13SK: you have no idea how bored i am.

kelse: just go on with the stupid story!

13sk: whatever...i dun own Naruto..

She stared at him. My next subject shall be...NARUTO! Ace smiled. "Why hello Naruto...How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine but if you son't start running, you'll be dead!"

"And I care, why?"

"YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

"...And I care, why?"

"Justcome on! Those fangirls are gunna kill you."

"...And I care-"

"SHUT UP! I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE!"

"...Whatever..." He grabbed her arm and started running. They stopped at...(insert ramen stand here.) (A/N: CAN SOME FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THE NAME IS!) Well, yeah. They ate, and ate, and ate, and ate. And ate. Well, after about an hour, they were done. Naruto was too busy talking to notice that Ace had snuck out. Sorry Naruto, but you're payin for this. I still have to thank you for rescuing me. Oh well, it's your problem. She laughed quietly to herself when she heard the voice of the manager yelling at Naruto.

She took out her Black Bingo Book and added checked the Uchiha off. One down, many to go. Next up, NARUTO! Naruto had left the stand in search of Ace, to murder her for sure. Being the pyro that she is, shewaited til night and devised some way for fire to fit into her plan.

'Naruto is gone from the Ramen stand, and everyone is sleeping I hope. Time to put Operation: Bye Bye Ramen into play.

Step one: Set up gasoline.' She put up her reaction book which is different than her bingo book away and got out the gasoline. Spreading it throuhout the store and around it, she grabbed the money before getting rid of the rest of the gas.

'Step one: Complete; I even scored some money!

Step two: Start fire without anyone noticing until it's all burned down. This may be harder then I thought.'

She lit a match and dropped it inside the stand. It didn't cause that much of an explosion, and didn't make a lot of noise.

'Step two complete. Thatwas way too easy something may happen so I'd better hurry up.

Step three: RUN! GET RID OF EVIDENCE!' Ace through all the possible evidence into the fire, and ran.

'All that's left to do is to record and observe the subjects reactions. Some one's gunna die.' She slept in a nearby tree, watching the fire until it went out.

The Next Morning...

She got up early, she knew Naruto would be there for breakfast. Ace took out her camera and waited. Not much waiting later, the hyper blonde we all know and love came skipping around the corner to his favorite stand. She recorded everything. The look of surprise, then horror, then anger, them sadness. She felt really bad for him, but she needed to do research. Then, as if on cue, the pink haired Uchiha walked past. Naruto's sadness turned back to anger. "SASUKE! YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!"

"No, stupid, I didn't."

"YES YOU DID! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME WHO DYED YOUR HAIR!"

"No, I know it was Ace. Have you seen her lately?" Then she saw the look of realization and jumped away at the sound of "ACE! I'M GUNNA MURDER YOU!"

"Then I guess that means I did a job well done. Sorry Naruto. It's all for research."

'Mission: Bye Bye Ramen, Complete. Now who shall my next victim be?' Shenoticed a certain pink haired girl that filled her with dread.

'Next Mission: Suicidal Sakura. Planning is under way...'

13sk: so? wanna know what happens

kelse: no

13sk: too bad! r&r people!