"I hate my life." Trunks mumbled to himself as he got out of bed. He walked to the kitchen to fix him some breakfast. "OWWWW!" Trunks said as he stubbed his pinky toe on the refrigerator. He then started cursing as he looked in the half empty refrigerator.
"Lets see we have eggs, nope they have to be cooked, Bacon, nope it has to be cooked also. Biscuits DARN IT! Everything in here has to be cooked!" he said.
He then thought about trying to cook. "Sure I can do it how hard can it be." he said and went to look for a frying pan.
"Clang Clang." was the noise the pans made as Trunks tried to find the frying pan. "Got it." he said but got to excited and hit his head in the cabinet.
"That's going to leave a mark." he said rubbing his head. He put the pan on the stove top and turned it on. He placed the bacon on the pan and watched it.
15 minutes later he got the bacon out of the pan and it was burnt to crisp. "Good thing I like my bacon crunchy." he said trying to look on the bright side of his cooking. "Alright now for the eggs!" he said and hoped they would turn out better then his bacon.
"Alright I think I will have scrambled eggs." he said then cracked the eggs opened and placed them on the heated skillet. One made a popping noise and some grease got in his eye. "OUCH!" he screamed running around trying to find the water faucet to wash his eye.
He spent a couple minutes soaking his eye in the water that he forgot about his eggs!All the sudden he started coughing and saw black smoke.
"OH NO FIRE! I tell you if its not one thing its another." he said along with several curse words. He ran over quickly and tried to put it out but only managed to catch himself on fire.
"DARN IT!" he screamed "All right Trunks you remember fire safety just STOP." 'ok I am stopped.' he thought. "Drop." he said 'Ok I am on the floor.' "AND ROLL." he shouted and rolled on the floor. "Good I am not on fire anymore." He then looked in the Kitchen and saw that the fire had spread.
"All right I know it has to be somewhere." Trunks said frantically looking for the fire extinguisher. "Got it!" he said and then sprayed it on the fire. He had put finally put the fire out.
"I will never ever cook again." he said and sat down on his chair. "That fire destroyed my fridge!" he said very angry. "that's it! I have had it! It was ok that my microwave busted and I threw it out the window, I can tolerate a cold shower, but when a fire destroys my food supply that's it!" he said very angry.
"I am going home! I don't care about my plan if I stay out here any longer I will die or kill myself which ever come first." He went up to the computer and set the coordinates for home. "I can't wait!" he said and smiled.
"ALERT ALERT!" the computer.
"Oh great more bad news to add to my day." he said and went to go see what the problem was.
"ATTENTION meteor shower straight ahead. ATTENTION meteor shower straight ahead." the computer said.
"Is that it. I can just steer my way out of the meteor shower it will be kind of like a video game!" he said and smiled. This had been probably the best bad news he had to deal with today or so he thought.
"ALERT ALERT." the computer said again.
"What is it now!" Trunks said as he was steering the ship.
"EEELEECTRRRICAAALLL SSTOORM." the computer said just before the lights went blinking off and on.
"Great I guess this messes up the controls and I cant steer my way out of the meteor shower. Just great." he moaned and then said "Someone up there hates me!" he said and pointed to the ceiling.
All of the sudden Trunks' spaceship was hit by several meteors and a big was about to collide with the ship. "OH GOD I BETTER HOLD ON!" He yelled as the meteor was getting closer.
Finally it collided with the ship and forced it on to a small planet where Trunks spaceship crashed. All the inhabitants went to see what happened and to greet their unexpected visitor.
"Huh? Where am I?" he asked and opened eyes to find a beautiful lady looking at him. "Oh NO I am dead!" he said and jumped up scaring everyone.
"Do not worry you aren't dead. You had a major crash but you are still alive." the beautiful woman said.
"Well where am I?" he asked still believing he was in heaven because when he looked around all he saw were beautiful women.
"You are on my home planet Geuiryua. I am Princess Shiareouya. We are very shocked because you are the only man on this planet besides my father." she said.
Trunks smiled and said "I am the only other man."
"Yes you are the only other man that is why you have drawn such a crowd." she said and pointed at all the other women looking at him.
'This is just a dream a normal dream that a 21 year man has where he is on a planet with only women.' he thought then pinched himself. "NO way! I not dreaming!" he said and started to jump around very glad to be the only man on the planet.
All the women giggled at his silly behavior and he blushed. 'Man I am so stupid.' he thought to himself. He was embarrassed at what he done.
"Come umm what is your name?" the princess asked.
"Trunks." he replied.
"All right well come with me Trunks to the castle to meet my father."
"Ok." he said and gulped it was always a nightmare for a guy to meet the father of some really HOT girl, but he followed her to the castle hoping he wouldn't get killed.
He noticed that the closer and closer he got to the castle the less clothes these women were wearing, and when the princess opened the castle doors he fell over. Every woman in the castle was naked! All the girls giggled and helped him up. They were all extremely excited to finally have a man around other than the king.
When they helped Trunks up he looked at them and blushed. 'They sure aren't modest. Not even in front of me.' he thought.
The naked ladies escorted him into the throne room where he saw the king 'Good thing he is dressed.' Trunks thought as he approached him.
"Welcome young man to the planet Geuiryua." he said and smiled.
Trunks smiled and thought 'He isn't as bad as I originally thought.'