Oh my god... I'm so sorry I haven't updated for so long, but special things came up... Christmas, my birthday (today!) and Primary 6... I'm going to secondary next year, so this years exams are very important and yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah. And I'm studying in front of my computer... So be thankful and review please...
(I'm sorry, I'm not really in the mood to reply.)
When we stopped last time, Ray was going to get killed by Kai. But as all good cartoons work, a dead character will always come alive again. Now they captured a random P.O.T.S (person on the street) and decided to interrogate him.
Bold – what the POTS says
Italic – what Kai says
"So tell me, random POTS, what is your name?" Ray asks.
"I'm not a pot."
"Tell me your name!" Kai roars at the poor POTS.
"My name is Yijxo."
"Okay, Yijxo... Have you ever heard of me, Ray and him, Kai?"
"No. And I'd rather you not wave that saw in front of my face."
"But it's fun! And you're supposed to be trembling down to your toes!"
"I'm not. If I were, you'd be able to tell. "
"Why?"
"You took my shoes and socks off, fuckdammit."
"Aren't you the least bit scared?"
"No."
"We're interrogating you... You're supposed to be scared."
"But I'm not."
"Then act scared."
"No."
"Can you say anything other than no?"
"That's what I was wondering for quite a while."
"Oh, you were? Good for you."
"So can he?"
"I dunno. He hasn't answered yet."
"So answer, dammit."
"Yes, I can."
"Yeah? What else can you say?"
"Shut the hell up and get me untied!"
"But we're supposed to interrogate you!"
"Yeah! So let us!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"..."
"Answer!"
"... No."
"Argggghhhhh!" Kai reaches over and yanks on Yijxo's hair.
"Ouch."
"Girlie boy." Ray sneers and kicks Yijxo's shin.
"I'm not girlie, you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes, you are, see, your hair is long."
"Doesn't make me a girl."
"I have short hair."
"So does Kai."
"Are you guys gay or something? One has long hair, One does not."
"So? Your brother's best friend is a guy. And he has long hair."
"But I know my brother's gay."
"What? He is?"
"No. It's just an act to disrupt class."
"Oh. Okay."
"How did you know my brother's best friend is a guy and has long hair?"
"Internet."
"Wow. Am I that famous?"
"Yeah. You have your own fansite."
"Your joking."
"I'm not."
"Alright. I'll take your word for it. But I've never seen a fansite for you. Only for Kai."
"That's just unfair."
"I know."
"..."
"..."
"Idiots."
"If you say so."
"Your brother slept with his best friend's brother last night."
"No way. My bro's 17, and his best friend's bro is... what, 10?"
"No, actually, he's 9.
"How do you know?"
"Fansite."
"That little boy has a fansite?"
"Yeah. Created by squealing high school girls who love him."
"But he's 9!"
"A very cute 9 year old."
"So now you're gay too?"
"No. I just happen to know. I see him get jumped every time he goes out for ice cream or something."
"Stalker."
"What?"
"Gay stalker."
"No, I'm not."
"How do you know so much about him, then?
"He's my bro's friend's bro. How can I not know?"
"Good point."
"I'm sick of talking."
"Yeah, me too."
"Night."
Oh, god. My mind is blank. Sorry. For the crappy update, but homework's really pushing me down... This is nonsense that lost the humor, I guess. I didn't put much effort in... I'm sorry. Plus, school just started... Blah.
Signed, Kou On.