Diamonds and a Fuzzy Dude's Best Friend
Part 4: The Return of the Sirens
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Showstopper- Ah yes, I love Jean/Emma catfights, Scott abuse too; they're the main core of most of my fics. Well, Scott abuse is.
Lia Fail- More Scott/Jean bashing coming right up. Enjoy!
Agent-G- Just wait 'til you see Kurt's reaction to Emma in white leather, whoof!
Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters-
It's shortly after Emma's catfight with Jean and Emma is on her way to the kitchen to find Kurt. She wants his opinion on her latest fashion idea. Sure enough, Kurt is indeed in the kitchen trying to scrounge up a snack.
'Kurt.' She says. 'Can I ask you something?'
'Sure, Emma.' Kurt replies, not even looking up from the fridge. 'Vhat do you vant to ask?'
'What do you think of my clothes?'
Kurt grabs a few random items from the fridge and lays them on the counter as he looks at Emma's clothes. His eyes widen in shock at the sight before him. Emma is dressed in what can only be described as a white reverse-X-Bra and white leather hot pants that hardly pass her butt cheeks. She's also wearing knee-high leather platform boots.
'Well Kurt.' Emma asks. 'What do you think?'
Kurt is dumbstruck. He's amazed that somebody could pull off such an ensemble. How the reverse X-Bra stays on is beyond anybody's guess! He clutches a juice box so hard that its contents squirt up into the air.
'Talk about a single entendre.' Emma smirks. 'I guess that you like it, thanks anyway.'
Emma then leans over the counter, almost falling out of her reverse X-Bra and kisses Kurt right on the lips in thanks.
'Seeya later stud.' She purrs seductively.
Kurt just watches after her with a dumbstruck expression on his face. Once she has left the room he lets out a groan and faints dead away.
Outside in the hall Emma walks past Scott on his way to presumable go kiss Xavier's butt.
'Scott.' Emma nods.
Scott is instantly fixated on Emma's clothes, so much so that he doesn't pay attention to where he is going and walks into a door.
Later-
Emma is now in the room that she shares with Amara. Amara stares uncertainly at Emma's clothes.
'I don't mean to be offensive.' Amara says. 'But, why are you dressed like a cheap whore?'
'Everything will be made clean in good time Amara.' Emma replies. 'You can trust me on that.'
'So what are we waiting in our room for then?' Amara asks. 'Why the sudden secrecy?'
'I'll tell you when everybody else arrives.' Emma replies.
There is then a knock on the door and Emma goes to answer it. It's Tabby, Rahne and Jubilee.
'Come on in girls.' Emma says. 'The meeting is about to start.'
Rahne jumps at the sight of Emma displaying her cleavage so openly and quickly averts her eyes. Tabby however cocks a curious eyebrow.
'I've gotta say Em, I like your style.'
'Thanks Tabby.' Emma replies. 'I'm glad that you could all make it but before the meeting can begin, we have to wait for one more person.'
As if in reply, there is another knock on the door.
'Ah, and here it is!' Emma says, opening the door. Much to everybody's amazement, the Scarlet Witch is standing on the other side.
'Nice of you to make it Wanda.' Emma says.
'Whatever.' Wanda nonchalantly replies. 'The only reason that I came here is because I hate Jean Grey as much as you guys.'
'Um, excuse me?' Rahne sheepishly asks, putting her hand up. 'I dinnae exactly hate Jean, it's more of a... mild dislike.'
'That's quite alright.' Emma replies. 'As long as you dislike her in some capacity, you're perfectly welcome here.'
'So why exactly are we here, Em?' Tabby asks.
Emma pauses for dramatic affect.
'I'm going to resurrect the Bayville Sirens!'
A collective gasp rises form the assembled girls in the room.
'So that's why you wanted me and Amara here.' Tabby says. 'You wanted two original members, right?'
'And it's not like Jean, Rogue or Kitty'll want to join.' Jubilee adds. 'Seeing that they don't like you.'
'I don't know what you're talking about.' Amara says, crossing her arms defiantly. 'The Bayville Sirens were nothing but an urban myth!'
'Oh give it up, 'Mara.' Tabby sighs. 'Everybody knows that we were both members.'
Amara just sighs and lets the matter go.
'There's still the matter of costumes.' Emma says. 'I presume that tabby and Amara are going to keep theirs. I of course will we wearing white. That just leaves Rahne, Jubilee and Wanda.'
'Do we have tae wear leather?' Rahne asks. 'Isn't it kinda... slutty?'
'Your point being?' Emma replies. 'Just think of it this way, guys only think of two things, well come to think of it, three actually. They'll be putty in our hands!'
'I still dinnae get it.' The ever naïve Rahne says. 'What are ye talkin' aboot?'
Jubilee leans over and whispers in Rahne's ear. The young Scot blushes deeply at what Jubilee tells her.
'If everything's settled then?' Emma asks. 'I'd like to announce the first meeting of the new Bayville Sirens adjourned!'
'I've just got one question.' Wanda pipes up. 'Why exactly do you hate Jean so much?'
'It's not Jean per se.' Emma replies. 'It's redheads in general.'
'I resent that comment!' Rahne adds. 'I havnae done anything tae hurt ye!'
'Okay.' Emma sighs. 'I take that back, it's not redheads in general, I just hate jean, okay?'
'That still doesn't tell us why.' Tabby says.
'Yeah.' Jubilee adds. 'Why do you have such a mad on for Jean?'
'Apart from the fact that she's false and shallow.' Wanda adds.
'Let me take you back to when I was still living in Boston.' Emma says. 'I was going out with a guy called Sebastian Shaw. A fruity name I know but, I loved him and he loved me back. That was until a redhead slut called Madelyn Pryor came along and stole him away form me right before the Spring Dance!'
'What's this got to do with Jean?' Amara asks.
'I'm getting to that.' Emma replies. 'The fact is, Jean looks exactly like Madelyn. So much so that it's almost as if she's a clone!'
'Hunh.' Tabby says. 'Sounds like Jean's got a doppelganger.'
'Good God!' Jubilee gasps. 'There's two Jean Greys! That is sick!'
'So now you all know why I hate Jean so much.' Emma says.
'But werenae the Sirens formed tae fight crime?' Rahne asks.
'We can do that to I suppose.' Emma replies. 'So what do you guys say, are you all in?' Emma asks, holding out her hand.
'Hell yeah!' Tabby replies, putting her hand on Emma's. 'I'm in!'
'Me too!' Amara adds, putting her hand on Tabby's
'And me!' Jubilee adds.
'Aye, I'm in.' Rahne says.
'I suppose that I'm in.' Wanda sighs, putting her hand on the top.
'Let's go kick some ass!' Emma grins.
'TITANS GO!' Amara yells.
'Umm, Amara.' Jubilee whispers. 'Its Sirens go...'
'I knew that...' Amara sheepishly replies.
TBC...
Part 4: The Return of the Sirens
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Showstopper- Ah yes, I love Jean/Emma catfights, Scott abuse too; they're the main core of most of my fics. Well, Scott abuse is.
Lia Fail- More Scott/Jean bashing coming right up. Enjoy!
Agent-G- Just wait 'til you see Kurt's reaction to Emma in white leather, whoof!
Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters-
It's shortly after Emma's catfight with Jean and Emma is on her way to the kitchen to find Kurt. She wants his opinion on her latest fashion idea. Sure enough, Kurt is indeed in the kitchen trying to scrounge up a snack.
'Kurt.' She says. 'Can I ask you something?'
'Sure, Emma.' Kurt replies, not even looking up from the fridge. 'Vhat do you vant to ask?'
'What do you think of my clothes?'
Kurt grabs a few random items from the fridge and lays them on the counter as he looks at Emma's clothes. His eyes widen in shock at the sight before him. Emma is dressed in what can only be described as a white reverse-X-Bra and white leather hot pants that hardly pass her butt cheeks. She's also wearing knee-high leather platform boots.
'Well Kurt.' Emma asks. 'What do you think?'
Kurt is dumbstruck. He's amazed that somebody could pull off such an ensemble. How the reverse X-Bra stays on is beyond anybody's guess! He clutches a juice box so hard that its contents squirt up into the air.
'Talk about a single entendre.' Emma smirks. 'I guess that you like it, thanks anyway.'
Emma then leans over the counter, almost falling out of her reverse X-Bra and kisses Kurt right on the lips in thanks.
'Seeya later stud.' She purrs seductively.
Kurt just watches after her with a dumbstruck expression on his face. Once she has left the room he lets out a groan and faints dead away.
Outside in the hall Emma walks past Scott on his way to presumable go kiss Xavier's butt.
'Scott.' Emma nods.
Scott is instantly fixated on Emma's clothes, so much so that he doesn't pay attention to where he is going and walks into a door.
Later-
Emma is now in the room that she shares with Amara. Amara stares uncertainly at Emma's clothes.
'I don't mean to be offensive.' Amara says. 'But, why are you dressed like a cheap whore?'
'Everything will be made clean in good time Amara.' Emma replies. 'You can trust me on that.'
'So what are we waiting in our room for then?' Amara asks. 'Why the sudden secrecy?'
'I'll tell you when everybody else arrives.' Emma replies.
There is then a knock on the door and Emma goes to answer it. It's Tabby, Rahne and Jubilee.
'Come on in girls.' Emma says. 'The meeting is about to start.'
Rahne jumps at the sight of Emma displaying her cleavage so openly and quickly averts her eyes. Tabby however cocks a curious eyebrow.
'I've gotta say Em, I like your style.'
'Thanks Tabby.' Emma replies. 'I'm glad that you could all make it but before the meeting can begin, we have to wait for one more person.'
As if in reply, there is another knock on the door.
'Ah, and here it is!' Emma says, opening the door. Much to everybody's amazement, the Scarlet Witch is standing on the other side.
'Nice of you to make it Wanda.' Emma says.
'Whatever.' Wanda nonchalantly replies. 'The only reason that I came here is because I hate Jean Grey as much as you guys.'
'Um, excuse me?' Rahne sheepishly asks, putting her hand up. 'I dinnae exactly hate Jean, it's more of a... mild dislike.'
'That's quite alright.' Emma replies. 'As long as you dislike her in some capacity, you're perfectly welcome here.'
'So why exactly are we here, Em?' Tabby asks.
Emma pauses for dramatic affect.
'I'm going to resurrect the Bayville Sirens!'
A collective gasp rises form the assembled girls in the room.
'So that's why you wanted me and Amara here.' Tabby says. 'You wanted two original members, right?'
'And it's not like Jean, Rogue or Kitty'll want to join.' Jubilee adds. 'Seeing that they don't like you.'
'I don't know what you're talking about.' Amara says, crossing her arms defiantly. 'The Bayville Sirens were nothing but an urban myth!'
'Oh give it up, 'Mara.' Tabby sighs. 'Everybody knows that we were both members.'
Amara just sighs and lets the matter go.
'There's still the matter of costumes.' Emma says. 'I presume that tabby and Amara are going to keep theirs. I of course will we wearing white. That just leaves Rahne, Jubilee and Wanda.'
'Do we have tae wear leather?' Rahne asks. 'Isn't it kinda... slutty?'
'Your point being?' Emma replies. 'Just think of it this way, guys only think of two things, well come to think of it, three actually. They'll be putty in our hands!'
'I still dinnae get it.' The ever naïve Rahne says. 'What are ye talkin' aboot?'
Jubilee leans over and whispers in Rahne's ear. The young Scot blushes deeply at what Jubilee tells her.
'If everything's settled then?' Emma asks. 'I'd like to announce the first meeting of the new Bayville Sirens adjourned!'
'I've just got one question.' Wanda pipes up. 'Why exactly do you hate Jean so much?'
'It's not Jean per se.' Emma replies. 'It's redheads in general.'
'I resent that comment!' Rahne adds. 'I havnae done anything tae hurt ye!'
'Okay.' Emma sighs. 'I take that back, it's not redheads in general, I just hate jean, okay?'
'That still doesn't tell us why.' Tabby says.
'Yeah.' Jubilee adds. 'Why do you have such a mad on for Jean?'
'Apart from the fact that she's false and shallow.' Wanda adds.
'Let me take you back to when I was still living in Boston.' Emma says. 'I was going out with a guy called Sebastian Shaw. A fruity name I know but, I loved him and he loved me back. That was until a redhead slut called Madelyn Pryor came along and stole him away form me right before the Spring Dance!'
'What's this got to do with Jean?' Amara asks.
'I'm getting to that.' Emma replies. 'The fact is, Jean looks exactly like Madelyn. So much so that it's almost as if she's a clone!'
'Hunh.' Tabby says. 'Sounds like Jean's got a doppelganger.'
'Good God!' Jubilee gasps. 'There's two Jean Greys! That is sick!'
'So now you all know why I hate Jean so much.' Emma says.
'But werenae the Sirens formed tae fight crime?' Rahne asks.
'We can do that to I suppose.' Emma replies. 'So what do you guys say, are you all in?' Emma asks, holding out her hand.
'Hell yeah!' Tabby replies, putting her hand on Emma's. 'I'm in!'
'Me too!' Amara adds, putting her hand on Tabby's
'And me!' Jubilee adds.
'Aye, I'm in.' Rahne says.
'I suppose that I'm in.' Wanda sighs, putting her hand on the top.
'Let's go kick some ass!' Emma grins.
'TITANS GO!' Amara yells.
'Umm, Amara.' Jubilee whispers. 'Its Sirens go...'
'I knew that...' Amara sheepishly replies.
TBC...