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Chapter 4

Lady Classes!

"Urgh! This is so stupid!" Complained Naruto. "Why can't we have a better mission?"

"It's because you're genin. What do you expect?" Replied Kakashi as he read his dirty book. . . . .-.-''''''''

"We can do better than this." Said Sasuke.

"For once, I actually agree with Sasuke! I mean, finding a cat? A cat? Why don't they do it themselves?" Asked Emi.

"Because they pay us for it, we will do it, Emi." Kakashi said annoyed. Boy, all they did was complain every time they get a low ranked mission.

"I want some real action!" Shouted Naruto.

"We'll see. First we gotta complete this mission, okay?" Said Kakashi.

"Okay. . . ." Agreed Sakura.

After completing the mission. . . . . .

"Ohhhh! My sweet little kitty-cat! Oh, how I missed you! Don't run away from mommy again. . . ." Said the minister's wife. . . . .She basically strangled the poor thing. The cat did not look happy at all.

"I see why the cat ran away now. . . . .Who would want to come home to that everyday?" Thought Sakura.

"Thank you, you little dears! Oh, how cute you are!" Said the minister's wife looking at all of them.

"Oh yes, but they can be troublesome!" Said Kakashi smiling underneath his mask and ruffled their hair just to make them mad.

"Kakashi sensai!" Hissed Emi through a fake smile.

"Oh! You little cutie! You're sooo cute! Aww, with those cute little braids! Did you're mommy help you do that? Oh, and that cute little face!" Said the woman as she pinched Emi's cheeks.

"Mmm! Ahh!" Shouted Emi.

"Awww." Said the minister's wife as she finally let go.

"I do them myself, thank you very much." Muttered Emi rubbing her cheeks.

"Aww, such a good little girl! Are you a big girl now? Who's a big girl!" Said the woman acting as if she was a toddler or something.

"I'M NOT A BABY! I'M THIRTEEN YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Shouted Emi really mad. . . .God this woman was annoying!

"Awww, you shouldn't talk back you know. Girls should be nice and polite, and don't scream."

"Like I care, you fatass." Muttered Emi.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Shouted a really angry looking minister's wife now.

Emi turned and faced the woman, "I SAID, 'LIKE I CARE YOU FATASS!" Shouted Emi losing control.

"Girls shouldn't swear either. . . ." Said the minister's wife trying to cool down.

"HMPH! LIKE I CARE! DAMN, ASS, SHIT, FUCK, HELL-" Shouted Emi, but then was grabbed by Kakashi sensai, and put his hand over her mouth. "MMM! MMMM!" Tried Emi as she tried to kick loose out of her sensai's grip. The Hokage looked rather embarrassed, and Iruka sensai looked shocked that his once innocent student who always came to school nice and cheerful, was swearing at the minister's wife.

"Heheh!" Laughed Kakashi nervously. Boy was he going to be in trouble. "Oh, well, I will have her wash her mouth out! Heheh. Well, she umm- heh. Just don't mind her!"

"Hmph! What have you been teaching your students! I knew it! They should not allow girls to become shinobi! Look what you get! You get a little rude bra-!" Said the minister's wife, but was shocked when Sakura had come forth and stepped on her foot.

"OWWW! WHY YOU LITTLE-!"

"WE CAN BECOME WHATEVER WE LIKE THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE CAN MOVE AROUND AND YOU CAN'T YOU FATASS!" Shouted Sakura. Everyone paused. Sakura had just stepped on the minister's wife's foot, and swore at her! Emi had stopped squirming, Kakashi had let go of her, and Naruto and Sasuke just had their mouth open.

"I do apologize!" Said the Hokage standing up. "Oh, I'm very sorry about today, and it won't happen again! I'm really sorry! Now, you have a nice day madam!" Said the Hokage ushering out the steaming mad woman.

"Oh crap. . . ." Muttered Emi.

"What have I done?" Whispered Sakura.

"Hokage-sama. . . . .ummm, I'm really sorry about what happened!

"That's enough." Said the Hokage. "You two girls- come forth."

Sakura and Emi slowly walked over to the Hokage with their head down.

"Hmm. I have reached my decision. You two, and all the rest of the genin girls, will need to attend, classes." Said the Hokage.

"What?" Said Emi raising up her head to look at the Hokage. "What classes? We're not being sent back to the academy for this, are we?"

"No, no. You and all of the genin females will need to attend classes that teach you to be more lady like."

"WHAT THE HELL?" Shouted Emi. "Oh come on! What would you have done if someone kept treating you as if you were three?"

"This is exactly what I mean. Kakashi, please escort your students out, and I will be more clear on this later. Thank you."

"What! Hey!" Shouted Emi.

"Come on." Said Kakashi in his lazy voice as he carried Emi over his shoulder and out the door. The rest just followed.

"Let me down! Sensai! I can walk on my own!" Emi shouted. "Thank you. . . ." Said Emi as she was finally let down.

"Emi, you know you can't treat our client like that."

"I know, I know." Said Emi looking guiltily at the floor.

"Well, lesson learned, right?"

"Yes. . . ."

"Okay! Then let me see those cute little cheeks and those cute little braids!" He mimicked the minister's wife as he played around with Emi's braids.

"Cut it out sensai!"

"Hahahahaha!" Laughed Naruto. "Good one sensai!"

"Okay, okay. I will stop messing with you. But, you and Sakura, you two must do well in those classes. Got it?"

"Yes Kakashi sensai." The two sang out.

Next Day. . . . .

Poof "Hey guys! What's up?'" Asked Kakashi reading his book as he appeared in front of his students.

"YOU'RE LATE SENSAI!" Shouted Naruto.

"It's almost like a routine. . . . .First Naruto gets mad about me being late. Then it's Emi's turn to ask why. Then it's Sakura yelling at me. . . .heheh. Boy are they fun to mess with. . . ."

"Why are you late sensai?" Said Emi laying on the grass.

"Oh, I just got lost-"

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT RETARDED EXCUSE!" Shouted Sakura. All of it had gone just as Kakashi had thought. The Uchiha did nothing but give the usual, "Hn."

"Okay, okay. Anyways. You two. From now on, you will attend the lady classes everyday, from 9:00 to 1:00. We will be watching you two, along with the other teams. Got it? Okay. Now, come on. It starts today you know."

"What? But it's 8:30! What about training?" Asked Naruto.

"Oh, that happens after 1:00, when they finish." Sakura and Emi's mouths just hung open. Boy did this suck for them. First "lady classes", which they had no idea what it was going to be like, and then training right after that!

At the tea house. . . . .

"Okay so now we are here. Let's go into the room you are supposed to be in." Said Kakashi.

"Umm, Kakashi sensai, who is our teacher?" Asked Sakura.

"Hmm. I actually don't know. Well, you're gonna have to see for yourself!" He said as he slid open the door. Emi and Sakura's jaws dropped. Of all people, it had to be. . . . .The minister's wife.

"YOU!" Shouted Emi and Sakura at the same time.

"It is Madam Youshi to you!" She snapped as she closed her fan. "Now sit down next to your other lady comrades." Said "Madam" Youshi as she gestured for them to sit down by Tenten, Ino, and Hinata.

"Yes, Madam Youshi." Said Emi as she emphasized on her name. She turned across the room, when she saw, Kurenai!

"Oh crap. . . . .Man, is she going to get on me now. . . ." Thought Emi as she received a glare from her sister.

"It's odd how you turned out this way. I see your sister is much more mannered than you are. Pity. Well, I'm sure that each family always has a black sheep that is always despised and rejected. I understand you have problems. I will go soft on you." Said Madam Youshi pitying her. Emi was turning redder and redder, and steam was coming from her. Her fists were clenched, and so were her teeth.

"What did you say?" Asked Emi.

"Don't worry. I understand how each family has a black sheep, and I know you've been rejected and misunderstood so-"

"Oh, and I know that in each family, that there is always one who is fatter than the others, and is always being rejected too. Oh, and did you know, that the only way for them to marry, is to have their marriage arranged? You know, usually the parents do this to save embarrassment for their-" Said Emi as she talked back. Kurenai was embarrassed, but she was yet a little angry about what the minister's wife had said before about her sister.

"Why you little-!" Said the Madam Youshi as she tried to contain her anger.

"Excuse me. Madam Youshi." Said Kurenai standing up. "May I say, that you know nothing about Emi, so please don't make any judgments about her before you know-"

"I don't care about my student's backgrounds, I only want to fix them, and that is all I care about. It is obvious that she has some problems, and you as an older sibling should be able to-"

"I know my place in my family, and as to recognize every single one of my sibling's personalities. Emi doesn't have any problems as you say." Said Kurenai getting angrier and heating up.

"Hmph. Well, I think I was wrong about what I had said earlier. You are just like you're sister I believe. I guess the Yuuhi family hasn't taught their children to hold their tongue when an elder is speaking!"

"You have no right to judge my family!" Shouted Kurenai getting heated up. "There is nothing wrong with our family! I don't think it is wrong for these classes, because I agree to that my sister wasn't behaving, yes, but I don't agree with you already making comments on her already." Said Kurenai. Everyone was just silent. Nobody moved, or said anything.

"Oh man Emi. You just can't resist talking back, can you? What you just did just cost you and your sister now. . . .Who knows, maybe it'll affect me too. Boy do I have quite a funky group. One that wants to kill, one who is crazy, one who is obsessed with love, and one who knows how to talk back. . . .wow."

"What the heck Emi! What do you think you're doing?" Said Naruto in his head.

"Well then Miss Yuuhi. Since you are an instructor, and the only woman at that, you will help teach these young ladies in how to be proper and ladylike. This is the whole idea about this class, isn't it?"

"Fine." And the two were glaring at each other, and they were both rather close to each other too. . . .

Kakashi knew he had to do something. . . .This awkward silence, and tension between the two women was not good, so he decided to break the silence.

"Heheh. Umm, so shall the class start? Or. . ."

"Oh, yes. Sorry there." Said "Madam" Youshi as she seemed to have cool off. Let's get started, shall we? Umm, yes. Well, you will learn how to become proper ladies, so that one day, you will be able to get married to someone, and not embarrass your parents. I was married at the age of eighteen actually-"

"Yeah, it was probably arranged, either that, or the minister is blind." Muttered Emi under her breath.

"Excuse me?" Asked Madam Youshi as she spun around to face Emi. Emi was shocked, since it as if Madam Youshi had ears like a dog or something!

"Uhh, uhh. What do you mean? Heheh." Said Emi nervously as she saw the deadly glare from her sister.

"I mean, what you said when I was talking." Said Madam Yuuhi dangerously. "Do you know what I do for a punishment for that?"

"Uhh. No- I mean! Umm, I didn't say anything when you were talking." Said Emi weakly.

"Oh-ho! She has you on the spot now Emi." Thought Kakashi as he watched his student sweat nervously.

"Oh no. You said something. . . ."

"Uhh. . .Doesn't ring a bell in my head. . .heheh." Said Emi.

"Well, for lying along, and not admitting what you did, then I think I shall give you the punishment, and let everyone else see what will happen when you do so!" With that, she came at Emi unexpectedly, and grabbed her two hands from behind. She took out a rope, and tied her hands together at the back.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME, YOU FATASS? GET THE HELL OFF OF MMMM! MMM!" Cried the muffled Emi as a cloth piece was tied around her mouth.

"Witness this! When you dare try to talk back to me, you will have to go what Miss Yuuhi is going through now." Said Madam Youshi. Everyone was dumbfounded. All the boys, and their instructors.

"Is this necessary?" Asked Kurenai.

"Yes it is. She may be your sister, but I will not go easy on her just for that. I am watching her, because she is the sharpest one I believe. I will let her go for now, knowing that it is the first day, and they need to learn for the day." Said Madam Youshi as she untied the cloth and rope. Emi had learned to not talk back anymore. She knew that she could've untied the not herself, since after all, she was a trained shinobi, but she knew it would have gotten herself into a lot of trouble too.

"Come now. First, we will dress, then learn how to walk. Follow me girls, and go in a straight line."

After Being Dressed. . . .

One by one, the girls walked out, dressed in their traditional kimono. First, Hinata came out. She was shy, and came out slowly.

"It's okay Hinata. Come on out." Said Kurenai smiling at her. Hinata was wearing a dark purple kimono with tiny yellow flowers everywhere. Shino and Kiba stared. They had no idea that Hinata could look so. . .pretty. . . .

Next Tenten came out, and she was wearing a red kimono, and still had her two buns. They had taken off their forehead protectors. Following Tenten, out came Sakura with a pretty pink kimono with cherry blossoms on there.

"Ah yes. I think that kimono suits you well. . ." Said Madam Youshi giving her a smile. Sakura was relieved she wasn't mad at her for that incident at the Hokage's office.

Sasuke and Naruto just stared. Sakura looked beautiful. Next came Emi, and she was dressed in a water blue kimono with yellow flowers on it. Her hair was still the same two braids, which made her look cute. Kakashi thought that both of his female students looked quite cute in kimonos. Last, came Ino, in her dark blue kimono with light blue flowers. Shikamaru had to admit that even though she was a loud mouth, he still thought that she looked really beautiful. Choji still kept on eating his chips, but in between bites, he said to Shikamaru, "Hey, chomp she actually looks kinda chomp cute and harmless like this. chomp " Shikamaru nodded.

After the lessons were finished, and they were back in their normal clothing, they went with their groups to train.

"Hey Ino. You actually looked pretty cute with your kimono on and everything." Laughed Asuma sensai.

"Thank you."

"Yeah, you actually looked kinda harmless." Said Shikamaru.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Screamed Ino in his ear.

"Oh great. Yeah, now I'm deaf. Thanks a lot Ino." Said Shikamaru as he walked on. Choji just laughed. He always thought Shikamaru and Ino made a good pair, but never said anything about this.

"Haha. You two looked kind cute with your kimonos on!" Laughed Kakashi sensai.

"Don't rub it in." Muttered Emi.

"She had it hard on you!" Said Naruto.

"You could've untied it." Said Sasuke.

"I know, but I knew I would have gotten in a lot more trouble, and not only with Mrs. Fatass/I-got-married-when-I-was18 but also with Kurenai. I would've been dead. WAAAAAAAAH!" Said Emi as she tripped and flew through the air. Luckily, Kakashi sensai had caught her just in time before she hit the ground.

"Emi, you have got to be more careful." Sighed Kakashi sensai as he lifted her up.

"Yes, yes, I know. I think I was born this way. . ." Said Emi thinking about it.

"Haha. Don't worry about it Emi." Said Sakura. So they kept on walking. After a while, Emi just realized something. Sasuke didn't say a thing!

"Hey Sasuke. Is there something wrong?"

"Umm, no. . .why?"

"Because. . . .you didn't make fun of me, or tease me. . . ." Said Emi slowly as she tried to pull this together in her brain.

"You deserve a break once in a while." Said Sasuke with a smirk.

"Thanks. . . .I guess. . ." Said Emi.

Sakura got home exhausted. The had trained for hours, and plus, she had "lady classes" with Madam Youshi. She got home, and took a shower. After that, she just flopped on her bed. Soon, she fell asleep.

AN: So, how was it? I think this one was pretty long. . .. I think I am going to make a short chapter next focusing on Kurenai and Asuma. . . .They need a spotlight. Anyways, the romance with Shikamaru and Ino will probably only happen after Sasuke leaves, and Sakura and Sasuke will happen all over the place, starting now already. So, please review if you have any ideas. . . . .Thanks!