Zidet: ok everyone hi its just me, Zidet. has anybody seen my story that I am making with my buddy Dragnstryker? our name is Zidet DS. you should really go see that one too! it would be much appreciated!
Fefnir: if you reviewers keep calling me a biscuit...
Zidet: slaps Silence! They can do whatever they want!
Harpuia: yes.. yes they can.
Fefnir: hey...what were you doing out in Neo Arcadia late that night any-
Zidet (tackles) Uncle Biscuit!
Fefnir: what! I want to know!
Zidet: you will know soon enough. Now read the Disclaimer..
Fefnir: (grumbles)
Disclaimer- Zidet does not own any of us!
Zidet: that works...I guess..
Fefnir dashes toward the resistance base while Camille continued her girlish ways of humming and asking many questions.
He gritted his teeth going over another hill and dashing down as the little bundle on his shoulders screamed in excitement.
"Cammy. If you do not stop that cursed singing.. then.. Then I will.. well erm.. God! just be silent"!
Cammy tilted her head and giggled poking him lightly.
"But Uncle Biscuit.. um.. that wasn't singing. I was humming. There is a big difference. humming is when you don't sing the words but the tune. And singing is.. well when open your mouth and sing the words. Understand"?
Fefnir twitched as he watched the sun rise over the mountain. It blinded him for a mere moment as he stopped and took in breath of fresh air.
"look Uncle Biscuit! The sun is shining! and its a wondeful peaceful day"!
Fefnir looked back at her as he faked a smile.
"yeah I know. It makes me sick".
Cammy tilted her head as she held onto him tightly and blinked a few times innocently.
"hm? Why? It doesn't make me sick. It makes me feel better. Why does it make you feel bad"
Fefnir continued on his way to the resistance base and sighed shaking his head.
"Cammy.. you ask to many questions. you know that"?
"yup yup. Questions are good".
"They are not..."
"Are too"!
"Are not".
"Are too"!
"I am not going to lower myself to your little childish acts."
"Are too"!
"I will not"!
"You will too"!
"Look.. we are here"! Fefnir pointed to the Resistance base grinning as Camille bounced up and down, excited.
"oh Uncle Biscuit! Let's hurry"!
Her grinned and dashed down toward it.
"Heh. I won that argument."
By the time they had gotten down there, Zero was already ready, stretching and such. As he saw them coming he quickly reached for his Z-saber. His finger curled around the hilt as he froze finally seeing the girl up close.
"T-Those eyes...I.." his voice was low as Fefnir reached him and set the girl down beside him.
"What's the matter, Zero. You surprised to see little Camille. I told you she was just fine. Leviathan has been taking care of her."
Zero released his grip on his saber and narrowed his eyes looking to Fefnir then Camille.
"What? I don't understand."
Camille bounced up and down and looked over at Zero with those sweet innocent eyes.
"oh Zero. Hello. My Mother used to talk about you all the time. But.. she isn't here.. anymore. But now. Mommy Leviathan takes care of me. With Daddy.. and Uncle Biscuit"!
Fefnir quickly kneeled down covering her mouth as she struggled and squirmed in his arms.
"Hey! Lets not get into that"! he shouted looking over to Zero as well.
Zero's eyes widened as he took a step forward and grinned.
"Uncle Biscuit..? Who might that be Camille"? he asked tilting his head and see Fefnir's eyes narrow as the little girl pulled free.
"He is Uncle Biscuit! Because mommy said he was a"
Fefnir grabbed her again and shushed her.
"Now, now, Camille. You wouldn't want your Mother hearing you speak like that. Would you"?
Camille shook her head and smiled pointing to Zero and giggling.
Fefnir stopped and turned slowly and glared only to see Zero chuckling lightly.
"stop that! stop laughing"!
Zero chuckled a bit more and gave a thumbs up to Cammy.
"Good job sweetheart. You just keep calling him that. He loves the name deep down".
Fefnir snarled and looked back down to Camille clearing his throat.
"anyways! Like I came here for in the first place.." he scanned the area hearing giggling by the entrance to the base.
"what is she laughing about..."? he twitched and glared down at Camille as she giggled as well seeing Ciel by the base laughing.
"Uncle Biscuit. I think everyone likes your name, yup yup".
Ciel hid her face leaning against a wall hearing Fefnir's angry voice. Her eyes were closed as she smiled bringing back the name and putting it through her mind over and over. It just seemed to make her laugh harder.
"ahem! all of you shut up! I have come here to offer you this.. little pipsqueak in exchange for a fight with Zero. All Zero has to do is fight me.. and the girl is his." He said aloud. Deep in his mind though he laughed.
'These fools have no idea what I have planned. Master X will be so proud once I get this finished."
Ciel stopped her giggling and peered over her shoulder taking a closer look to Camille.
"That's.. she looks like..." she trailed off and turned her eyes away from the soon to be battle ground. Her eyes shut as she tried to block out some memories that flooded into her mind.
Zero once again reached for his Z-Saber and glanced at the child.
"Well.. Uncle Biscuit. Surely you don't believe we are going to fight with her just standing there." he pointed out pulling the saber all the way and activating it.
Fefnir flinched looking down to Camille and whispered in her ear.
"so erm.. You want to play 'toss the human' again Cammy"? he asked softly looking to her.
Camille smiled and jumped into his arms hugging him tightly.
"ooh yes yes! again! 'Toss the human' is fun"!
Zero watched completely confused as he took a step closer.
"um.. Biscuit.. you don't mean to carry her while we are- Oh my God" Zero's eyes widened more as he watched Camille fly through the air and do a flip. His eyes traveled down to Fefnir who had just finished tossing her.
In the air, Camille giggled as she headed straight for Ciel who panicked and ran in many directions flailing her arms around.
"I don't know how to Catch! I never was good at baseball in Gym class"! she screamed and watched as the girl came closer to the ground. Ciel extended her arms and closed her eyes hoping for the best as she felt the force hit her, making her fall to her knee's.
Her eyes opened slowly seeing the girl look up at her and wave, her eyes sparkling with happiness.
"Thank you miss Ciel for catching me."
Ciel took in a deep breath and held her close.
"erm.. no problem sweety."
Fefnir looked over to Zero and narrowed his eyes harshly. His stance changing.
"well then.. come on, Zero, lets get this started"
Fefnir immediately formed another cannon on his other hand, making sure he start the battle out on the right foot, and unleashed a flurry of blasts towards Zero. Zero jumped the blasts, trying to slash Fefnir down the middle while in the air. However, Fefnir easily avoided this merely by stepping back. Zero delivered a thrust of his mighty blade forward, but Fefnir step to the side, and aimed to smack Zero upside the head with his massive cannon. Zero, ducked the attack and immediately tried to slash from the side, but failed by Fefnir effortlessly jumping over Zero.
Zero turned around and the two stared fiercely into each other's eyes.
"'See you've kept strong there Zero." Commented Fefnir.
"'See you've been doing the same Biscuit!" Zero sighed with a smirk.
"I'll tear you limb from limb if you say biscuit one more time you antique!" yelled Fefnir.
"What? Can't take a joke there big guy?" continued Zero.
"I'll blast you to kingdom come!" exclaimed Fefnir as he unleashed another flurry of shots.
"Running out of ideas there? You already tried that trick." Teased Zero as he back flipped over Fefnir. He turned around swiftly, aiming for a perfect cut, but his hoped were abruptly halted when Fefnir stopped his hand by placing the side of his cannon in it's path and placing the other cannon right up to the red hunter's face.
"Who's laughing now Zero?" yelled Fefnir excitedly. Zero looked down to the ground seeming to be defeated.
"You never were one to realize no matter the situation there is always a way to win!" Zero shouted. He planted the sword in the ground behind him, then did a hand stand on the handle, kicking Fefnir into the air in the progress. As Fefnir came down, Zero spun around the handle of his sword and delivered a Fierce kick to the opposition's side.
Fefnir landed on his feet and growled at the seemingly invincible force before him.
"Zero, by the time I'm done with you, it's going to look like you just came out of the oven!" exclaimed Fefnir.
"Me come out of the over?" Zero protested with a cocky tone, "I believe you're the biscuit here, not me."
With that, the battle resumed. Zero quickly threw his Boomerang at Fefnir. Not moving any other part of his body, Fefnir lifted one arm calmly, and caught the boomerang in the jaw-like structure of his cannon.
"This is no time for toys Zero, handle this like a man!" Fefnir said glaring, snapping the shield-boomerang in two. Zero winced slightly thinking of the lecture he was going to get from Cerveau. He pulled out his gun and let out a charged shot. Again, Fefnir did not move, and just let the blast impact on his chest.
"You don't really think that little Pea shooter is going to hurt me, do you Zero?" Fefnir said with a rather menacing smile. Zero smiled back.
"I always was better with a sword, anyways." Said Zero as he charged at Fefnir, holding his sword above his head. Fefnir again merely stepped to the side and grabbed Zero's hand, holding it behind Zero's back, then pointed his other cannon to the back of Zero's head.
"Looks like I win." Fefnir stated proudly.
"Remember what I said earlier Fefnir? There is always a way to win!" Zero exclaimed.
Everything began to go black for Fefnir, as he felt the tip of the handle of Zero's sword impact the side of his head. Looking up from the ground, Fefnir's last moment of consciousness was spent seeing the blunt end of the sword Zero conked him with. He smiled, and thought to himself "If only I could have gotten that other hand." As he nodded off to sleep.
DragnStryker: I'll bet your all a little confused why DS is posting here, baffled even? Let me explain, Zidet had me do the fight scene for this chapter, since she's supposedly "bad at fight scenes" blah blah blah. Personally I think I'm worse, but oh well. So everything after Fefnir says "Lets get this started!" is my fault. So, I hope you all liked it, see you around.
Cy: Whats this? No blatant self-promotion or advertising? This is unlike you DS
DragnStryker: Oh on the contraire, me writing the story was the advertising…. As well as doing the author notes.
Cy: V.v