Zidet: alrighty. Hello Hello!

Fefnir: That..was not fair!

Zidet: well of course it was...

Cammy: nap time for Uncle Biscuit!

Zidet (sweatdrop)

Cammy: I wanna do it! Hi all of you nice people out there! Zidet does not own any megaman characters but..she..owns..me?

Levi: no she doesnt!

Zidet( sigh) anyway..onward..

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Zero blinked a few times and nudged Fefnir with his foot.

"uhh Fefnir"? he whispered nudging him again.

Camille layed in Ciel's arms clapping.

"Yay! Zero made Uncle Biscuit take a nap. Nap time for Uncle B"! she yelled.

Zero put away his Z-sabre and sat down cross legged from Fefnir and poked him in the head.

"Hey.. wake up". He poked him again as he heard Ciel walk closer with Cammy in her arms.

"Well that was...erm...intresting..to say the least." She lowered Cammy to the ground and sat down beside Zero and looked over at him.

"Want to poke him with a stick? He might twitch or something." She suggested,shrugging and twisting some of her blonde hair locks with he fingers.

Cammy kneeled down, hugging the sleeping biscuit.

"You think maybe he wants a stuffed bunny to sleep with"? She asked looking over at Ciel and Zero who sat on the ground silently conversing.

The two looked over at at her and blinked a few times. Zero smirked as Ciel let out a small giggle. Cammy tilted her head and continued hugging Fefnir.

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Fefnir felt himself open his eyes as he looked around ,seeing himself back at the base. Everything seemed normal until he saw a bird swoop down . He blinked looking up seeing a few birds flying in thier base.

"W-what am I doing here? Wasn't I fighting Zero? And why are these blasted birds flying around inside! And where is everyone"! he shouted out as he felt a bird fly down and land on his head. He stood still for a moment as a small smile crept onto his face, slowly lifting his cannon.

"This will show him not to land on my head"! He chuckled a bit as he fired his cannon. The bird chirped out in suprise and flew away quickly as the shot blasted past him and into the ceiling. It cracked down the hall and began to cave in.

"And I thought our base was built better than this"! He watched as the cracks grew deeper.

"Well this is just great..." He shook his head and dashed forward trying to get away from the collapsing area. He could already feel the small pebbles of debris fall onto his armor. He quickly shook it off and tried to go faster as he came to a sudden stop. He blinked as he watched Cammy skip toward him and wave.

"Uncle Biscuit! Hello"! she cried out with a wide smile.

Fefnir clenched his fists and huffed, crossing his arms.

"What are you blind? Can't you see this area is is caving in! And I could have swore I dumped you off at the Resistance base"!

Cammy tilted her head and skipped on past him.

"You sure are funny Uncle Biscuit"! She passed by him and giggled.

"But you really should get an umbrella." She shuffled her feet a little and looked up at him. Fefnir blinked a few times.

"huh? why"? He looked down at her and huffed again. Camille giggled and pointed up before skipping off down the hall.

Fefnir wasn't sure what came from his throat. Whether it was a whine or a small squeak,he wasn't sure. Either way it sounded the same as he looked up seeing the ceiling come down on him.

Dust rose from the air as the rest of the ceiling fell leaving the hall in shambles. Fefnir's voice rang out through the area as he moved trying to get out.

"ouch".. he muttered scrambling out and muttering unpleasant things. Though as he opened his eyes he saw Camille continue to skip down the far end of the hall. His jaw dropped as he pushed the rest of the crumbling ceiling away.

Just as he was about to yell something out to the small girl,he felt a sudden blow to the side of his face.

"bloody hell"! he fell back to the ground and rubbed the side of his face. He looked over seeing Leviathan glare down at him with her trident in hand.

"what was that for woman"! he yelled,standing up and shaking off the ceiling parts and dust.

Leviathan just turned a bit and raised he trident which glimmered with a bright blue light. Fefnir tilted his head and took a step back.

"Look Levi.. I dont know what your problem is,but it wasn't me this time. I just got here! Although I wish I knew how.." he looked down and sighed as the fourth guardian spoke.

"What is the matter with you? Cammy could have gotten hurt"! she screamed out,bonking him on the head with the tip of her trident.

Fefnir yelled out again in anger as he continued rubbing his head.

Leviathan put one hand to her waist and smiled.

"well serves you right I say"! she exclaimed as her trident grew brigthter.

Fefnir closed his eyes and turned uncomfortably hearing the hum of Levi's weapon.

"L-Levi? what are you doing? L-look its not that the big of a deal"! he shouted putting his hand at his side.

Leviathan smirked and raised it pointing it at him as it shot out a sudden blue blast at him.

Fefnir's eyes went wide as he stumbled through the hall trying to get away from the blast and the crazy female.

"Bejabbers"! he screamed to himself and mentally slapped himself for saying such a silly thing.

The energy wave followed him, gaining on him fast. He had no idea what it was and certaintly had no intention of figuring it out the hard way.

As he turned the corner he shouted back at Leviathan.

"You crazy female! All of you are the same! Lunatics"! The energy sparked and swirved gaining more speed as it dashed down the empty hall.

"When I get that crazy woman I swear I'll-" he was cut short by a strange tingling feeling through his body as the spark of energy that had been following him tapped him lightly finally expanding and engulfing around him.

He screamed and fell to his knee's and waited for his body tp spark and malfunction. However as time passed, he realized he felt fine. He opened his eyes blinking and looking around.

"Hey.. I feel fine". He smirked and turned the corner seeing Leviathan tap her foot impatiently.

"You see this, you old hag? I am perfectly fine"! he screamed out to her flailing his chubby arms.

Leviathan blinked a few times as a small smile appeared on her face. She began to giggle a bit.

"Well that's not what I intended, but it's even better." She burst out laughing,turning the corner and waving her hand.

"Good luck, Uncle Biscuit". she continued laughing as she walked out sight leaving a very confused Fefnir.

He huffed and hopped down the hall muttering even more unpleasant things about the female guardian.

And he continued to mutter till he realized he was hopping. He halted to a stop and took in a deep breath. He already knew something was wrong. He just couldn't figure out what. He shook his head lightly and continued on his way till he reached his room. He waited as it slid open. He hopped over to his mirror and slowly looked in it. His left eye twitched as he huffed and narrowed his eyes.

Fefnirtwitched a bit more before yelling out being heard all through Neo Arcadia.

"Levi"!

He attempted to calm hiself down as he continued staring into the mirror. His door slid open as an annoyed voice was heard.

"Fefnir? Why are you shouting like that? You need to- OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GIANT BISCUIT"!

Fefnir hopped the other way to see Sage staring down at him with wide eyes.

"Yes Harpuia. Yes I noticed.." he hopped over to him and looked up angrily.

"And it's all because of that blasted woman"! he bounced up and down with a stern glare as Harpuia kneeled down and stared, watching him hop angrily.

"Well I certaintly must ask,Fefnir..erm.. Biscuit... Why did Levi do that to you"? He still watched as Fefnir finally stopped hopping and huffed looking down at his fluffy soft biscuit body.

"Gee Harpuia.. I don't know! I don't even know why I am here"!

he looked into the mirror once more and grumbled.

"But.. it doesn't matter. I will find her and get her to change me back"! He hopped past Harpuia and cursed a few times.

"Um Fefnir. How are you going to do that"? He turned and followed him to the door rubbing the back of his neck. Fefnir looked back and extended his somewhat of an arm with a small mini cannon on it.

"How do you think! I'll blast her"! He shouted aiming his mini cannon at the wall outside his door. He cried out as he fired it and was deeply upset as he watched a few biscuits fire from his cannon and hit the wall.

"Bejabbers! My cannon! Argh! and why do I keep saying that stupid word? And what has she done to my cannon?Why is it shooting biscuits"?

Harpuia watched with somewhat of a humorous grin as he calmly walked up to Fefnir and bonked his cannon a few times. A biscuit fell out and into his hand as he bit into it.

"Hmm delicious. Thanks Uncle Biscuit". He chuckled a bit as he continued eating and walked back to his own room.

Fefnir was silent for a few moments as he hopped down the hall past Harpuia's room and contined till he reached the the elevator.

"How dare Harpuia eat my biscuits! I'll show him! I'll show them all"! He stopped his ranting as he heard the small ding of the elevator and hopped in struggling to push the floor button. He jumped up, missing it and plopped on the ground. The elevator door slid open again as Phantom walked in, saying nothing at first walking around him and observing him.

"Hmm most peculiar". He whispered slowly taking long strides around him. Fefnir glared and hopped back shooting a biscuit out at Phantom as it his head and plopped on the ground. Phantom watched as it fell and blinked a few times,staring down at him for a bit longer.

"Fefnir? Are you really a biscuit"?

Fefnir sighed and glared more.

"No Phantom.. I'm a muffin"!

There was a hollow echoing noise through the elevator as a puff of smoke blew infont of them. Phantom merely watched with a raised eyebrow as Fefnir choked and fell over.

"Hark! I am the Muffin King... Zero!" Zero stood still as the smoke faded looking to all of them with a stern glare.

Phantom shook his head and walked out of the elevator muttering something about using the stairs.

The two stared at eachother for a few moments as all was silent.

Back at the real Resistance Base Ciel and Zero had gotten Fefnir into the Recovery room and sat there waiting for him to wake up listening to him talk and whisper in his sleep. Cammy sat in Ciel's arms humming a bit.

"Uncle Biscuit sure does sleep a long time,huh? He must of been tired when he came here".

Ciel looked back at Zero and nodded.

"Seems that way".

Zero stared and kept looking down wincing every few moments. Ciel tilted her head and bit her lip nervously.

"Zero"?

"Zero"?

"Zero? What's the matter"?

Ciel stood up and carried Cammy with her as she kneeled down next to him and placed Cammy down for a moment.

"Zero..please..What's wrong"?

"Muffin.."

"huh"?

Zero twitched and looked back at Fefnir.

"he..called..me...a muffin...didn't you just hear him"?

Ciel and Cammy blinked a few times. Ciel picked up Cammy quickly and sighed.

"Come on Cammy. I think we will leave Uncle Biscuit alone with..Muffin.." With those last few words and a small giggle she left the recovery room with a bouncy Camille.

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Zidet: Well then I really wanted to finish Fefnir's dream in this chapter..but.. I was moving and such and had not time..Plus..I didn't want to keep you all hanging for to long.. Yes yes..for all you people who is wandering when there will be a serious chapter.. there will be soon..anyways... if any of you have any Questions you can IM me if you wish on yahoo as zidetprincess1 ...that is if you like or just want to say hello to me or yell at me for some strange reason. or..just Email me.. anyways. I will get back to you all .Thank for still reading. Its much appreciated.

Fefnir: (looks up at the big Para) ...Loser..

Zidet: hush Biscuit...