Diamonds are a Fuzzy Dude's Best Friend

Chapter 6: Fuzzy Flirting, Jock Bashing

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Anonymous- I'm not sure that Rogue will want to join the Sirens again, seeing how Emma upset Kitty.

Showstopper- Much more Jena and Scott abuse coming right up. Duncan too.

Paprika90- Glad you liked it. Emma kicks butt, doesn't she?

Lia Fail- More Scott bashing coming right up. Emma is quite filthy, isn't she? I may have Maddie pop up, you will just have to wait and see.

Agent-G- Oh yeah, you can bet that the fight's going to be brutal. It almost makes me pity Duncan. Almost...

Xavier's-

Emma had just returned from a shopping trip with Kitty and was walking through the X-Mansion in search of Kurt. She was walking outside Xavier's office when she saw Scott walking the other way.

'You might want this if you're going in to Xavier's office.' Emma said as she shoved something into Scott's hand.

'Chap Stick?' Scott asked.

'Work it out yourself, kiss ass.' Emma smirked as she walked off, laughing all the way.

She had just reached the kitchen when she bumped in to Jean, literally.

'Oh terribly sorry.' Emma apologised. 'Please excuse the intrusion.'

'That's quiet alright.' Jean replied. 'No hard feelings.'

Jean then left to go about her own business while Emma went in to the kitchen to say hi to Kurt.

'Bitch.' Both telepaths muttered under their breath.

Sure enough, Kurt was indeed in the kitchen. Emma walked upto him and squeezed him on the shoulder in greeting.

'Hey Fuzzy, doin' anything fun tonight?' She asked.

'Oh nuzzing much.' Kurt shrugged as he grabbed a carton of milk from the fridge. 'I vas just planning on staying in and vatching the TV.'

'Well get yourself ready, you're coming to the movies with me, Kitty and Piotr.' Emma replied as she took the milk carton from Kurt and took a swig. Kurt gulped nervously as he watched some of the milk dribble over Emma's chin and slowly dribble down her neck.

'Oops, messy me.' Emma giggled as she slowly and sensuously wiped the milk from her chin. 'So, you in?'

'Um... ja, s-sure...' Kurt stuttered. 'I just have to go... somewhere...'

Emma cocked a curious brow as Kurt ran out of the kitchen and into the nearest bathroom.

Later-

Kitty was headed towards Emma's room as she had promised to help Kitty get ready for the upcoming date. She walked upto Emma's door and was about to knock when...

'Come on in, Kitty.' Emma said via her telepathy. 'I've got all the stuff ready.'

Kitty opened the door and walked in. She marvelled at the collection of beauty products that Emma had laid out on her bed. But the thing that most caught her attention was some kind of purple scaly creature lounging on Emma's windowsill.

'Umm Emma, I hope you don't like, mind me asking but, what is that?' Kitty asked as she pointed to the thing.

'Oh don't worry, that's just Lockheed.' Emma replied. 'He likes basking in the sun. He's a purple-crested iguana, only twenty mating pairs left in the wild, you know.'

'Umm... he's cute.' Kitty said rather nervously.

'I'll let you pet him, but that will have to wait as we have work to do. Now sit your pretty little butt down and I'll get to work.'

An hour or two later-

Emma stepped away from Kitty so she could see her reflection in the mirror.

'Well, what do you think?'

Kitty looked at her reflection in Emma's mirror and was momentarily dumbstruck. Her hair had been pulled out of her usual ponytail, making her silhouetted her face beautifully. She had ruby red lipstick on her lips and dusky purple eye shadow on her eyes. Emma had also tweaked her eyelashes to make her eyes seem even bigger. Kitty looked won at her clothes. She had a black bodice thingie on which held her bosom up to make it look like she was better endowed than she was and on her bottom half she had on a leather mini skirt which hardly passed her butt cheeks.

'I look like a slut.' She said.

'A hot slut though.' Emma replied. 'Pure man bait!'

'It doesn't like, feel right.' Kitty said as she stood up and adjusted her skirt. 'Logan and the Professor won't be happy when they see me.'

'Who says that they're going to find out?' Emma smirked. 'Now get your coat, the guys are gonna pick us up soon.'

Kitty knew better than to argue so she grabbed her coat and her shoes and followed Emma downstairs to where the guys were waiting.

Kurt and Piotr were waiting patiently in the lobby for the girls to do their thing. When they finally saw what they were wearing, their eyes almost popped out of their stalks.

'You like?' Emma asked as she gave Kurt a twirl. Emma was dressed pretty much the same as Kitty but in white as well as her usual white leather trench coat.

'Umm... y-you look nice, Emma.' Kurt stuttered, trying desperately not to ogle Emma's cleavage.

'Well what about you Piotr, what do you think of Kitty?' Emma asked the tall Russian.

Piotr didn't reply as he was mesmerised at Kitty's beauty, which was only marginally enhanced by her clothes. Kitty blushed at the looks she was getting and wrapped her coat around her tighter.

'Well I think we'd better go before Logan finds out, don't you?' Emma said as she led them outside. 'I'll drive.' She said as she led them towards her car, which surprisingly enough, was white. But before they could get in the car however, Emma walked upto Jean's jeep and scratched a massive groove in the paint.

'Whoops, my hand slipped.'

The cinema-

After Emma had found a decent parking spot, everybody got out and walked the short way to the movie theatre. Emma went up to get the tickets and lead the others in to get their refreshments and whatnot. It was sodas and popcorn all around but Kurt, being the big eater that he is, had nachos, a hotdog and a big bag of M&M's too.

Upon buying their refreshments, everybody went to take their seats. Kurt and Piotr, being such gentlemen, took the girl's coats. Emma smirked slightly as she caught Kurt sneaking a look at her cleavage. She winked sexily at him, which made the fuzzy elf blush deeply. His blush was much more prominent as he his image inducer on hid his usual fuzzy blue appearance.

When Piotr took Kitty's coat, he was once again lost for words as he saw how Kitty was dressed. Kitty blushed once more and crossed her arms over her bosom insecurely.

'Don't worry, sweetie.' Emma said telepathically. 'If the big guy isn't interested, I'll eat my platform boots.'

'And you promise you won't use your powers to chance his mind?' Kitty asked.

'I swear on all that I hold holy.' Emma replied.

'Just your shoes then.' Kitty sighed.

Afterwards-

The movie had finished and the four young mutants were walking outside the theatre. Sure enough, Piotr had his arm around Kitty. Even though Kitty still had her coat wrapped around herself, she was happy that Piotr was giving her so much attention, even if she was dressed like a slut.

Emma had her head nestled on Kurt's shoulder while the fuzzy elf had his arm around her waist.

'Are you quite sure you didn't use your powers to affect Piotr's feelings?' Kurt whispered.

'Oh Kurt, please.' Emma whispered back. 'I may be a bitch but I'd never mess with my friend's feelings.'

Kurt was then about to kiss Emma in thanks when they heard somebody approach them form behind.

'Well, well, well. Lookie what we got here.'

It was Duncan and some lackeys, out for some anti-mutant entertainment.

'Go away Duncan, we don't want any trouble.' Kurt said.

'Well you shoulda thought about that before you started dating human women, mutie.' Duncan replied as he indicated Emma. 'Hey cutie, why don't you dump these freaks and join me. We can have some fun.'

'No thankyou.' Emma replied, Duncan's macho posturing not phasing her one bit. 'I don't date brainless gorillas.'

'What did you call me?' Duncan hissed.

'I called you a brainless gorilla.' Emma replied as she got in Duncan's face. 'The kind of empty-headed ape that picks on those deemed weaker than them. Well I'll tell you something Duncan, I am anything but weak.'

'Oh what're you gonna do, sweetness?' Duncan snorted. 'Beat me with your Barbie?'

Emma just grinned evilly as she socked Duncan squarely on the jaw, which sent him backwards onto his butt.

Duncan wiped a trickle of blood from his lip and sneered evilly at Emma.

'Don't just stand there.' He said to his two lackeys. 'Get her!'

Without another thought for their own well-being, the two lackeys leapt to attack Emma. But the blonde telepath was ready for them. She met the first lackey with a fierce punch to the gut followed by a kick to the knee. She finished him off with a punch to the jaw, which left him minus a few teeth. She tripped up the second lackey and kicked him in the kidneys. When he tried to get up, she grabbed him by the hair and threw him into a nearby dumpster. With both lackeys unconscious, she turned to finish Duncan off.

'Well, you still want a piece of me?' She asked.

Duncan leapt to his feet and charged at Emma with a fierce yell. Emma just sighed nonchalantly, grabbed Duncan by the hand and flipped him onto his back. She then placed one high-heeled foot onto his groin and pressed hard.

'Give up now?' She asked.

'Go spit!' Duncan hissed.

Emma pressed harder with her foot, which elicited and squeak of pain form the jock.

'I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that, can you repeat it please?'

'I said, go spit!'

Emma just rolled her eyes and leant down into Duncan's face.

'Do you seriously want to be neutered?' She asked.

Duncan shook his head fearfully.

'Well give it up while you've still got your testicles intact.' She said as she removed her foot from Duncan's groin.

With the pressure on his manhood gone, Duncan got up off the ground and beat a hasty retreat.

'Well that was fun.' Emma grinned. 'Wasn't it Kurt? Kurt? Kitty? Piotr?'

Emma looked around fearfully as she tried to find her friends.

'Over here, Frosty.' A gruff voice said.

Emma cursed out loud as she recognised the voice.

'Mister Logan, I can explain...'

'I'm not the one that yer got ter explain to.' Logan replied. 'The Prof's gonna want ter talk to yer.'

TBC...