SCENE.3: AGONY
SONGS: Agony from Into the Woods.
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SIRIUS: Cheer up mate there's always tomorrow!
NARRATOR: As soon as Lily had left the Common Room, Sirius and Remus had quickly come up to James and try and make him feel better.
JAMES: Yeah, sure.
(Weak smile)
REMUS: Come on Sirius, let's give him some time alone.
(Marauders Exit)
JAMES (To himself): Why am I a jerk towards her. Every time I want to say something to Lily it always comes out wrong.
NARRATOR: James had loved Lily for 7 years already, he had fallen in love since the first time he laid his eyes on her, and had asked her out every single day ever since.
JAMES: That's it! I am tired, from this day on I would no longer love Lily!
Audience: GASP!
(Sirius walks on stage)
SIRIUS: Prongs! Did I just hear what I think I just heard?
JAMES: Padfoot? W-where did you come from? I thought you had already left?
(Smiling nervous and looking at the audience then at Sirius)
SIRIUS: You are so stupid! Didn't you read the script! I am only in the side of the stage... Ouch! Stop! Take the stupid spell off Moony!
I mean... oh... I was... eavesdropping, yeah! Eavesdropping! Eavesdropping... yeah that's what I was doing.
(Winks at James in sign of everything is okay, James mouths "retard")
JAMES: Anyways... yes, I am giving up on Lily Evans.
SIRIUS: You can't do that mate! You love her! You still love her, right?
JAMES: Of course I do! More than life itself! I just can't have her... and... never mind you wouldn't understand.
SIRIUS: Why wouldn't I?
JAMES: Because you've never loved anyone as much as I have loved Lily.
SIRIUS: Really? For your information I have also found someone special too.
JAMES: What's her name?
SIRIUS: Rose
JAMES (LAUGHS) : Are you kidding me?
Isn't that the spanish/brittish girl who we met when I accidentally ran over your cat with my bike on the second year?
SIRIUS: Yeah, she's the one... Hey I remember that! You ran over my cat!
JAMES: But look at the positive side if I would have never ran over your cat we would have never met each other.
SIRIUS: Yeah that's true. That year is when we met Moony and Wormtail...
JAMES: And we met too.
SIRIUS: Yeah! We also met Lily, and Kathleen and Rose and Addy.
JAMES: What happened to Addy? I don't remember seeing her anymore.
SIRIUS: She moved to France.
JAMES: Didn't you date her on our 5th year?
SIRIUS: Date her? NO! I just shag her.
JAMES: Okay... anyway going back to the Rose thing... isn't she the one who practices charms in the astronomy tower and barely has a life?
(JAMES LAUGHS his head off)
SIRUS: Yeah, but so what. I mean you strut around the castle hexing anyone who gets on your way!
JAMES: You're starting to sound like Lily mate.
SIRIUS: Yeah well, I listen to everything Lily says because she is actually my lov... sorry it's my hormones they been going crazy lately. Back to what I was saying... I really love Rose. My love is as true as your love for Evans. I mean she rejected you a marauder. No girl has ever rejected a Marauder -except for Wormtail, but that's a totally different story-
JAMES: Yet one has.
(SONG AGONY STARTS)
JAMES: Did I abuse her
or show her disdain
Why does she reject me
If I shall lose her
how shall I regain
the heart she has won from me
Agony beyond power of speech when
the one thing you want is the only
thing out of your reach
SIRIUS: High in the tower she sits by
hour casting out spells,
Blithe and becoming and frequently humming
a light hearted air:
"Swish and Flick and Flick and Swish"
Agony! Far more painful than yours
when you know she would go with you
if you knew about charms!
BOTH: Agony!
Oh the Torture they teach
JAMES: What's as intriguing
SIRIUS: Or half as fatiguing
BOTH: Then what's out of reach
JAMES: Am I not sensitive, cleaver, well-mannered, considerate, passionate, charming, as kind as I am handsome and Gryffindor's Headboy.
SIRIUS: You are everything maiden's
could wish for.
JAMES: Then why no?
SIRIUS: Do I know?
JAMES: Lily most be mad...
SIRIUS: I knew it!
JAMES (whispering): Friking retard stick to the script.
(James hits Padfoot on the back of the head and once again smiles nervously at the audience)
BOTH: Agony, Misery, Woe,
thought it's different for each
JAMES: Always ten steps behind
SIRIUS: Always ten feet below
BOTH: And it's just out of reach
Agony that can cut like a knife
I must have her to wife
JAMES: I made up my mind... I can't stop loving Lily, what was I thinking?
SIRIUS: So that means that you are still going for Evans?
JAMES: Yeah, I'll do that on Monday... but this weekend I want to have fun.
I'll ask somebody out just for the weekend.
SIRIUS: Who?
JAMES: Missy.
SIRIUS: That slut/whore I went out with for a month then dump her because she was grinding with Lucius Malfoy on the Yule ball?
JAMES: That's the one!
SIRIUS: Are you sure? What if Lily finds out?
JAMES: How in the whole fucking world is she going to find out? It's not like your going to tell her...
PETER (panting): James... here's... your... butterbeer... sorry it took a while but... McGonagall gave me dete...
(Peter trying to catch he's breath, he had been running)
JAMES: Oh yeah... thanks. Go get me a firewhiskey, I am feeling dangerous.
PETER: But... but...
JAMES: Look Peter, if you disappear for the next two acts then I would do whatever you want.
PETER: Can you autograph my back with permanent ink?
JAMES: What the fuck? Are you some kind of gay stalker?
PETER: Who told you I was gay? Was it Moony? That son of a werewolf!
(James and Sirius move away from him)
JAMES: OKAY... I'll sign your back with permanent ink just leave already.
Narrator: So Wormtail left the Gryffindor Common Room and went to the Potions Room where stupidly drank a bottle that said "Don't Drink Me" and became what muggle and wizard little boys fear the most. Which is a certain muggle pop star named Michael Jackson.
(Thriller in the background, then Peter (or Michael Jackson) dances he's way across the Common Room doing the moonwalk, James and Sirius stare in horror then Peter goes off stage, Thriller song fades out)
JAMES: Anyways... were where we... oh yeah, I am gonna go out with Missy and your not going to tell Lily. So if you'll excuse me I am going to go find Missy and if you need me I'll be in my bed, and I am going to put an anti-open charm in the curtains so they can stay shut while me and Missy... um... "talk"
SIRIUS: What if Lily comes looking for you?
JAMES: Make an excuse then.
NARRATOR: With this said James went out the portrait looking for Missy.
End of SCENE Three
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