Chapter 1

Bad Boys and Long Hair

It was a day almost like every other the green sky's , the blue grass, the pigs flying, yes in the wizarding world anything was possible and all was odd, but what was even odder was the fact that no one I mean no one was at darkvaille beach on this fine summer holiday. A girl about 5'3 with dark brown , wavy long floor length hair, turned her whole slim self to her friend Mariah Magras and said " dude, like there's no one here man".

She responded "well this like totally okay Demetrius, we have like the whole beach to ourselves!"(She giggles in a high pitched voice)

"DUDE, like I told you before to call me DEMI, man!"

"Like first of all I'm not a man or a dude, I'm like a … GIRL!" Wallowing in there glee they jumped into the water and strikes up a random conversation.

"SO…"

"So like WHAT?"

"So you know those boys…"

"OH you mean the like totally G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S blond one, and that hunky brunette?"

"Yah Draco Malfoy and uhhhhhh that Blaise Zabini guy, well I saw them yesterday on my

Way home they were going back to their boarding school, you know the one for bad boys … ciesel faser."

"OHHHHHHH, yah, did you like invite them here …. There so CUTE!" Conveniently a

blond haired Draco Malfoy and a Blaise Zabini showed up.

"Now you fine ladies wouldn't happen to have been talking about us now would you?"

"Like oh course not!" Mariah said while Demi crossed her arms and gave a sarcastic laugh. Mariah the blond that she is bats her eyes at Blaise then flashes him, giggles and swims away. Blaise runs in the water, grabs her makes her face him. He pretends he's going to kiss her but instead puts his wand to her back turns her back around. Demi being the friend she is says "Not to fear Demi's here" before she can move Draco grabs her and puts his wand to her back. Demi replies "You naughty, naughty boy" in the distance she hears a whip whoosh. Demi yells "HEEEEEEELP" while Blaise makes out with Mariah.

Suddenly most of Hogwarts shows up. Ron Weasley the hero he is steps forward and says "UNHAND THOSE GIRLS YOU BEASTLY COWARDS".

Draco smirks, at this they screech like girls and run away yelling "The squirrels are going to get us, the squirrels are going to get us!"

Draco laughs manically at this just as the squirrels' human leader Chris appears. Draco ceases all laughter and bows to the squirrel king. Chris or Christopher I should say steps forward and smirks at Demi. Demi's eyes become and she growls … why? Because IT is her cousin. Chris just smirks and says "Cousin we meet again and who is this fair maiden, (he goes into a trance) her hair so long it arouses me…" Off in his own little world the birds are singing while he pets and smells her hair softly chanting "my precious, my precious, oh my precious"

"CHRIS" Demi yells. Scissors appear she grasps them and chops all her floor length hair off while saying "How do you like them apples!" If looks could kill she'd be dead.

Chris turns to Demi and says "For that cousin you will pay, now shall I take you again or your friend who by the way is a virgin and has long hair, it's a shame cuz we could've had something" At that Demi vomits while she remembers the night he took her virginity. Draco stares at Demi obsessively, Chris looks at Draco and Draco bows and starts pulling her away.

Demi franticly tries to get away but Draco's grasp is to strong so instead she yells "Do not drink the potion Mariah if you don't want PURPLE" To late she's already smitten in false love.