Hiya everyone. Yeah this my brother's story and all…but the only way I would forgive him was that we alternate between chapters.

"This is the Zatch and Kiyo SHOW! Brought to you live from Kiyo's room!" Some guy with a deep voice said.

"Hi! I'm Zatch and this is Kiyo!" Kiyo said.

"Umm…you got it mixed up. I'm Death and you're my mom." Zatch said.

"No…I think it's your…the fat-man and I'm Jim." Kiyo said.

"Hmmm…or it could be that your Naruto and I'm Bob. Any who let's talk to my pet dolphin Earl. Earl take it away." Zatch pulled out a Barbie doll.

"Umm…Earl is to quiet. Let's talk to Winry Wockbell!" Kiyo said.

"It's Winry Rockbell not Wockbell. Hmm. Wockbell…Wockbell." Winry said.

"Kiyo you sorta ran out of ink so you pee'd on your paper to write. It sorta smudged and all. I was gonna tell you but Earl was having a delicate moment." Zatch said.

"Whatever Bob." Kiyo said.

Little did they know batman was watching their every move.

"Oh, my gosh…Earl's pregnant!" Zatch said.

Kiyo held out his hand for Winry to shake.

"How DARE you try to touch my GIRLFRIEND'S Hand! Why the very thought!" Edward Elric bounded in and grabbed a bat. He chased Kiyo with the bat until Kiyo had to leave the building.

-20 minutes later-

"Hahaha! You guys should have seen it! Ed's pants fell down. Then a dog pee'd on him! Then a he fell in a pile of dog poop!" Kiyo laughed.

Kiyo walked over to Winry.

"So how 'bout it baby? Will you give me little smooch?" Kiyo asked.

"No. Besides Ed should be back in at least a few minutes." Winry said.

-With Ed-

"I'M COVERED IN KAKA." Ed shouted.

"Shut up down there!" A girl shouted and closed her window.

-With the Zatch and Kiyo SHOW-

"Wow so you guys are actually a band?" Zatch asked.

"We sure are! Al is the drummer. I'm the singer. Ed and Mustang are the guitarists!" Winry said.

"Wow it must be nice knowing everyone's names." Zatch said

"Oh, Winry I had kaka all over me. It was in my raccoon wounds! I had to go home and take a shower then run over here." Ed said.

Ed ran over and started crying in Winry's arms.

"There, there Bob." Winry said.

Heh. Yeah so I made this chapter and all. My name is tigersmt.334 X Assasin's core if you want to read my stories.

Disclaimer: My brother and I would be rich if we owned Zatch Bell. We're not. We don't.