Note: Saiyuki does not belong to me nor does any other anime in this fan fiction, though in my mind I wish it were.
(Time Travel)
Hakkai: What a beautiful day it is.
Gojyo: If a 120-degree desert is what you call beautiful.
Goku: I'm hungry…
Sanzo: Shut up…
Goku: Need meat buns…
Gojyo: Shut up stupid monkey!
Goku: Leave me alone Kappa!
Gojyo: Monkey!
Goku: Kappa!
Sanzo: -fires gun into the air- Shut up both of you!
Hakkai: Sanzo watch where you fire that gun. That bullet almost hit Hakuryu.
-a bright light surrounds them and they land in a hot spring-
Woman in water: OI! I thought I was on vacation! I didn't want to see you four again!
Gojyo: OI! It's a naked honey!
-two other girls are in the hot spring screaming while Michiru is trying to drown Gojyo-
Hakkai: I see Michiru is here.
Sanzo: Damn!
-a guy with white hair and dog ears jumps into the water-
Michiru: Kagome get Inu Yasha out of here!
Kagome: SIT!
Inu Yasha: Shit! –falls into the water face first-
Goku: Are you guys cooking something?
-everyone falls into the water-
(Sometime later)
Michiru: I can't believe how perverted you four have become, except Gojyo! Not that I wouldn't mind Sanzo seeing me naked…
Sanzo: I should shoot myself…
Gojyo: It that why you tied me up and hung me from a tree?
Kagome: You're worst than Miroku! Right Sango?
Sango: I must agree… -nods head-
Goku: At least the food is good! –munching on meat buns-
Michiru: Well I have improved from the last time I made them, but I was supposed to be on vacation! Grr… -hits Gojyo on head-
Gojyo: Ow!
Inu Yasha: So what is your name?
Hakkai: Hakkai. So where are we?
Inu Yasha: The past. Like Kagome you must be from the present.
Hakkai: Don't you mean the future?
Inu Yasha: No the present.
Hakkai: How odd…
Miroku: Too bad you didn't bring any female companions with you. But Sango… Do I have to be tied up as well?
All the women: Yes!
Miroku: -sigh- Ok…
Sanzo: I need a smoke…
Michiru: Well you won't get any here sweetkins.
Sanzo: Sweetkins? I should…
Michiru: -grabs her shotgun and points it at his face- Should what?
Sanzo: Nothing…
Kagome: These meat buns are done.
Goku: -grabs the tray- Thanks!
Gojyo: Don't forget about me! I'm hungry too!
-cricket chirps-
Gojyo: -sigh-
(Bonus: Sanzo Party in a Bookstore)
Hakkai: Wow look at all these books!
Sanzo: Think we can find a Sutra Scroll here?
Goku: Look at all the food!
Hakkai: That's just a picture Goku.
Goku: Still looks good.
Gojyo: OI! –flipping though pages of a porno- These honeys are hot!
Sanzo: This one seems good. –picks up a book called, "How to Control Your Primate"- This can help me out. –looks at Goku-
Hakkai: Goku don't eat the books!
Goku: -chewing a book called, "101 Ways to Make Meat Buns-
Hakkai: I hope we have enough money for the damages.
(End Bonus)
(Marrying Sanzo)
Sanzo: I hope we don't meet the author today.
Hakkai: You mean Michiru?
Gojyo: She's hot for a sixteen-year-old honey.
-Something falls out of the sky and lands on Gojyo's head-
Gojyo: OI! What the Hell?
Michiru: Oh Sanzo! Did you forget about our wedding?
Sanzo: Shit!
Goku: A wedding! Will there be food?
Michiru: Of course there is food Goku!
Hakkai: It was really nice of you to drop in and remind Sanzo.
Sanzo: Don't encourage her Hakkai!
Gojyo: Get off of me you stupid bitch!
Michiru: Bitch?
(Two Minutes Later)
Gojyo: What… ow… the… ow… Hell… ow…! –tied to a rope that is moving across the ground on a rocky road-
Michiru: You called me a bitch you stupid Kappa!
Sanzo: I'm still not marrying you.
Hakkai: By the way Michiru, how did you get here?
Michiru: I'm still wondering that myself.
Gojyo: Bitch… ow… Bitch… ow…!
Goku: I want some meat buns!
Michiru: Ok let's go!
Sanzo: Go where?
(Two Hours Later)
Sanzo: You Bitch! Untie me right now! –tied to a pole next to a old priest-
Gojyo: You're lucky. I'm the piñata. –hanging from a tree tied up-
Goku: -Stuffing himself with meat buns-
Hakkai: Aww… I'm going to cry, our little Sanzo is all grown up. –cries-
Sanzo: When I get out of this you are going to be dead Hakkai!
Michiru: Sanzo my darling! You look all handsome in your suit. –dress in a wedding dress and holding a shotgun-
Priest: Do you Michiru take Sanzo to be your husband till death do you part?
Michiru: I do!
Priest: Do you Sanzo take Michiru to be your wife till death do you part?
Sanzo: I do… -stares at shotgun in his face-
Priest: Then may I pronoun you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!
Hakkai: -crying- This is such a happy day!
Goku: These meat buns are the best!
Sanzo: Shit!
Michiru: -unties Sanzo and kisses him- I'm so happy!
Gojyo: You stupid bitch! Let me down from here!
Michiru: -grabs a rubber sledgehammer and whacks Gojyo with it-
Gojyo: OooooIiiii! –flies into the star and becomes a star-
Sanzo: I have to admit, that was a good shot.
Michiru: -snaps figure and everything disappears- Well that's it for my fanfic! Hope you give me some feedback. Plus I might make another chapter when I finish my next fanfic!
Goku: I need more meat buns.
End…
Gojyo: What about mmmeee! –still flying though the air-