Thank you everyone keep the advice coming.
This one is for StopTheWorldImGettingDizzy and Friendsholic because this chappy is more house/cuddy focused and QT Roo, I'm going to try my hardest to make a long chapter, or as you suggested to short ones at once and BookwormKiwi who has thus far been faithful in reviewing (along with others) I added a special part that I hadn't intended to add just for you. Also thank you Chromo26 I'm glad you like it.
KEEP IT COMING PLZ 9 reviews is better but out of 222 hits…………..come on guys. Ok I'll shut up now.
For disclaimer, see chapter one and two, thank you
FLASH BACK TO HOUSE'S MEETING WITH CUDDY
House limped into Cuddy's office and (eyes glued to her chest) said "You wanted to see me?"
Cuddy, who was standing over her desk trying to organize some files, said "Well, it seems that Dr. Cameron has a problem with your newest victim-"
"I like your blouse, makes your 'fun bags' look extra……fun." said House, still staring.
Cuddy raised an eyebrow, sighed and said "House….HOUSE! I'm up here." She said pointing to her face.
House shook his head and said "I'm sorry, you were saying something?"
"Yes." She said, completely disgusted "I was saying that it seems Dr. Cameron has a problem with your newest victim, Dr. Casey."
"You made me walk all the way to your office for that?" he said, obviously annoyed.
It had been a long day already and Cuddy did not have the energy to fight with just then so she just sighed and said "Just go and talk to her."
"Talk to who, Dr. Casey or the jealous little princess?" House asked
"I don't care, both of them just talk!" Cuddy said getting exasperated and House left muttering some not so pleasant words under his breath as he did.
'Well that was no fun' he thought, he usually liked those visits with Cuddy because she was the only one who would fight back and who was even close to being as sarcastic as he was but today she just seemed tired 'and on top of that he now had to talk to the spoiled, snivelling little brat that is Allison Cameron.' he thought, popping a Vicodin just then he realised that it was his last one "Why me?" he asked nobody in particular a little too loudly, attracting stares from the nurses desk. 'Where the hell is Wilson?' he thought.
In the conference Chase was doing a crossword puzzle, Foreman was reading a newspaper, Cameron was researching something on the computer and Casey was doing a Su Doku puzzle while listening to an ipod. They had made an unspoken agreement to just ignore the other and it was actually working.
The conference room was quiet and then Casey broke the silence "What say you a truce?" she asked without looking up. Chase and Foreman exchanged a look and then looked uncertainly at Cameron, who had stopped her research and said "What?"
"A truce, for a common good which I'm sure you will all be interested in." she added the last part with an evil grin.
"A common good?" asked Cameron. Chase and Foreman were definitely interested now.
"Seriously, if this is gonna work you're going to have to stop doing that." Said Casey
"Doing what?" asked Cameron. Chase was stifling a laugh, Foreman just shook his head and Casey rolled her eyes and said "That."
Cameron looked confused, "Wha—oh." she said her cheeks turning red.
"So, what's this common good?" asked Foreman.
"House" said Casey grinning evilly once more. Now it was Foreman's turn to be confused "I don't get it" he said.
"She means getting back at him you dunce." Said Chase. Foreman picked up a piece of paper and threw it at him, missing by about half a mile.
"I'm sorry, was that supposed to hit me?" asked Chase laughing and Foreman picked up an empty pencil holder and threw it at Chase who was leaning on two legs of the chair, making him fall over.
"Ouch" said Chase, getting up blushing furiously when they all started laughing at him
"Ha ha" he said dryly "So how do you plan on getting him?" Chase asked , thought about it and said "Steal his cane?"
"Nah" said Casey "He always has it with him, it wouldn't work out. I was thinking………."
Phase 1
The ducklings and House were sitting in the conference room having just finished with a patient when Casey came in carrying a boom box with her. She put it down next to Chase who turned it on to a polka station. House paused his game, got up and changed the station to classical station looking very annoyed. "I'm sorry do you not like polka music?" asked Chase. House just glared at him, he was in a terrible mood and hated when his gameboy time was interrupted.
Foreman then turned to a rap station which earned another glare from House. "Sorry" said Foreman shrugging. Cameron turned to a techno station which got no reaction from House and then to R&B/Soul which actually made House tap his feet and mouth the words. They all just stared at him in horror and stifled laughs.
Phase 2
Foreman watched as House left his office, it was perfect timing, he waited until he was a safe distance away and then went inside. He searched his drawers and then he found it the ipod along with two gameboys and a stash of batteries He took ipod, and the batteries in the gameboys and replaced the batteries with dead ones. 'Heh heh this was gonna be good' he thought and then he quickly left the office
"You've got to be kidding me." Said Casey, giggling which was VERY uncharacteristic for her. The reason? On House's ipod (long with the classical music) was every song from the 60's 70's and 80's from Aretha Franklin and the Jackson Five right down to the Partridge family.
"Oh, this is good." Said Chase laughing.
Just then Cuddy came in and said "Why aren't you four working?" she asked.
"House's ipod" Chase muttered without looking away, receiving an elbow in the side from Foreman.
Cuddy walked over to them and looked at the screen and, trying her hardest not to laugh said "Well get back to work." And left. House would not hear the end of this one.
Casey who had downloaded every polka and rap song known to man onto her ipod, switched the faceplates of Houses ipod with hers and Foreman took her ipod (which now looked exactly like Houses) and put it in House's drawer. This was going to be truly interesting.
A few minutes later House went into his office and got his ipod, he liked having background music when torturing the ducklings.He walked into the conference room sat down and turned his ipod on. His mouth dropped open "What the bloody hell!" he said. The ducklings looked on with pride as House proceeded to throw the biggest tantrum they had ever seen thrown by anyone over the age of 7 as he switched through the song trying to find something other than polka or rap but to no avail, they had been very thorough in their prank. He had to figure out who would do such a dastardly deed.
He stormed into his office for his gameboy and realized the batteries were dead so he changed them but they were dead to and so were the others.
The ducklings who were watching from the conference room thought he was going to cry but he just threw the gameboy on the ground stormed out of the office.
This was priceless.
None of them stopped to think of what he would do to them without the distraction of his ipod or gameboy but they would soon find out.
DUN DUN DUN
I hoped you liked it I wanted to make House seem really childish in this chappy there will be more chase/Caseyand house/cuddy in the next chappy
