Note: All of Saiyuki and the following do not belong to me, except for the story itself… No matter how hard I try to imagine that they are.
(Taking the Bus Part 2)
Sanzo: Why are you looking at me like that?
Knives: Cause you made the driver and author of this fanfic faint.
Milly: What shall we do? I need pudding!
Goku: -Eating donuts out of box-
Vash: So who is going to drive?
Hakkai: I guess I will have to. -gets in driver seat-
Gojyo: I hope Sanzo doesn't give him orders…
Meyrl: Why?
Sanzo: Hakkai drive off that cliff! It should cut the time for getting into town!
Hakkai: Okay Sanzo! -starts driving towards cliff-
Everyone but Hakkai and Sanzo: AAAHHH!
-Bus nose dives off cliff and lands in the sand-
Gojyo: Hakkai… that is the second time you have done that! If you do that again, I'll make sure something other than wine goes into your drink!
-Bus starts to move and Michiru wakes up-
Michiru: Umm… Why is the bus moving?
Goku: I'm hungry… -licking empty donut box-
Vash: My donuts… -cries-
Knives: I think we're sinking.
Meryl: Everyone out now!
-Everyone jumps onto the secured ground and the bus starts sinking, Michiru starts sinking too-
Michiru: HELP!
Gojyo: Why should we help you?
Michiru: Because I'm the one writing this fanfic you stupid Kappa!
Goku: I'm too hungry to help…
Vash: -still crying over the donuts-
Milly: Umm… What should I do? -runs around with hands in the air-
Michiru: -waist covered in sand- Are you gonna let me die?
Knives: Yes.
Meryl: -runs over and grabs Michiru's hand- I got you!
-Hakkai runs over as well and grabs Meryl-
Sanzo: You are all annoying! -walks over and pulls Michiru up easily-
Michiru: -tearing- You saved me Sanzo! Thank you! -hugs him-
Sanzo: Get the hell off me!
Michiru: -lets go and looks at the bus sinking-
(One hour and no bus later)
Michiru: I am so fired…
Vash: Well it was Hakkai's fault.
Gojyo: Well I would put the blame on Sanzo.
Sanzo: -puts gun in Gojyo's face- What did you say water sprite?
Gojyo: -afraid- Umm… I mean… Yes it is Hakkai's fault!
Hakkai: -embarrassed- Well, I didn't think we would land in quicksand.
Goku: You didn't think at all.
Hakkai: I think Hakuryu feels better.
Michiru: So who is going to pay for the bus? Anyone got around two hundred thousand yen?Sanzo: Take it off my golden goddess credit card…
Gojyo: I am never taking the bus again!
-Hakuryu changes himself to a jeep-
Hakkai: Everyone in!
-Hakkai jumps in driver's seat, Sanzo gets into the passenger's side, and Michiru sits between them. Everyone else is jammed in the back-
Gojyo: Move over monkey!
Goku: You move over water sprite!
Gojyo: Monkey!
Goku: Stupid kappa!
Gojyo: Stupid monkey.
-BANG-
Michiru: Now are you two going to shut up? –holding a shotgun towards them-
Sanzo: -drops his jaw in surprise- Wow… That shut them up.
-Goku and Gojyo hugging each other-
Knives: Go get a room you two!
Hakkai: This is going to be a long ride… -sigh-
(Bonus: Michiru and Sanzo, 'Nighttime Mood')
Michiru: So how do you keep Goku and Gojyo from fighting while you sleep?
Sanzo: Nothing a gun can't handle.
Michiru: What do you mean by that?
Sanzo: -pulls on a string and you hear a bang. Closet door opens with Goku and Gojyo tied up with a gun aimed above their heads-
Michiru: Oh…
-Goku and Gojyo struggle against the ropes-
Gojyo: When I get out of here…
-BANG-
Michiru: They are going to have a long night… -sigh-
(Meeting the Shomas)
Goku: I'm hungry… I want some meat buns… -stomach growls--Everyone else's stomach growls-
Hakkai: I think I agree with Goku for once.
Sanzo: I need a smoke…
Gojyo: I need some honeys…
Michiru: I need a life…
-Everyone stares at Michiru in shock-
Gojyo: OI! How the Hell you get here?
Michiru: I don't know. I just was here. Maybe I'm some kind of God…
Sanzo: Don't you mean Goddess?
Goku: Are you the Goddess of Meat Buns?
Gojyo: And I'm the God of Honeys. Now come here…
-A shotgun barrel appears in Gojyo's face-
Michiru: Care to finish that line?
Gojyo: -girly voice- No…
Sanzo: Cut it out! Hakkai where is the next town?Hakkai: About a day away. If we push it we can be there by dinner.
Goku: Yay!
-Suddenly a snowstorm starts-
Sanzo: Hell… Snow in a desert.
Hakkai: Yes, like we didn't expect that.
Goku: But we didn't…
Michiru and Gojyo: Stupid monkey…
Hakkai: I see a house up ahead. Let's ask to stay the night.
Sanzo: They better have some smokes…
-Michiru goes up to knock on the door-
Michiru: Remind me why I'm knocking again…
Gojyo: So we can offer you as payment for the night.
Michiru: Bastard! –jumps on top of Gojyo and starts beating him-
Gojyo: You stupid woman!
Sanzo: Shut up!
Gojyo and Michiru: NO!
Sanzo: -shoots at them with gun-
Michiru and Gojyo: -get up off the ground and dodges the bullets-
Hakkai: -sighs and knocks on the door-
-girl appears at door-
Girl: Hello I'm Toharu!
Hakkai: Hello Miss Toharu. I was just wondering if our little group could stay the night.
Shigure: Toharu, who's at the door?
Toharu: Just some people caught in the snowstorm.
Shigure: Well let them in Toharu. I hope there is a girl among them… -gets hit over the head-
Kugura: You pervert! Now tell me where my Kyo is!
Shigure: I don't know where he is Kugura… -slips put of room and makes a run for it-
Goku: Umm… I smell food…
Toharu: Well I just got done making dinner. Why don't you join us, tonight is meat buns and rice balls.
Goku and Michiru: Hooray!
(At the dinner table)
Kyo: I'm going to beat you rat!
Yuki: You're still nothing but a stupid cat…
Ayame: Oh Sanzo, who does your hair? I just love it! –claps hands together-
Sanzo: Leave me alone…
Shigure: So Michiru are you single?
Michiru: Not at all, I'm going to be Sanzo's wife!
-room gets silent except Goku is still eating-
Sanzo: You're kidding right?
Michiru: Nope!
Gojyo: No wonder she keeps showing up…
Hakkai: I have to admit they are suited for each other.
Sanzo: I will shoot you Hakkai!
Toharu: I'm so glad for you both! I hope that you become a happy couple!
Yuki: Yes you should be proud.
Kyo: Why should I care…
Kugura: I'm going to marry Kyo! –puts Kyo in choke hold-
Kyo: Ack! No you're not! –struggles to get free-
Shigure: -in the corner crying-
Ayame: I can make you the prefect wedding dress Michiru!
Kugura: Kyo and me make such a prefect couple!
Kyo: No we do not! –still struggling-
Sanzo: There is no way I'm marrying you!
Michiru: But Sanzo you already signed the contract.
Sanzo: What contract?
(Two nights ago)
Michiru: Sign this Sanzo. It will get you a one-way ticket west on a train.
Sanzo: -drunk- Okay. –signs the paper-
(Present)
Sanzo: You bitch! You tricked me!
Michiru: I know… -haves the biggest smile on face-
Gojyo: Way to go Sanzo…
Shigure: Reminds me of someone who made me do something like that.
Yuki: That was your Editor…
Shigure: Oh right… Wonder what she is up too.
Ayame: So you want lace or leather?
Toharu: Aww… Kyo and Kugura look sweet together.
Kyo: -gave up-
Goku: I'm still hungry…
-everyone falls onto the floor-
End