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This is for everyone begging me for House/Cuddy

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"Something must be done, I've been torturing them all week. Picking on Cameron to the point where I thought she would cry, making Foreman deal with the most ungrateful, undeserving patients and Chase has done every vaginal, anal and testicular exam that's come in here. But it's not enough." Said House twiddling his thumbs, his feet on his desk

"How do you even know it was them?" asked Wilson

"Who else would it be? Normally I would say they wouldn't have the balls but with that Casey leading them….there's just something about her, she's so…..smug and……sarcastic."

"Gee, remind you of someone? Besides isn't that why you hired her?"

House ignored the comment and said "Something must be done."

"Yeeaah you mentioned that. Something like what?"

"The three stooges will be easy enough but for her…..I'm gonna have to bring out the big guns."

House had given up plotting revenge for the day having just finished up with a patient. It was about 9:30 and he actually felt like going out and with someone else too. But who? He went down his mental list:

Wilson? Has dinner with his latest in-laws (he has about 50 right?)

Cameron? Made that mistake once……never again.

Chase? Probably too busy combing his hair

Foreman? …. rrrriiiiiiigggggghhhhttt

That left Cuddy………hmmm…….I believe we have a winner.

So off he went to Cuddy's office (he had no doubt that she would still be there)

"Go away House." She said looking very tired without even looking to see who it was.

House grabbed at his chest dramatically "You wound me Cuddy, is that how you greet and old friend and trusted colleague?"

"No, but you are a different case entirely."

"Those are some hurtful words, careful or I might cry." He said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"What do you want Greg?" she asked just wanting him to go away, she had had a long day and was in no mood to put up with House.

"Well, Lisa I came to find out if you would care to join me for coffee."

She squinted at him searching for any hint of sarcasm in his face or voice and when she found none she said "You're kidding right?"

"Noo, of course if the answer is no then yeah."

"She stared at him for a few seconds and said "Fine, let me get my things."

About a half an hour later, they were sitting at a table in the nearest café (Cuddy having driven her own car)

"So, what's the new doctor Casey like?" asked Cuddy.

"Well she's got a great rack…of course she doesn't give as nice a display as you do…."

Cuddy rolled her eyes at him, she couldn't believe how immature he was.

"You know what I mean House."

"She's one of the best doctors I've seen in a while." He said "…plays well with others.."

Cuddy chose to ignore the last statement and just rolled her eyes.

"So what were you doing at the hospital so late anyway?" asked House.

"Believe it or not some of us are actually dedicated to our work….anyway I should be asking you the same question."

"Dedication…..hope it's not contagious." Said House. "I was finishing up the tenth level of Doom—oh I mean I had a patient."

The waitress came and took their orders.

"I'm surprised you haven't taken a single vicodin since we got here." Said Cuddy

"Oh" he said popping two "thanks for reminding me."

Cuddy looked at him in disbelief "You are unbelievable."

House shrugged "Isn't that why you keep me around? Well that and my stunningly good looks." He said

"So I heard they got you good." Said Cuddy smirking.

"I see the Princeton Plainsboro gossip network is up and running." He said.

"But really House, the Partridge family? And I never really thought of you as a Jackson 5 kind of guy." Cuddy said chuckling.

"Har-de har har are you done yet?"

"I would think that you of all people would be able to appreciate a good prank."

"Not when it's pulled on me" he whined "We'll see how funny it is when they pull one on you."

"They don't hate me." Cuddy countered.

"It's Casey, she's the mastermind I know it….none of the other three would ever be able to pull it off, not even Foreman and his criminal record" he said " I have to get her back."

"Oh get over it ." she said

The rest of the evening went on like that, them making fun of each other and House making sarcastic comments and just having a nice time. It was like it was before the infarction, before Stacey left, before everything went wrong and House liked it but the night had to end as all good things eventually do so they said good night Cuddy went to her car and House went to his bike and they went their separate ways.