Attack of the Mary Sue
Author's note: Thank you for the reviews. Here is the last chapter of the story, with some very deserving endings.
Katineen and Serenity followed their head of House, Professor Frootius-Tootius, to their common room in the high tower. Upon entering, they saw a crowd of older girls doing their make-up and beautifying themselves by unnatural means.
"Welcome Serenity!" greeted Professor Frootius-Tootius. "Come join our hair-highlighting party!'
Serenity looked shocked for a minute. "Doesn't everyone have natural highlights?" she asked.
Katineen sighed, "We use to, but lately everyone's hair is changing into a dull gray color."
"Oh," said Serenity awkwardly and hurried over to check the mirror "At least mine are still…." But she never got a chance to finish her sentence, for the reflection in the mirror displayed a Serenity with dull gray hair, the same color as a chair left in the attic for 20 years.
"AHHHHHH!"
The high falsetto scream rang out through the castle, shattering the glasses of some of the portraits. Serenity turned pale and rushed over to her comrades. "NONE OF THIS MAKES SENCE!" she screamed, newly overwhelmed by her discovery, "We should be the smartest, prettiest, cleverest and most perfect people in school! What's happening to us?"
The other girls muttered in agreement and continued to discuss this topic.
"I think I know," came the ominous voice of Professor Frootius-Tootius, "You can't all be the best student Hogwarts has ever seen. By definition, only one person can be the best, yet its in your natures to be more perfect than everyone else."
"So" summed up Katineen "you're saying if all of us have to be perfect, then none of us can?"
"Exactly," replied her head of house, "There can only be ONE!"
A gust of wind blows through the common room and a werewolf somewhere howls. In 30 seconds, the whole house was in chaos. Girls who were formerly friends were now tearing at each other's hairs. Spells and curses flew in all direction. Everything was knocked over and Serenity rushed to duck under a desk.
"DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!" screamed a pink-haired girl, getting ready for the ultimate attack.
"You can't do that indoors!" screamed a terrified Katineen.
"Never mind that!" screamed an equally-frighted Serenity, "That's not even from Harry Potter!"
But it was too late. A dark dragon appeared out of nowhere and swallowed up the whole house, causing a huge explosion!
Meanwhile, Harry, Hermione and Ron were walking back from Hagrids hut. As they looked up in the sky, they saw, to their surprise, sparks and firework coming from the Glittercrock common room.
"Should we tell the headmaster?" questioned Hermione.
"Well, it's the right thing to do." Said Harry
They looked at one another, and then at Ron, and burst out laughing as they continued on their way back to Hogwarts.
FIN
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