--I know this is complete crap. But this is funny crap. So, read, enjoy, review. 3 simple steps. Please follow.

Note: I don't own Kai or Ray or anything in this fanfiction. Or the 4 bands. Or the radio station. Or the chair that Kai falls off.I'm poor. So very poor. I don't even own the buttons that Ray pushes. Oh, the live of a sad me.

Ray and Kai have taken over a radio station. Let's listen to what they say, shall we?

-"Hey, can the listeners listen to what we have to say yet?"

-"Yeah, I think so. See? There's the 'On Air' sign lighting up."

-"On air? Does that explain why we're floating?"

-"What the hell? We're floating?" A very loud crash sound is heard. Kai has fallen off his chair.

-"Oops. Kai, are you alright?"

-"I just fell of a fucking chair onto the fucking floor. Do you think I'm alright?" Kai's voice is a bit distant.

-"Oh… No, I guess not. Hey, if there're kids listening to this then… Kids, shoo."

-"Why do you want them to leave?"

-"Cos' you swear too much."

-"Is that really a reason?"

-"No, there's a deeper meaning behind it… That parents don't want their kids learning swear words."

-"No shit, idiot."

-"Well, okay, since Kai refuses to stop saying swear words, I'll play some music to cover his talking." Ray presses a few buttons. Hey, which one is it?"

Ray keeps pressing buttons. Horrible noises. Screeching sounds. Until…

-"Hey, it's this one labeled 'Music'!"

--So some songs come onto the radio. Korn, System of a Down, Ronin and Atreyu. (A/N: I like these bands, so don't complain.)

-"Hello? Those bands have enough swear words to make up for mine."

-"Yeah, but at least I can censor those. I can't censor you."

-"Dude, that sounds so beep weird."

-"Hey, I can censor you!"

-"No beep, but it makes everything so beep boring without swear words."

-"Yeah, so true."

-"Have you fucking uncensored me yet? Hey, you have!"

-"Lookie, we just got an email!"

-"Hm? Yeah, read it."

-"Let's see… It says…

Holy cow. I didn't know that you guys had your own radio station… Oh, well.You guys are being total dickheads. If you guys weren't so damn fucking hot, I wouldn't be listening."

-"Well, at least someone supports us."

-"Cos' we're so fucking hot."

-"You know, it's kinda freaky when you say that."

-"Why?"

-"Cos', you're like, calling me hot as well."

-"Hey, I'm just quoting the person in the email!"

-"Hmm…"

-"You don't believe me, do you."

-"Nope. Cos' the Ray I know has been gay for… how long already?"

-"I am not, and have never been gay!"

-"Yeah, okay."

-"Sigh"

-"Okay, it's time for the traffic report."

Queer music plays. Kai reads what is going on in the traffic.

-"The junction beside Tyson fucking dickhead Kinomiya's house is jammed due to the reason that I am so damn fucking hot. There are fangirls blocking the road. I repeat, there are fangirls blocking the road. Do not go there. Near Ah Sou road, there is a vehicle breakdown. That is all.

-"Wow traffic's pretty easy today, huh?"

-"Hn."

-"Okay, while Kai 'Hns' his life away, it's time for Max's sunblock commercial."

A really horribly done sunblock commercial by Max.

-"Well, it's time to hand the radio station back to its rightful owners."

-"Cool, Kai just said something other than 'Hn'!"

-"Whatever."

OwArI

Review please, people. When you can, go check out my bro's account. It's coming in the next chappie, cos he hasn't created it yet. But he co-writed this, so give him some credit. He's only 7 this year(2005).

Signed, Kou On