Diamonds are a Fuzzy Dude's Best Friend

Chapter 5: Frosty and the Kit

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Showstopper- yeah, Frosty's outfit does deserve a lot of attention, doesn't it? Hee. I felt that I should give Emma a reason to hate Jean, not to have her hate Jean for no reason. Besides, now I can bring in more characters, y'know, if I wanted to.

Bayville-

It was an unusually quiet night in downtown Bayville. Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse. Random criminals on the other hand, were up to their old tricks. Three such crims were attacking a young woman and were trying to steal her purse.

'Give us the bag, lady or we'll cute yer!'

The young woman bravely resisted all attempts to steal her purse. Her insistence on keeping her own property only caused the thieves to become angrier. One of them even went as far as to take out a gun. He was about to shoot her when the gun was enveloped in a blue glow and then exploded. The thief yelled in pain and held his injured hand with his good one.

'Leave that woman alone.' Somebody said from the mouth of the alley.

'Oh yeah?' The thief replied. 'Who's gonna make us?'

'That would be us.' Another person replied as she stepped out of the shadows. It was Emma, Wanda and the rest of the Bayville Sirens!

'Screw this!' One of the muggers said. 'Kill 'em!'

The mugger with the gun opened fire at Emma but the blonde telepath just yawned and shifted into her diamond form, the bullets ricocheting harmlessly off her indestructible diamond skin.

Tabitha threw a time bomb at his feet, knocking him on his butt. The mugger tried to get up but found himself being pinned down by Rahne in her wolf form. Another mugger came up with a lead pipe and attempted to knock Wolfsbane off but Amara was ready with a lava blast, which melted the pipe in his hand. Jubilee paffed the last mugger in the face, temporarily blinding him, which left him open for Wanda to hex him.

With the three muggers unconscious, the six girls assembled back together and helped up the scared young woman.

'W-who are you people?' She asked.

'We're superheroes!' Tabby replied as she struck a heroic pose.

'Thankyou.' The young woman said. 'I was sure that those guys were gonna kill me.'

'Don't worry ma'am.' Rahne replied. 'Yuir safe now.'

And with that the young woman thanked the Sirens for their help and leaved.

'Well that was fun.' Emma said. 'Being a hero kicks ass.'

'I'll say.' Tabby replied. 'It's nice to be back in the ol' Siren saddle, eh 'Mara?'

Amara was about to reply when she was cut off by the sound of police sirens in the distance. Not wanting to be caught by the police, they quickly departed the area.

And now it's time for the mandatory heroic montage...

Several shady types were in an abandoned warehouse, going over a drug deal. One of the dealers opens up a suitcase full of money only to find a glowing ball of energy in there. The ball of energy exploded, destroying the money and landing the dealers on their butts. Before they could go for their guns however, several figures leaped down form the rafters above their heads and gave them a good pummelling. Emma decked them with meaty kicks to the groin, Wanda hexed them, Amara blasted them with fire balls, Rahne tore off the seats of their pants, Tabby blew them up with time bombs and Jubilee blinded them with paffs. And as usual, they departed before the police could arrive.

What the police didn't know was that they were being watched by a certain crimson-cowled vigilante, Daredevil, the Man Without Fear! Daredevil merely surveyed the defeated drug dealers below him and shrugged his shoulders.

'It looks like I won't be needed here tonight.'

The First bank of Bayville, the next day-

A gang of thieves run out of the bank with their arms full of money. Those with hands free to use guns set off a few rounds to deter any cops that might follow them. It looked like they would get a clean getaway until their getaway car exploded before they could get to it.

'Oh no, Spider-Man!' One thief said.

'Thanks for the compliment.' Emma said. 'But I'm not Spider-Man!'

The gang of thieves then collapsed as Emma zapped them with a mind bolt.

From across the other side of the street, Spider-Man scratched his head and sighed resignedly.

'Well, it looks like I'm out of a job.

Xavier's, later-

Emma, and the rest of the Sirens, minus Wanda, were sitting in the rec room watching TV with the other students. The TV was showing a news broadcast about the spate of criminals being brought to justice. Jean narrowed her eyes suspiciously as she caught a stray thought from Emma. She jumped from her seat and pointed her finger at the blonde telepath accusingly.

'How dare you steal my gimmick!' She yelled.

'Why Jean dear, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.' Emma replied innocently.

'And Jean, I think we all invented the Bayville Sirens.' Tabby added. 'It wasn't just your idea.'

'Traitor.' Jean muttered as she stormed out of the room.

Scott watched his girlfriend storm out of the room and turned to Emma.

'That wasn't you halting all those crimes, was it?' He asked.

'What's the matter, Scott darling.' Emma replied. 'Jealous? Not everybody uses up their free time by kissing Xavier's ass.'

Kurt lets out a snort of laughter as Scott's face turned bright red.

'She's got you zhere, mein freund.'

'Traitor.' Scott muttered as he followed Jean's example and stormed out of the room.

Later-

Emma and Kurt were alone in the rec room while the others went about their business. Kurt cast a nervous glance at Emma and cleared his throat nervously.

'Is anything the matter, Kurt?' Emma asked.

Kurt just muttered random vowel sounds in reply.

'Oh come on Kurt.' Emma sighed. 'I know you like me, so ask me out already!'

'How did you know?' Kurt asked.

'Because I'm a telepath ya dummy!' She snorted.

'So, do you vant to go catch a movie... or somezhing?' Kurt asked.

'It would be my pleasure.' Emma replied.

Much to Kurt's surprise, she got up off her seat and gave him a lip-smacker of a kiss.

'Seeya later Fuzzy.' She cooed seductively as she pinched his butt.

Kurt just sat there with a shocked expression on his face and once Emma had leaved the room, he let ort a groan and fainted.

The girls' dorms, later still-

Emma was on her way to bed when she stopped outside Kitty's room. She felt kind of guilty for going after the guy that the other girl quite obviously had a crush on so she decided to go try and smooth things over.

She stepped upto the door and knocked.

'Umm Kitty, it's Emma. Can I come in?'

The door opened a little and Kitty peered out suspiciously.

'What do you like, want Emma?' Kitty asked. 'Are you like, gonna boast about the fact that you got Kurt and I didn't?'

Emma bit her lip nervously before answering.

'That's why I wanted to apologise.' She said. 'I feel guilty about shunning you like that.'

'Are you serious?' Kitty replied suspiciously. 'You actually like, want to apologise ot me?'

'Yes.' Emma sighed.

'Okay then.' Kitty said. 'Come one in.'

Kitty opened the door so Emma could walk in then she shut the door.

'Before you say anything.' Emma said. 'I'm not going out with Kurt just to use him, I really do think that he's cute.'

'Yeah, I suppose he is.' Kitty shrugged. 'It's the accent that I liked.'

'Oh yeah.' Emma grinned. 'That accent is sooo hot. The tail too. Just imagine all the fun you could have with that.'

Kitty gasped in shock and blushed bright red.

'How can you say that, that's like, sooo freaky!'

'Oh don't tell me that you haven't thought what it would be like to be with a guy with a tail.' Emma replied. 'Just think about it.'

Kitty groaned into her hands.

'If this is trying to make me feel better, it's not, it's just freaking me out.'

'Okay then.' Emma said, changing the subject. 'Is there any other boys that you like, apart from the one with the mullet?'

'I kinda like that tall Russian guy, Colossus.' Kitty replied.

'Okay.' Emma said. 'Why don't I go fix you two up?'

'But doesn't he like, work for Magneto?' Kitty asked.

'He's old news.' Emma replied. 'I heard the Professor saying that we're going to get some new recruits soon, and your Russian friend was on the list.'

'So what time is this date then?' Kitty asked.

'Bayville Movie Theatre, eight-thirty tomorrow.' Emma replied.

TBC...

NEXT: Emma Vs Duncan, 'nuff said...