Diamonds are a Fuzzy Dude's Best Friend

Chapter 8: Pryor Engagements

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Needles- Sorry, no mud wrestling or bra-and-panties cat fights, just general bitchiness.

Anything but ordinary- Yeah, that's one of the reasons that I love Emma so much, I love the bitchiness between her and Jean.

Papriko90- Nope, Xavier won't be the bad guy in this fic so no Onslaught.

Fireinu- Yeah, I'd rather be around Emma too.

Agent-G- Oh yeah, you can bet that Maddie will make an impact.

Bayville Bus Station-

It was a typical day in the main hub of Bayville's bus station. Buses were travelling to and from the hub, ferrying passengers hear and there. One such bus stopped and the passengers stepped off. One such passenger had red hair down to her waist and was wearing a low cut black top with tight-fitting black leather pants. On her top was a slogan that read 'Slut.' This was Madelyne Pryor, Black Rook of the Hellfire Club.

Maddie stepped off the bus and looked around at her surroundings in what could only be described as abject disgust.

'What a dump.' She sniffed. 'I don't know why the Hellfire Club sent me here of all places. Oh well, might as well have some fun while I'm here.'

Maddie smiled evilly as she pried into a nearby passer-by's mind and forced him to kick a burly-looking jock. The jock spun around and glared at the other nerdy guy before punching him straight in the face. The jock's cohorts then joined him in giving the nerd a good kicking. Maddie just chuckled in glee as she walked off to find some other weak-minded fools to mess around with.

Xavier's-

Emma Frost was in the X-Jet hangar bay washing the X-Jet; She was still grounded after her fight with Duncan Matthews several days previous.

Emma sighed reluctantly and stretched her back, washing the X-Jet wasn't doing her back any good.

'Having problems, liebe?' Kurt asked as he bamfed onto the wing where Emma was kneeled.

'Just the fact that I'm going to end up getting crippled once I've finished being grounded.' Emma replied bitterly. 'When the Professor left and Dr MacTaggart took his place, I thought that everything would be easier.'

'Vell, zhere aren't as many Danger Room sessions nowadays.' Kurt replied. 'Moira had a word viz Herr Logan about over-vorking us.'

'Oh God, he must have loved that.' Emma winced.

'Zhat's vhere I zhink you're wrong.' Kurt replied. 'I've heard storied about Moira that vould make your toes curl.'

'Such as?' Emma asked.

'I once heard she punched out a guy in a bar room brawl.' Kurt replied.

'Okay, so she's got a temper, what of it?' Emma shrugged. 'That's nothing compared to Logan.'

'You didn't hear who it vas she punched out, liebe.' Kurt replied. 'The British Prime Minister!'

Emma's jaw dropped in amazement.

'Wasn't she arrested or anything?'

'I zhink she had diplomatic immunity or somezhing.' Kurt replied. 'Somezhing to do viz being ze chieftain of Kinross.'

'Wow, Moira MacTaggart punched out Tony Blair.' Emma nodded impressively. 'That woman is my God!'

'So, about shat back pain…' Kurt said. 'Vant a backrub?'

'Love to fuzzy.' Emma replied as she lay back onto Kurt.

Kurt slowly began to massage Emma's back, making the blonde close her eyes in pleasure.

'Mmm Kurt, you sure have magic hands…' Emma murmured. 'The soft fur's a bonus too.'

'I just am zhat damn good, liebe.' Kurt grinned as he kissed Emma's neck.

Emma let out a little moan of pleasure and quickly turned around to face Kurt.

'Kiss me Fuzzy!' She demanded.

Kurt did as he was told and planted a gentle kiss upon the blonde's lips. Emma returned the kiss hungrily and wrapped her arms around his waist, pushing him back.

'Mein Gott!' Kurt yelped as he felt the cold metal of the X-Jet's wing on his back.

A predatory smile just spread on Emma's lips as she ripped of Kurt's shirt'

'Emma! Zhat shirt vas a present form my parents!' Kurt yelped once more.

Emma just ignored Kurt's pleas and began to plant kisses all over his chest.

The Brotherhood Boarding House-

Madelyne Pryor stopped outside a decrepit-looking house and looked at it in disgust.

'Shaw can't possibly think that I'm even going to consider entering such a crap hole like this.' Maddie thought out loud. 'But if this is the only way to beat the X-Men then so be it.' She sighed. 'I don't know why he didn't just set the Hellfire soldiers on them; it would've saved my time.

Maddie stepped upto the door and knocked. She waited for someone to answer and tapped her foot impatiently.

Maddie was just about to knock the door down herself when a silver-haired boy answered the door.

'What do you… Why hellooo…' Pietro Maximoff said, as he looked the hot redhead up and down. 'And what can I do for you cutie?'

'Let me in before I force your lunch back up your windpipe.' Maddie replied, her green eyes glinting evilly.

'If you wanna come in you gotta pay a toll doll face.' Pietro replied. 'What do you say we go upstairs, hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?'

Maddie just sneered at the silver-haired speedster and knocked him across the room with her telekinesis. Maddie then strode in, kicking the door closed behind her.

The rest of the Brotherhood came into the living room to see what all the ruckus was.

'Alright, listen up you little asswipes!' Maddie commanded. 'I'm you're new leader and I'm going to whip you all into shape. Perhaps literally, if you're lucky.'

'And what exactly makes you our boss?' Lance asked. 'The last time I heard, Mystique was in charge.'

Maddie looked Lance straight in the eye, not flinching an inch.

'This building is now the property of the Hellfire Club.' She said. 'And I have been sent here to change all of you losers into a team of mutants to rival Fury's pathetic little Avengers.'

'I say we go with it.' Todd said. 'Any hot chick that can whup Pie like that is okay in my book.'

'Pietro gets his butt whupped by girls all the time.' Freddie replied.

'Point.' Todd nodded. 'So, whadda you want us to do first, yo?'

'Get this tip cleaned up for a start.' Maddie replied. 'Make it into something worthy of the Black Rook.'

Todd, Freddie and Lance did as they were told, not wanting to incur the redhead's wrath.

'Is it me or does she look kinda like that X-Geek Jean?' Lance whispered.

'It's not you.' Maddie replied, having heard Lance's thoughts with her telepathy. 'Miss Grey and I are more close than you think…'

TBC…

Next: Attack of the Clones

Madelyne Pryor and the Brotherhood Vs Emma Frost and the X-Men, 'nuff said!