Summery: And now, a parody of "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" from the Lion King! It's about time I got this down. It takes place in book 10 at the very begining when Darren's still grieving for you-know-who-if-you've-read-book-nine, and speeking of which...DO NOT READ THIS PARODY IF YOU HAVE NOT READ KILLERS OF THE DAWN! YOU WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED! Also, this is during one of the times when Darren's talking about his grief to Harkat, just so you know.

Disclaimer: Don't own the Darren Shan Saga, don't own the Lion King...well, I do, on vidio, but I didn't create it. What else do you need to know?

I Just Hate Steve More Than Anything

Darren, Evra, and Harkat are standing together in some random area at the Cirque and Darren is pouring out his feeling to them about Mr. Crepsley's death.

Darren: I can't believe he's gone. I miss Mr. Crepsley so much.

Evra: I miss him too. But there's nothing we can do now except remember him for what he was.

Darren: How could Steve do this to me? He was my friend!

Harkat: He's evil, Darren. What else...is there to it?

Darren: I hate him! I wish he were here right now so that I could wring his neck!

Harkat: Remember, Mr. Crepsley told not to waste...your life on hate.

Darren: I don't care! I hate him so much I could...I could...I could SING!

Harkat and Evra together: Wha...?

Just then music from 'The Lion King' randomly starts playing out of no where and Darren bursts into song

Darren: He used to be my best friend, till we saw that freak show.

Evra: You hate him, he's caused you pain, he killed your mentor I know.

Darren: I'm gonna kill him, just wait and see! Steve will die so painfully! I'm honing my skills, I'm training for the day we shall meet! Oh, I just hate Steve more than anything!

Harkat: You know Larten told you not to waste your life on hate.

Darren: I'll stake him to the ground,

Harkat: You shouldn't-

Darren: I'll chop off his head,

Evra: That's a bit gruesome-

Darren: I'll stuff it with garlic,

Harkat: But that's not necessary-

Darren: Then he'll finally be dead!

Evra: I tried-

Darren: He didn't let me have my say,

Evra: See what happens when people jump to conclusions?

Darren: The clan will live to see another day.

Harkat: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart-

Darren: I don't need advise from ugly midgets first of all!

Harkat: You know I hate that Darren! How could be so insensitive? Next time you need my help, you'll be lucky if I let you live! runs off close to tears

Evra: Your getting wildly out of wing,

Darren: ignoring Harkat and Evra Oh, I just hate Steve more than anything!

Darren: I'll hit him with my left, I'll hit him with my right, I'll put everything that I've got into this fight!

Evra: You should-

Cirque people Including Mr. Tiny and the rest of the little people, the wolf-man and Mr. Tall: Let everybody go for broke and sing! Let's hear it in the staff and on the wing! A.N: meaning those in paradise:) It's gonna be Master Shan's finest fling!

OH, I JUST HATE STEVE MORE THAN ANYTHING! OH, I JUST HATE STEVE MORE THAN ANYTHING! OH, I JUST HATE STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE MORE THAN ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIING!

music stops abruptly

Evra: So, you hate Steve, am I right?

Darren: Yeah, that about sums it up.

End