Production one
A young girl stands with a camera facing Bakura, "Smile Bakura:)"
"Ya your on candid camera" Marik shouted throwing his hands in the air
Bakura started to growl and his eyes disappeared behind his hair
Tibus shrugged her shoulders and laughed, "more like the camera I found in Kaiba's house"
Bakura corrected her "You stole it"
"no I found it"
Marik ended the argument before the sticky fingers got in to a fight, "What ever"
"ya what ever" Bakura agreed then looked at the camera and smiled "so welcome to our show, I think"
Marik put his hands together "yes our show of touchier"
"yes so now we can prove were evil" Tibus laughed putting the camera in the trusting care of her two foot tall blue eyes white dragon
"Ya more evil that Bakura in bed with Ryou" Marik stated as Bakura's face changed to the prettiest shade of red
Tibus gave Marik the 'it that possible' look "is there anything scarier"
Bakura trying to clear everything up "I was try to get him to calm down"
Tibus and Marik look at each other
Tibus introduced her self " well I'm Tibus, just your normal sticky fingered girl with a camera"
"and I'm Marik, world destruction all around, psycho maniac on the loose"
"and I'm Bakura, sticky fingers" holds up millennium rod
Marik looks around in his cape finding out his is missing "that's mine"
Bakura put his pinkie finger in his mouth, "Not anymore" Marik grabbed the rod back "and why are we in front or Kaiba's house" Bakura asked
Tibus looked at Marik putting him in front of the camera, "Yes Marik would you please explain"
Marik acting as educated as he could "well you see, we have now decided to film our little adventure, of destruction and terror"
"And we decide to start with Big brother" Tibus finished
Bakura looked up at the banner hung in front of the gate "Is today Kaiba's birthday?"
"Marvellous Bakura, your right today is Seto's birthday" Some horses start to neigh, "cool"
"And we were invited so we have now decided to break our promise to Yugi on being good little boys, and girl" Tibus said leaning on her heels
"and well be right back" Bakura reaches his hand up to the camera shutting it off, then they reappear in a room in Kaibas house.
"Hey, everyone. This is... what are we calling this show again" Bakura whispered
Tibus then fell off of a book shelf, "Damn you, Ummm how about Psycho Madness two color"
Bakura and Marik look at each other, "Kay" they said together
"What's two color for" Bakura asked
"Psycho people have two coloured eyes numb nuts. yours are Blue and light purple, Mariks are Purple and dark blue, and mine are green and blue" Tibus said looking out the cracked door
"Okay so this is Psycho Madness two color Production number 1. I'm everyone's favourite cum hair coloured girly boy Bakura"
"And I'm the Egyptian Psycho with a knife Marik"
"And I'm Tibus and I think I'm gonna hurl"
"And today is as we have told you already Kaiba's birthday (horses neigh). And we all got him something special Now, we're gonna get out of this study, which I don't know why we're in." Bakura added looking around, "There are books in here"
All three exited the study and leave the house to go outside
"The surprise should be here, soon." Tibus looked around
"Do you want to tell us about it?" Bakura pleaded
"Fuck, Bakura! Did you hear me? "Surprise" means you don't know until it's in your face." Marik stated looking for the surprise
"Hey guys, whatta ya doin'?" Yugi asked
Marik in a high-pitched girly scream "Aahhh! Yugi you scared...um...that...poor defenseless...bug! BT, zoom up on that frightened poor defenseless bug!"
BT zooms up on bug on the porch "Dude, I think it's dead. You screamed like a school-girl" Tibus said poking the bug
"Yugi you scared it to de...oh, that's it!" Marik pointed at Yugi
"What, your gonna hit me!" Bakura asked
"want a cookie?" Marik asked
"Sure, cool." Bakura shrugged
"Cookie" Tibusyelled throwing her arms in the air
"So what's the surprise" Yugi takes and eats cookie that should have gone to Bakura or Tibus
sniffling, adorable Tibus face "You took my cookie!"(starts crying has a tantrum which is caught on tape
Yugi coughs up half eaten cookie "Here Tibus"
"Fuck you, I don't want that!" Tibus beats the crap out of Yugi
"Just get out of my face, Yugi. You disgust me. You make me ashamed to know you." Marik stated
"Oookay" Yugi goes away "guys I think Bakura and Marik have been drinking again."
"We don't drink!" Bakura and Marik yell
"Is it Bakura's English beverages?" Ryou asks
"Or Marik's Egypt drinks?" Malik asks
Tibus pops up out of no where, "Or maybe its Tibus's Russian Vodka"
"Or some other alcohol that they've grown fond of?" Every body says at the same time
"You fucking birds, we don't drink!" Marik yelled
"Dunno, but they're scarier than ever." Yugi walks away from scarier people
"Are they coming in for cake?" Seto asked
"I think they said something about a surprise." Yugi said looking out the window
"Oh no!"
Everybody yelled
Back outside...
"Tibus, is that a fire truck?" Bakura asked
"Ye-yeah." Tibus said looking discussed
"do you ever wonder if, at night, when you look up at a star, if someone else is looking up at that same star? Someone far away from you?" Marik asked
"Well, actually, you don't have to wait 'till night to look up at a star. Stars are in the sky 24/7, 365 days a year, even on leap years. You just can't see them becuz that selfish son of a bitch sun is just too damn bright." Tibus said being smart
"I hate you" Marik grumbled
" Speaking of which, there's a guy coming toward us from the truck." Bakura said pointing at the guy
"Hi, I'm Francis. Where can I find Bakada, Manric, and Tegay?" Guy from the truck said looking at his paper
"Um, Bakura, Marik, and Tibus dude. And that's us." Marik said
"Great. You got fire-fighter fiendish Frank. He LOVES to boogie with the boys!" Francis said
"He better stay away from us, 'cuz we have enough fan-girls." Bakura said doing something gay with his hair
"I warned him already. He's here for Seto's birthday, right?" Francis asked
"Yep." All three said
"Good sign here and he'll be ready." Francis said and Tibus signed
After Tibus signed, a man dressed in trousers comes from the truck with a short hose.
"Oh, gross, dude, he has a hose! Aahhh!" Merik yelled running around in circles with Bakura following him with the camera
"Dude, stop, you're making me dizzy!" Bakura yelled
"Kay." stops all of a sudden, causing Bakura to run into him and fall backwards and filming the sky, but Merik comes into the picture "Sorry."
"Whatever. Fiendish Frank (shudders) come with us." Tibus said
"Okie dokie, artichokie!" F.F said
"Let's "chokie" him." Bakura said to all three handing BT the camera
"Let him dance first." Tibussaid
Inside, they're playing Seto's 2nd favorite game : Texas Hold em .
"Hit me." Tea yelled
"Hey, baby, wanna go to my room?" Seto said trying to amuse himself
"Gross, I said "hit me", not "hit on me" !" Tea yelled
"But it's my birthday! Pweez?" Seto said trying to give puppy eyes
"Nnooo! You pig!" Tea yelled
"Fine. You probably wouldn't be any good, anyway." Seto said looking at his cards
"Fuck you." Tea yelled
"No,no. Fuck you." Seto said
Doors burst open.
"Guys, Bakura, Tibus and I went through lots of trouble, but we got Seto a special surprise. Meet (shudders) fire-fighter fiendish Frank!" Marik yelled pointing at Frank
"Hello, everybooody! Where's the birthday-boy?" Frank yelled
"Oh shit!"
"It's a male striper!" Joey yelled running away like a dog
"There you are!" Frank yelled as he pulled off his pants and starts dancing in underwear and swinging his hose around
"Aaahhhhh" Seto screamed as he runs around the house
"Oh, a feisty one, huh? I love tag." frank said gayly
"Marik, please, take the camera." Bakura asked turning green
"What for?" Marik asked not looking at Bakura
"I really (gags) gotta throw up." Bakura said pushing the camera to Marik and runs to bathroom where Tibus follows him
"It's okay, Bakura. Get it outta ya. Goood boy!" Tibus said patting Bakura as Marik fillmed
"Ohh" all Bakura could do was moan
Setoand Frank pass by washroom and Marik, knowing his duty, follows him. Seto runs into the House and is trapped.
"Nnooo!" Seto yelled
"Got you now!" Frank snickered
"I hate you!" Seto yelled while having his cloths ripped off
"Who?" Marik asked
"All of you!" He yelled
"Who's "all of you"?" Marik asked being stupid
"Bakura, Marik, and my little sister Tibus" Seto yelled
"Who are they?" Tibus asked, In the meantime, Frank is getting closer
"Aahhh!" Seto yelled
Marik Films fiendish Frank pulling off Seto's shirt. Bakura, just coming in, runs back to throw up. Yugi goes to Bakura's aid.
"Bakura! Are you alright!" Yugi asked
Bakura groaned "I'll give you one guess, smartie" and he punched him
"Oh, glad I could help. Always a pleasure." Yugi said falling to the floor
"Well, that's all folks. Seto got his big surprise, and he's lovin' it." Marik said focusing on Seto
"Heeeeeeeelllpp!"
"Till next time! I'm Marik. I gotta see how Bakura's doing. Bakura! Can you say bye?"
Bakura coughs and turns to camera "Bye-bye. Love you all. (gags) I'm Bakura" turns to vomit
"And I'm Tibus" Tibus yelled attacking the camera
"Oh boy, later folks." Marik said