Author's Note: You ask for it (well…not really) and you got! 'Tis the season for an extra-special Christmas bonus of a Darren Shan-related parody! This year's is featuring "Twelve Days of Christmas" told Shan-style! And here 'tis! Oh, and for other DS Christmas parodies as well as a short book 3 tie-in story written by the master of macabre himself, please click on the following link: http/ bonus Christmas parody
On the twelfth day of Christmas, an author gave to me,
Twelve freaks a-fighting,
Eleven hobos uniting,
Ten dragons snorting,
Nine humans mobbing,
Eight old friends a-waiting,
Seven mucus balls disgusting,
Six cave spiders frightening
Five pointless trials,
Four wild wolves,
Three curving tunnels
Two of Evra's Scales,
And a deadly spider on the loose and freeeeeee!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!