Bakura is checking out lingerie and Marik is filming his back. Quiet murmuring can be heard from Tibus.
"Tea, I found him! I think that red one would look good on you, Bakura" Marik said acting gay.
"Fuck you, dickhead. I think my fist would look good in your face." Bakura grumbled and said at the same time Punctuating face.
"Red what? Can I take off the blind fold, now? And I don't think a leash is necessary." Tea said acting stupid as usual.
"Yes it is. Now, stay here and don't move." Marik said as he attaches the leash to a rack Bakura Marik, and Tibus walked off to a different section.
"Hey, why does the leash say five dollars?" Tea asked and Tibus his her head on something.
"Bakura you stupid...hey, you're peeking!" Tibus yelled
"Um, no I'm not" puts down blind fold "And are we in some kind of sex shop?"
"Okay, NOW you're peeking!" Marik said trying to lead Tibus around
"Forget her. We have a mission to accomplish." Bakura said pointing at nothing in the air like Hitler.
"Right. Speak to me." Marik said sarcastically
"Hello everyone. Bakura Tibus and I are on location at, like Tea revealed before, a sex shop. Yugi's grandfather asked us to pick up few items at the grocery store. We got lost and ended up here to, um, ask for directions." Marik said trying to keep a blind folded Tibus from running into a whore
"Why the hell is she blind folded" Bakura asked taking the blindfold
"I don't know" Marik turns and zooms outside to reveal a grocery store across the street "Bakura, I found it."
"Okay, you found me, you found the store, it's time to retire, Sherlock." Bakura said looking at some dresses.
"Tell them about our new toys, Tibus" Marik said looking at perverted stuff
"Oh yeah. We got miniature cameras that match our hair color from a catalogue. We will be using them on missions that are top secret, like this one. Marik is wearing his sandy one. They even take pictures. They were pretty cheap." Tibus said looking like Suguru from gravitation.
"Dude, they were $3000 each!" Marik and Bakura freaked.
"Your point?" Tibus said looking at them out of the corner of her eyes.
"Never mind. You're so fucking rich it doesn't even matter anymore." Marik said walking away
"It never did. When we have to zoom in or out he pretends to scratch his head. Today's goal is to get Tea in the lingerie, freeze the picture on computer and send it to the following: Yugi, Joey, my brothers, Duke, Tristan, Yugi's grandfather a few magazine editors and a newspaper. And our pleasure and amusement will come from seeing her in humiliation. Let's get to it. psycho madness two color Production number 2 is underway." Tibus said posing like the guy who announces duels
They go back to Tea and remove the blind fold, always making sure that Marik gets everything.
"I was right. You freaks and men alike don't know how to take directions." Tea said being a bitch
" She called us men!" Bakura and Marik yelled
"I also called you freaks." Tea said mater-ofact-ly
"That...doesn't matter." Marik said
"Just try on the fucking lingerie!" Tibus said handing it too her
"Hell, no! Is that why we're here? Wait, where's your camera? And what would your brother say if I told him you were here" Tea asked acting like a mother
"No, it's not. And why do you care about my brother" Tibus asked angrily walking away
We don't have a camera. We're too stupid to afford one." Bakura said as Marik scratched his head "We never have cameras with us, ever, ever, ever! Ever, ever, ever, ever!" Bakura yelled acting like a child
"We just heard of a beauty contest and they need a picture and we brought you here since you're so pretty and we want to enter cuz we think you stand a chance and believe you'll make us proud!" Marik said as Tibus rolled her eyes so Tea didn't see.
"Really?" Tea asked
"really really." They all said
"You bullshitters!" Tea said pushing Tibus at a female whore
"Fine. The truth is that we already sent in a picture of you and you were chosen and they wanna see you in different outfits, starting with this one. We wanted it to be a surprise." Bakura said forcing out tear to roll down his cheek
"You guys are lying, but okay, just in case." Tea said (how stupid can she be)
Bakura gave evil grin toward the camera
"Why are you grinning at Marik?" Tea asked
"Um, I'm not. Some whore is making out with Tibus and Tibus is struggling and its turning me on." Bakura said.
"No, I promised Seto no one would touch her" Marik yelled as he beat up said whore
"Okay. I'm gonna go choose one, now." Tea said walking away
"Sure, go ahead. We can help you if you want, since we kinda know what the contest is looking for." Bakura said smiling.
Tibus walked up to Bakura, "Why the hell didn't you stop that whore" Tibus yelled
"You looked like you were having fun" Bakura said walking away as Marik walked up to help Tibus.
After spending half an hour trying to choose...
"Hello! It's a pink see-through net, you pervs!" Tea yelled throwing the shirt at Tibus (I'm getting killed by everything)
"Not my fault. They like bright colors and something that shows a daring attitude. This is perfect." Bakura said laughing insanely on the inside
"Forget it! I am NOT a porn star!" Tea yelled crossing her arms
"Yet, you don't seem to mind stripping for Yugi." Marik said
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"We have proof of it!" Marik said whipping out a picture "Ha!"
gasp tea said in very angry voice "You went to the zoo WITHOUT ME!"
"Huh?" Marik questioned turning picture around. Yugi is seen looking very scared in elephant den with Bakura, Marik, and Tibus laughing and pointing at Yugi from outside the elephant den "Wait, wrong picture." flips through many pictures "Aha! This one."
Tea gasps "How did you get that?"
"Let's just say we had help from a little birdie." Bakura said having B.T land on his shoulder
"Yugi?" Tea asked
"B.T" Bakura said
"Anyway, we are willing to make a deal" Marik said putting out his hand
"Oh, no. Another crazy deal." Tea said pissed off
"Fuck you. We won't tell anyone about this won't show it to anybody, even rip it, if you just try that on, even if you don't send it to the contest," Bakura said pulling out a camera
"Grrrrr. Fine" Tea said shaking hands with both boys
While walking toward changing rooms.
"Marik, Tibus?" Bakura asked
"Yeah?" both replied
"I feel like I'm forgetting something. Like my day isn't complete." Bakura said grabbing his chin
"Weird." Tibus said
"And my fingers keep forming at fist and it keeps twitching." Bakura said looking into the sky
"Hmm..." Marik... said?
"I'll be in here." Tea yelled waving too the three
"Kay. Crap, it's bothering me!" Bakura yelled pulling at his hair
"Calm down." Tibus said walking towards Tea
"Oh my God!" Tea yelled
They rush to see what's wrong to reveal...
"Aha! That's what's wrong! I didn't punch Yugi, yet!" Bakura yelled pointing at Yugi
"Is that Rebecca?" Marik asked
"Fuck, I came here to get away from you psychos!" Yugi yelled
Yugi is in boxers and Rebecca is in lingerie pushed up against a wall by Yugi.
"Now, Yugi, you die!" Bakura said pulling up his sleaves
"Aahhh! Noo!" Yugi yelled as gets punched by Bakura
"I...I feel better, now. I feel fulfilled and eternally...eternally fucking corny." Bakura said pulling Marik under one arm and Tibus under the other.
"Yeah, I thought so, too." Marik said walking away from Bakura
"Oh, my aching face. You'd think I'd be used to it by now." Yugi cried as he held his face
"Oh, Yugi. Don't worry. You'll be fine. I'll still fuck you." Rebecca said clinging to him
"What?" Tea, Bakura, Marik and Tibus gasped.
"Um...I meant...I'm outta here." she said throwing a coat over herself and taking off
"No, wait. I was so close!" Yugi called after her
"My number is in your boxers" She yelled as she left
"Hm...so it is." Yugi said checking his boxers
" Did she just steal that lingerie or am I the only one that noticed that she ran off with it?" Marik said filming the running girl
"Nah, it's hers." Yugi said standing there
"Duuuude. Leave before I punch you, again." Bakura said folding his arms
"Eek" and Yugi ran away
" Now, you can try on your lovely dress." Marik said holding up the dress
" Fuck you, Marik. I don't even wanna put it on, anymore." Teas said storming out
"Remember what's at stake. So put on the fucking net!" Bakura yelled after her
"Tea put on the dress and came out "Are you pervs happy, now!"
Bakura giggled "Sure. Tibus, now!"
Tibus takes picture with new and improved camera "Run!"
"Oh my fucking God! I hate you guys!" She yelled after them
"Aren't we Tea-ble?" Marik said as they ran away
"That was so cliche, Not to mention gay!" Bakura said
Three days later...
A quite furious grandpa interrupts the boys in the basement.
"Hilary! What is the meaning of this?" grandpa said showing Tea the pick
"No way! You got that? Bakura, Marik, Tibus how could you?" She said looking at the picture
"Lemme see! Hey, I got this, too. I thought I was the only one. What did you send it to grandpa for? That's kinda gross." Joey said looking at the picture
" It wasn't me! It was your no good thief! Look they're filming right now!" Tea said pointing at Bakura
" Hey! Bakura's trying his best!" Tibus said getting ready to kill Tea
"Worry about yourself, Tibus." Bakura said
"Tea, they film everything within their camera's zoom in and out range." Joey said still looking at the picture
"Can I get an answer before tomorrow?" grandpa asked
Just then, a group of reporters and journalists and even a cameraman with a news anchor run toward Tea asking questions and holding up the picture that Tibus took and even taking some of their own.
"Bakuraaaa! Marikkkkkkk! Tibusssssss! I'm gonna kill you!" Tea yelled
"Well, our goal has been accomplished..." Bakura said crossing his arms
"That was your goal!" Tea asked
"Hahaha yeah. Till next time. I'm your favourite commi from England." Bakura gave a thumbs up
"And I'm our favourite commi from Egypt." Marik said wavering
"And I'm your favourite jew from Russia." She ran up Marik kicking him
Bakura makes peace/victory sign "Peace out!"