Attack of the Mary Sue

Author's Note: Loads of Thanks to my Three Lovely Reviewers! And now, chapter 2

After meeting and greeting several people at the Glittercrock Table, Serenity settled in the seat between a blonde and a cat girl and began conversing with them.

"My name is Katineen," introduced the cat girl between bites of fish. "And in case you're wondering, I am a cat person from the north."

"Ooo!" squealed Serenity, "Aren't they almost extinct?"

"Tragically yes," replied Katineen, trying to hide her hint of self-importance. "I am the last of my kind because of the prejudice against my people even though we are more magical than any wizard alive. A lot of people are mean to me, and I'm still hoping to find someone to stick up for me. Professor Snape's even made fun of my ears."

"Wow" said Serenity, "I'm glad I'm not a Slytherin"

After that statement, many of the girls chirped in in agreement.

"Snape's so slimy!"

"He's so ugly!"

"Slytherin's lame!"

This annoying, but sadly continuous chain of abuse towards the Slytherin House went on and on, until eventually, it was heard by Draco Malfoy, who called out, "Excuse me, couldn't help over hearing your chattering voices. Have you considered looking at the House Points before calling other houses lame?"

All heads at the Glittercrock table turned towards the four hourglasses with different colored points. Next to these was a yellow Post-It note with the words "Glittercrock: -250 points".

"What?" whispered Serenity, "How'd we lose so many points already? It's only the first night"

"Didn't you know?" sneered Malfoy. "House points are awarded by the readers of your Fan Fictions depending on how much they like you. Don't you think there's a reason they call you Glittercrock?"

And with that Malfoy chuckled, amused by his own jokes.

"That's just the sort of comment I'd expect from a stinky Slytherin!" hissed Serenity, her eyes glowing red.

This caused Malfoy to become even haughtier. "Is that the best you can do?" he jeered, "Perhaps someone else is using the House brain cell today, eh?" and strolled off to patrol some Hufflepuffs at the next table.

Serenity looked shocked and turned to her blonde neighbor. "What wasn't he dumbstruck by my witty and scathing remark?"

"I don't know," came the reply. "Everyone's been acting strange lately."

"What do you mean by Strange?" asked Serenity, her face now flustering.

"Well, you'd think, that given we're so amazingly pretty and perfect, the boys would all have pathetic little crushes on us so we could scorn them and make them beg out-of-characterly right?"

"Well… yes" said Serenity.

"Watch this" said the blondie and turned towards the Gryffindor table. "Hey Harry would you like to go out with me this Saturday?"

Harry turned away from Ron and Ginny and gave a most disgusted and bewildered look at the girl before saying, "Er… no thanks, I've got to…um…go feed myself to the Hungarian Horntail."

"See?" said Blondie, now looking exasperated

"Unreal!" cried Serenity.

Just then, Professor Dumbledore announced that all student were to return to their common rooms.

Author's note: Haha, I just had to bash them some more. Harry Potter is a good enough story without having these narcotic characters inserted all over the place. Please Read and Review and I will put up chapter 3 if I get a total of 7 reviews.

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