Summary: Ah yes…It is James' and Lily's 7th year and there is romance and bad jokes galore. As we follow the duo and their zany group of friends through their last year at Hogwarts we will have many a giggle at their expense. Please read this fanfic it is NOT like all the others!

Humor/Romance Rated: PG 13 for language and sexual content

Chapter 1:

"Ah, Lily look at us! We are in our 7th year. I feel so mature," exclaimed Audra Brooks, Lily's greatest friend, as she grinned wickedly in the mirror.

Lily laughed at the mischievous gleam in Audra's eyes. "If only you'd act as mature as you feel."

"What? And miss all the fun?"

Audra turned back to the robes she was trying on at Madam Malkins' Robes for All Occasions. It had been easy enough for Lily and Audra to choose their school robes for the upcoming year but now they were trying on dress robes for the Hogwarts Dance that was held exclusively for 7th years. At that moment Audra had slipped on a blue-green dress robe that emphasized the clear, deep blue of her eyes. As she twirled around to get the full view of herself her hip-length blonde hair shimmered around her.

Lily sighed, "I envy your slim figure."

Audra laughed, "Like you have weight problems you fucking anorexic. Go eat some cake."

Lily smiled. "Are you gonna buy that dress? I personally think that if you looked any hotter you'd make all the boys' eyes melt."

"I guess. What about you?"

Lily looked at her own reflection, her shiny red hair reached to the middle of her back and her startling green eyes could catch anyone's attention. "I think I like the white one with the green trim."

"Yeah, that one's nice." Then Audra added slyly, "I know someone who'd particularly like it."

"Who, Professor Borgus?"

"Ewww, NO! Never trust anyone who teaches potions and loves Slytherins so much he'd be more than willing to lick every one of their asses' clean… He must enjoy the nutty flavor."

"Well, he is Head of the Slytherin House so of course he'd favor-"

"I'm talking about James Potter!"

Lily glared, "You know I hate-"

"Well, he's like a brother to me what with our mothers being best friends and all. He's known me since I was born. And he has liked you since the end of 4th year. Why don't you give him a chance?"

"Because if I wanted a pain in the ass I'd sit on a tack."

"You know he only acts like an ass around you because you make him nervous and he wants to impress you. It's a defense mechanism. He's not like that around me."

"Well he's pretty stupid if he thinks that will impress me or anyone else at school."

"Fine, be a smelly turd. I just figured it was worth a try. Let's go buy this stuff…"

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So what do you think? I know it's pretty boring but it gets better and funnier. Just this and the next chapter are used to introduce all the characters. But please let me know what you think. I love getting your questions, comments, and complaints. You may send me flamers but I'll let it rest on your conscience that when you do I cry in my pillow at night and wish that I was less pathetic than I am. Na, just messin'. I like those too. Finally, I do not own any of the HP characters that you recognize. I'm not that talented. This is the only time I'll say it. Peace Out.