Disclaimer: I do NOT own ANYTHING LIKE AN ANIME!
Mukotsu vs. the carrot
well Renkotsu thought of the perfect subject to be Mukotsu and was just entering his room when (s)he opened the door suddenly poison gas bler up in his face!
"Hehehe no i can get back at Jakoysu for not going grocery shopping and buying what i needed...What? REnkotsu..o well i can test this out on him."
Unfortunately fo Renkotsu the powder was to making say what your mind thought so...
"Must get Mukotsu...only one...stupid...not vocabulary wise...and gullible...to trick...into...going...to...groceries..." said Renkotsu under a trance.
"SO HE THINKS HE CAN TRICK ME INTO BUYING GROCERIES--" HE WAS SUDDEN;Y CUT OF WHEN
"...i'll...pay...$28 bucks..."
"ooooooo...money well...if he thinks he can trick me into doing somethin like that for $28 bucks then hes is.ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!"
And so Mukotsu goes out of his room
"bye BAnkotsu i'M going to the groceries!"
"Ooooooooooookay what the heck was that?" said Bankotsu as he made hi to watch STAR WARS EPISODE 4!(a/n: i fogot to say this but they are in this time)
"okay so they want...pickles...Jakotsu...moron...okay...candy/chips...Suikotsu...please don't finish all of it...Cheese burger...Kyukotsu...WTFRIGG?...Ginkotsu...Iron Bars...ummm...Carrots...Bankotsu...what?Why?...bayleaf...who eats BAY LEAF?...Mukotsu...o right for my poison...and...Chocolate...Renkotsu...i thought Renkotsu woud want fish...i mean thats a brain food...right?...o well..."
At the Grocery Mukotsu went to get Suikotsu's items first. he decided to skip Jakotsu since they had an OVERLOAD of that at home.
'Okay Candy...lollipopos...jubjubs...chocolate...i'll get that for renkotsu...jelly beans...okay..chips...pringles.'
Now unfortunately there was only one box of pringle and some Fat jerk wanted it too...so they got into a HUGE fight...and welll..Mukotsu IS a poison MAster Right? so you can guess where that goes...
'Right now that thats sorted...cheeseburger...i'll get that later...Iron Bars...where do i get that? Suddenly a hobo walks ups to him and goes like "hey buddy wanna buy something" and there so much stuff under his coat and strangley enough everything Mukotsu needed (including cheeseburgers) EXCEPT carrots so Mukotsu killed the poor Hobo with his poison took the hobos stuff and Ran...
Right so now i need...carrots...
So when he got to the Carrots section he was about to pick one up until suddenly it came to LIFE!
"What?"
"so you think you can at us huh?"
"Well yeah you've got no life"
No life huh?then take this!" the carrot from no where karate kicked our-as-of-right-now-hero Mukotsu!
O.O"what the FRIGG? Carrots don't do that!"
"OH YAH? KARATE CARROTS ATTACK!" Sudden;y all the carrots jumped up and attacked Mukotsu with these super awesomeKarate moves
"HE-L-L-L-L-L-L--P!"screamed Mukotsu
Fortunately Mango (Sango and Miroku's daughter --thanks Russel- his idea) Heard She swung her weapon (Kohaku's old weapon) a annihilated all the carrots. "There yo go sir. You're okay now " she said now of course if recognized her, He would have killed but he didn't so there HAHA and with that she left to join her parents andtwin brother
Well...Glad thats over...sighed Mukotsu as he went over to pay for his items.
Well thats the end of that chapter in the next chapter Suikotsu vs. Darth Vader!