.2
JAMES: Lily I need to talk to you
NARRATOR: James had been asking out Lily since they're first year in Hogwarts and this really "annoyed" her.
LILY: James for the 57 billion time, no I don't want to be your girlfriend!
JAMES: I was never going to ask you to be my girlfriend
LILY: Then what is it then?
JAMES: Wait hold on... Wormtail.
PETER: Y-yes James?
JAMES: Go get me a butterbeer.
PETER: Why mate aren't I supposed to sing the next song?
JAMES: Well yeah but the author doesn't like you so she says you have to get me a butterbeer at Hogsmeade and don't come back till Act three.
PETER: Ok!
NARRATOR: The stupid bastard named Peter merrily skipped to Hogsmeade to get James a butterbear but got in trouble cause that day wasn't a Hogsmeade day,
-Evil Laugh-
JAMES: Well you know that we are graduating this year so I wanted to ask you something that has been in my mind for quite a long time now.
(The Marauders and the other Gryffindor guys in the Common Room were getting in their spots for the next song)
LILY: Really? What is it?
(Song starts)
JAMES:
You been dreaming just one dream nearly all your life,
hoping scheming just one theme will you be a wife.
Will you be some he man's property.
Good news that he man's me.
(Sirius and Lupin got a girl and started dancing to the music)
JAMES:
This equation girl plus man doesn't help just you, on occasion woman can have their uses to, mainly to extend the family tree. Pumpkin extend with me.
(James gave her a cute but devilish smile, and Lily just gave him a look of pure disgust and the thought of extending the family tree with James Potter)
JAMES: Will be raising sons galore...
LILY: Inconsibable
JAMES: Each built six foot four...
LILY: Unbelivablee!
JAMES: Each one stuffed with every Potter gene.
LILY: I'm not hearing this.
JAMES: You'll be keeping house with pride
LILY: Just incredible
JAMES: Each day gratified
LILY: So unwadebla
JAMES: That you are part of this idelic scene.
LILY (whispering to herself): In your dreams...
James: Picture this Evans... A house by the sea my latest kill rosting over the fire, my little wife pleasing me while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs, oh we'll have six or seven.
LILY: Dogs?
JAMES: No Lily handsome boys like me!
LILY: Imagine that
JAMES: I can see that we will share all that love implies we shall be the perfect pair rather like your...
( James gives her the elevator eyes and before James could say anything she kicked him hard in the knee)
JAMES: You are face to face with destany. All roads lead to the best things in life are alls well than ends with me. Escape me there's no way certain as DO RE, Lily when you marry...
(James kneels down and holds Lily's hand and opens up a box with a beautyfull ring )
JAMES: So Lily what would it be is it yes or is it... OH YES?
(Lily looking very embarrased and not because of James proposing to her but because almost every single Gryffindor student was staring at her and waiting to see what she would say to the James Potter)
LILY: I... I just don't ... deserve you
(Lily said so she wouldn't let James as a laughing stock in front of his friends)
JAMES (singing): who does ... me
NARRATOR: Everybody in the Common Rooom was now looking at Lily and waiting to see what her answer would be. The Gryffindor Common Room was absolutely silent except for...
CRICKET: -cricket-
SIRUS: AHHH! Shut up you stupid cricket! DIE!
NARRATOR: Until of course the stupid -but oh so hot- Sirius killed him. Everybody was looking at Sirius at this time.
SIRUS: What?
JAMES: Anywayz... Lily what is your answer? Yes or... YES!
LILY: Sure, I'll accept when a Slytherin falls in love with me.
(Snape blushes and looks away)
(Lily turns on her heel and leaves and without relizing it she took the ring with her)
NARRATOR: James didn't want to be humiliated in front of all of his classmates so he said the first thing that actually sounded smart and funny.
JAMES: Okay then, it's a date.
NARRATOR: But Lily never looked back she just kept walking and smiling to herself.
SNAPE: I HATE MYSELF.
(GOES TO KILL HIMSELF)
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A/N: OKAY SO HERE IS ANOTHER CHAPTER! PLEASE REVIEW AGAIN, EVEN IF YOU HAD ALREADY REVIEW BEFORE. LUV YA'LL! Ary