By Extreme Matrix Fan
Note: I do not own either the Matrix or Garfield
It had been one year since the Matrix had been defeated. Neo was at the lab looking over the latest weaponry used by the military. Suddenly a random scientist ran up to him.
"Sir, the Matrix has been detected. He has returned and he is angry."
"Awww hell naw!" replied Neo.
He then pressed some buttons on his watch and entered bullet time. Because of his ability to slow down time, Neo searched the city within a matter of minutes. He finally found the Matrix in an abandoned warehouse, warehouse A to be specific. He busted in through the door and saw the Matrix, standing there with his back turned.
"Hahaha, fool. So we meet again, except this time, the odds are in my favor!"
With that, the Matrix opened a portal behind Neo.
"Awww hell naw!" he yelled as he was sucked in.
"You may have beaten me before, foolish samurai, but let's see how you survive in another dimension! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Meanwhile, in the other dimension, a fat orange cat was lying down on the kitchen table.
"I hate Mondays," he thought to himself.
Just then, he noticed a tray of lasagna on the counter.
"Excellent."
With cat like quickness, he ate the lasagna and left the room silently. A few minutes later, his owner walked in.
"GARFIELD!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
He walked into the living room to find the cat on the couch picking his teeth with his claw.
"Why did you eat the lasagna, Garfield?" he asked angrily.
The cat pointed to himself as if to say "Who, me?" The two just stared at each other with contempt.
Just then, Garfield began to feel ill. He fell to the ground and screamed in pain. With one final scream, he exploded in a shower of blood. A man was standing where Garfield had just been moments earlier.
"Awww hell naw!" the man yelled when he saw that his suit was covered with blood.
"Who are you?" asked Garfield's owner.
"The name's Neo, Neo Neo."
"I'm John Arbuckle."
"Hello, John."
Just then, a wall exploded behind Neo. When the dust cleared, about 50 walruslike robots stood in formation.
"WALRUSBOTS!" screamed Neo and John.
"We are here to destroy you in the name of the Matrix," said the leader. It was obviously the leader because it was one shade darker than the others.
They then raised their weapons to fire. Neo pushed John out of the way at the last second and pulled out his sword. He reflected the beams fired by the bots and sent them back at them, destroying several of them. He then ran into the crowd with a mighty battle cry.
"FOR THE KING!" he yelled.
He continued to fight, slicing open walrusbot after walrusbot until only the leader remained.
"Are you going to kill me?" it asked.
"Yes," said Neo as he stabbed it through the face, causing it to explode.
"Whoa," said John, "that was cool."
"How did you know about the walrusbots?" asked Neo.
"The Matrix has ruled the world for thousands of years and he sends them to kill his enemies."
"SAY WHAT!" Neo exclaimed. "The Matrix must have used a portal/time machine to get to this world. I know what I need to do. I must find him and stop this evil once and for all."
"I will be your sidekick."
"Good to have you on the team.
And so they walked off, not knowing what kind of dangers they would face. Meanwhile, in his dark castle, the Matrix watched them with his crystal ball.
"So now two fools wish to stop me. No bother. They are no match for me!" He laughed with an evil laugh that it echoed for miles and killed several weak forms of plant life in the surrounding area.
To be continued…
Author's note: Well that's the first chapter. Please comment and tell me if it is good but don't be too mean if you don't like it!