Hiya everyone! What's up? Sorry my brother hasn't updated in a while. Yeah…that's because me. Well enjoy!
"Hi this is the Zatch and Kiyo show! Brought to you live from Kiyo's room!"
"Hi this is Death and his mom! Today we're gonna interview Scorpion from MORTAL KOMBAT!" Zatch said.
"…GET OVER HERE!" Scorpion yelled.
"We'll be right there Scorpion." Zatch said moving to behind his desk.
"Umm, yeah our original guest was gonna be Michael Myers, but the guy ran away before we could even ask about it." Kiyo said.
"Any way my cat wants to say something to you Scorpion. She says you and the mortal combat cast and crew are awesome." Zatch said.
"…I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL COMBAT!" Scorpion yelled.
"…Alright, I told you we should of gotten Sub-zero!" Zatch yelled.
"B-but Suzy said she'd kill me if I didn't got Scorpion." Kiyo said near tears.
"…Suzy couldn't hurt a fly!" Zatch said. Then Zatch remembered something.
-Flashback-
"Your going DOWN, Crocodile!" Suzy snapped the crocodile's head. Blood began to pour from the poor animal's neck.
-End Flashback-
"Nope…couldn't hurt a fly!" Zatch said.
Scorpion moved away from Kiyo's desk when something that sounded like pee hitting the rug came from his desk.
"Hello Zatch! Hello Kiyo! I brought some fruit! I even put little cute faces on them!" Suzy said. She placed a basket in front of Kiyo's desk.
Kiyo began to dig in the bowl he pulled out a paper.
Dear kiyo!
You've done good. You got Scorpion instead of Sub-zero! That's a nice thing to do! Now you don't have to die! The thing is, your end of the bargain has not been completely fulfilled! So now you must go kill Zatch's cat or Earl the dolphin. Whatever you choose! If you don't kill one of them you know what I'll do.
Yours Love forever, Suzy
The pee sound that was hitting the rug became louder. Kiyo's face soon turned from one of fear to one of relief. Yes, there was a farting sound.
Kiyo had gone to use the restroom. (Why? Didn't he just use it? On the rug?)
Scorpion had left to jump off a building.
Zatch started choking himself.
Suzy was already out of the house.
Brago and Sherrie had gone for a walk in the park.
Ponygon was trying to find his book-owner.
They had just done this to get out of the building.
So…how was it?
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