Yugi and the Magic of Pegasus
It was another normal day at Pegasus's tournament. Yugi had already won 9 stars and had one more to go. Joey traded his stars in for a cool I-Pod which turned out to be nothing but a letter inside that said "Dumbass!" Tristian tripped over a cordless phone and died before he got a chance to even duel. Tea was walking around while Yugi was trying to put his finger up her ass. Yugi was too lazy to duel to get his last star so he looked for one and found it up Tea's ass using his finger. So he was set to duel Pegasus, the guy who made out with Yugi's grandpa and then stole his soul. Yugi and his friends went into the Pegasus's castle. Pegasus had booby traps hidden all over the castle. Joey got shot in the left ball and was about to die. Since Yugi has three balls he offered to give one ball to Joey. After that they met up with Pegasus. He was wearing a bikini and wanted to kiss Yugi. Then Yugi summoned his Magician of Gay Chaos, but Pegasus fought back with his Thousand Balls Relinquished. The Gay Chaos Magician tried to vaporize all the balls, but he couldn't because they grew back. Then Yugi had an idea he summoned his Cockiboh and used the card multiply and then there were hundreds of Cockiboh's. They all humped the Thousand Balls and it exploded and balls were flying everywhere. Joey collected 23 extra balls incase he got shot again. Then Pegasus died and Yugi's grandpa never came back. So they waited there for Yugi's grandpa to return so they had to eat Joey's balls, eventually they ran out of balls to eat and died.