D DISCLAIMER! DUNdunDUN:I do not own Inuyasha nor the Band of seven…only the plot and RUSSEL is d leader………..ànot me
Okay then it started in Chapter one where Renkotsu is trying to find a fking idiot to go to the GROCERY! Dundundum!…..ANYWAY Ginkotsu had some….problems about his grammar and so Bankotsu and Renkotsu AND Suikotsu enrolled Ginkotsu into a school for exceptionally challenged children.
On Her/his (remember some of the ppl are girls and WE don't like being called HE's) first Day Suikotsu had to walk with him/her to school, because Suikotsu's…..MEANER side signed up for, are ya ready for this? BUNGEE JUMPING LESSONS!
"Well seeyah Ginkotsu! I gotta get to my class now!"
"Yes" Its REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAlly annoying how he/she says 'YES' a lot.
When Ginkotsu reached the doors of his/her new school he/she heard a sudden "NYAHA NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING BLECK!" Which was Suikotsu and the bleck? Well lets stay the rope snapped and …he had a sudden fall.
So Ginkotsu was about to open the door AGAIN when a BLECK! Was heard and this went on about 5 or 6 times until Suikotsu's STOOPID BUNGEE JUMPING CLASS WAS TAKING A BREAK finally!
On his/her way to class a girl about 16 (also challenged , she can't tell the difference between Orange and blue oO) walked up to Ginkotsu
"Hi" she said "my name is (and dis is for muh friends) SHIHO (a/n: Get it? She-Hoe?)!"
Unfortunately Ginkotsu thought it was…funny and stifled her/his laughter
In Ginkotsu's Class
"All right Children my name is Ms.(bleep) BUT(T) you can call Ms. A"
And so the intros were held out and class began. "Alright Ginkotsu?" spell ALL of your Brothers (and sisters) names"
"Okay...Bankotsu…B-A-N-K-O-T-S-U…Jakotsu..J-A-K-O-T-S-U...Renkotsu…R-E-N-K-O-T-S-U…Suikotsu…S-U-I-K-O-T-S-U…Mukotsu…M-U-K-O-T-S-U…and…Kyokotsu…K-Y-O-K-O-T-S-U"
"Very good Ginkotsu now spell you name please."
Uhh…Ummmm...uhh …U-S-T-K-N-I-G"
"Umm. No you spelt it backward Ginkotsu yo---" Now if Ms.(bleep) were smart she would have known not to do that but she's not is she?
"ARE YOU CALLING ME DUMB! I HATE YOU AND THIS SCHOOL!" and with that Ginkotsu pretty much obliterated the school.
"So How was it Ginkotsu?" Suikotsu asked and because of the BINGEE JUMPING LESSONS he was all bruised up
"It was---Suikotsu why are you all bruised up?"
"What these? Oh they---WAHH THEY HURT!---are nothing and I'll---(in a whiny voice) I hope Mukotsu can treat them sob--get Mukotsu to treat them." Ginkotsu knew his softer side was kicking in on him.
"Yahh…riiight" Ginkotsu said…skeptically
"HEY RENKOTSU! MUKOTSU! WE NEED YOUR HELP!
"What do you want Suikotsu?" Renkotsu (ME AHAHAHHAHA) asked in a bored manner
"Yah?" Mukotsu said yup he's better since the last chapter (GO YOU KEITH YOU RECOVERED!)
"Okay….RenkotsuyouneedtohelpGinkotsucuzwhenhe/she/wasinclassherteacherwastryingtofailherandshedestroyedtheschoolandeveryoneinitbutIwasn'tinitcuzIwasatBUNGEEJUMPINLESSONSwhenshe/hedidthatandthatswhereIneedyouhelpMukotsuyouneedtohelpwiththesebruisesonmyarmsandfacecuztheyburn! " Suikotsu said IN ONE BREATH! And surprisingly Renkotsu and Mukotsu understood
So Renkotsu helped Suikotsu learn to read an write actually the just played video games on the X-BOX LIVE but what the heck right?
And Mukotsu accidentally drugged Suikotsu with Sake and Mukotsu once again fell into that weird state of depression and bit on the fin of FREE WILLY TOY! (Keith I haven't forgotten about it MUHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!)
Well okay that was corny ANMD gay AND weird AND long I'm sorry WAHHH…….Any way that one line the Nyaha Noing Black line? It was when me and Louie were playing Ty the Tasmanian Tiger…and he does this Head Slam thing and Louie made that unusual noise and well ya…
The End…