-"Hello, and welcome to…"
-"Hey, we don't really have a name, do we?"
-"Nope."
-"Then I'll name us the Takeover Group."
-"But we're not a group."
-"Okay, fine, the Takeover Duo."
-"I dunno. Sounds kinda queer."
-"The Overtaking Duo?"
-"I don't have a drivers' license."
-"Then what?"
-"The Amazing Kai Hiwatari and co.
-"Nope, too long."
-"How about The Amazing Kai and co.
-"What about me?"
-"What about you?"
-"My name isn't in that title."
-"Your point is…?"
-"My point is that this is hosted by the two of us, and not only you."
-"Oh, really? I thought you were one of the irritating back-stage crew who kept butting in.
-"What? I was not!"
-"I know. That's why I said that I thought, and not that I knew."
-"Oh, God, why hasn't a thunderbolt struck him yet?"
-"Because I'm just too darn hot, and God is a girl."
--Just then a thunderbolt strikes Kai. "I am not a girl!" A loud booming voice shouts from above.
All the listeners can hear while this is happening static.
-"Thank you, God, even if you are a girl." Wrong thing to say, Ray.
A thunderbolt struck Ray. Once again, all the listeners could hear was static.
So in the middle of the 'on air' room, there sat two charcoaled figures of Ray and Kai.
The sad part? We still don't know their group/duo names.
I know this is a very short chappie, but what the hell. I know that this is very very strange, but it's the best I can do for the time being. Review, people.
Signed, Kou On