Plasma Pistol, Warthog, Scorpion, Ghost(AHH A GHOST!), Banshee, Warg, Assault Rifle, or anything else related to Halo or the Lord of the Rings.(Or Starwars or the DeathStar.)
The Balrog erupted into a giant green exlosion.
"Hooray" The zombie hobbits cheered.
"AHHH Zombies!"Fred screamed.
"Don't wor-" Zombiea Frodo began untill he was ripped apart by a flood infested goblin.
"Mr. Frodo, nooooooooo" Sam yelled as the cave which was probably forgotten by most people finally collapsed.
"And I was never heard from again" Fred said to a rock outside the cave,"and now, off to save thanksgiving as previously stated, Fred, awaaaaaayyyy" And Fred was off, to his next adventure.
""Hey look, a ring, maybe it has a bathroom" Fred thought to himself as he floated through space, after he accidently jumped out of Reach's gravitational pull.
"How did I do that?" Fred thought to himself, before he was burned alive in the rings atmosphere"
"And I was never heard from again" Fred continued to the rock outside the cave.
"Shut up, your boring" The rock replied.
"You have betrayed me for the last time, Death Star, open fire, oh wait, that was 50000 years ago."And Fred was off to his next adventure.
He began walking across Middle Earth again, searching for the answers to how he saved thanksgiving, and why there happened to be a Fuel Rod Gun under a rock.
Just then a glowing elite apeared, "Halt, I hold the answers to the questions you ask"
"Oh no, a monster" Fred said as he sholdered his BR55.
"Dont shoot" the elite said as 2 3 round bursts peirced his strange funny shaped armored skull.
"Hmmm that answers those questions."Fred thought before he relized in the past 10 minutes he hadn't made any progress to answer anything.
"Oh wait, im not smart enough to relize things" And Fred forgot whatever he had relized just then. Then a Warthog pulled up next to him and John, the Master Cheif, and Kelly, the other Spartan, got out.
"Hi Fred"
"Hi"
"Hi"
"Whats up"
"Not all that much"
"I saw fred today"
"Really? That must have been cool."
"Yeah it was "John continued, and Fred and Kelly just watched him standing there talking to himself.
"Well ookkk, want to go to the back seat of the car?"Fred asked Kelly.
"Sure then I can shove the chaingun in your face and pain the Hog with your blood."
"Well" Fred replied,"What I meant was-"
"I know, no" Kelly told him while unholstering her pistol.
"So, what are you doing out here Fred?" John asked.
"Well the narrorator said I saved thanksgiving, but I want to know how."
"Thats an easy question, obviously when you shot the balrog with the fuel rod gun, it caused a time fluctuation in which the fuel rod gun was teleported under the rock so you could pick it up before it was there, and then by using the gun before it was there, you made it teleport there, now by destroying the balrog with a gun that wasn't there yet, the reprucutions through time cause the pilgrims to move to the new land, saving thanksgiving. But thats not all. Clearly once you destroyed the balrog you stopped Gandalph from becoming gandalph the white, which would end up destoying helmsdeep, but you canceled this out by killing the rest of the fellowship, but now you have to do what the fellowship would have done. You have to get captured run away, find out were you ran away to die, float over a waterfall, then go back up the fall and go accross the river and go to a mountain, while saving 2 castles and killing orcs, and getting the ents to destroy isengard, or you could just throw this ring into mount doom and hope things work out. But back to thanksgiving, you caused the pilgrims to go over the ocean, but by destroying the balrog, you also destroyed the earth, but you cancelled this out by building that mud cake at the beach that once which eventually reformed the planet." John said.
"Wait how did you get the ring?" Fred asked John before relizing his mistake.
"Why thats an even simpler question to answer you see, whe-"John began.
"Ok lets go" Fred and Kelly both said simultaneously.
And they began to drive away.
Sorry if its not as good as the first one, if the first one was even good. WellI hope this answered some of your questions, or raised more. Good luck and have a wonderful future.