Back to the summer cottage. (sigh) So I won't update for a while.

Thanks for all your reviews! And, HayLin4, well, Spice Girls aren't that bad, I do have to admit, but I just don't like them. It's their attitude I guess, first they could walk through fire and water for each other – oh, we are best friends and so on – and look what happened. The music could be better, but it could also be much worse. I did apologize in last chapter, and, as I've said before, do not take this too seriously.

I do not own Titanic, and I know that the scenes from that film will come in no order in this chapter.

Chapter 8 – Jack's dying? Are you kidding me, man?

Most of the Huns have given up their attempts to free their snow scooters from bare ground. Only Shan-Yu and Hun # 3, 18, 11 and 12 are still trying. All the others are watching Titanic on a portable TV.

"Awww! They are so cute!" woos Hun # 8.

"Yeah, I love this scene", agrees Hun # 19. "'Jack! I'm flying! I'm flying!' Adorable."

Hun # 1 has a dreamy (and silly)smile plastered on his face. "This is my favourite movie. I could be watching it for years and never get tired of it."

"Oh, look! Dolphins!" Hun # 10 points out.

Hun # 11 waves to them. "Hello-o! How 'bout a little help here?"

"Yeah, can't you give us a hand?" agrees Hun # 3.

"Shut up! Can't you see we're watching a movie?" hisses Hun # 20.

"He's right! A little respect, please!" says Hun # 14.

"Men! I command you to stop watching that silly film and help us with our scooters! Now!" commands Shan-Yu.

"Nope", says Hun # 19.

"What do you mean 'nope'?"

"We're striking."

Shan-Yu's getting quite bewildered. "Striking? Why?"

"It's about those Chinese people melting the snow", explains Hun # 14. "In our contract it says: (reads loud from his contract which appears out of nowhere) 'Snow all the way.' See? Very clearly. And there isn't snow all the way, so Walt Disney Pictures lies in our contracts. Therefore, we're striking."

Shan-Yu is very confused. "But... but... that's not fair!"

"Boss, life isn't fair. Learn that", says Hun # 5.

"But how shall I now take over China?"

"That's your problem", shrugs Hun # 8. "Be quiet now... Oh no! They're crashing into the ice mountain!"

Hun # 13 shivers in fear. "This is the scary part, I do not have the courage to watch it. Tell me when it's over!"

He hides behind his snow scooter. Shan-Yu stares at him and the other Titanic-watchers, dumbfounded. Then, someone touches his shoulder. He turns around and sees Hun # 3, 18, 11 and 12.

"Don't worry, boss, we're still with you", says Hun # 18.

"Yeah, we won't leave you", assures Hun # 3.

Shan-Yu is touched. He starts to cry. "You won't? (sob) That's so sweet, I really appreciate that (sob)"

"Oh, you didn't think that we'd abandon you that easy, did you? After all, you are our leader", says Hun # 11.

Hun # 12 nods. "You've done so much for us, the least we can do is helping you in this bad situation."

"Boooohoohooo! (sob) Thanks guys. You're the (sob) best! Bohoo!"

Hun # 16 gasps. "No! That guy shot the poor one who just wanted to reach the lifeboats!"

"That's so mean!" exclaims Hun # 15.

Hun # 17 looks at Hun # 2 uncertainly. "... # 2, why are you vomiting behind the sofa?" (AN: Yes, they have a big red sofa... appeared out of nowhere, just like everything else in this meaningless story.)

"I... can't... stand… seeing... blood... (globb) (glurp)"

"Gross!" say all the Huns.

In the same second, about 200 meters away, Mulan's driving past in her Very Groovy Car. She spots the Huns and brakes.

"Gosh, it's the Huns! What're they watching?"

She's very curious and creeps closer.

"Oh boy! Titanic! My favourite movie!"

She walks to the sofa where the Huns are sitting.

"Hey guys, could you move a little? I wanna watch too!"

Hun # 1 looks up. "Sure, ma'am. Guys! Make room for the lady!"

The Huns make room for Mulan and they all watch Titanic, except for Shan-Yu and Hun # 3, 11, 12 and 18.

"No, no, no...STOP!" screams Mushu. "This is wrong! I cannot forbid you from striking, but Shan-Yu and Hun # 3, 18, 11 and 12 are supposed to continue their journey against the Imperial City and you, Mulan, will discover them and rush to warn the Chinese army!"

"But I'm watching a movie!" objects Mulan. "And why should I warn those bastards, they forced me to listen to Spice Girls!"

The Huns gasp.

"They did? That's torture!" says Hun # 23.

"Well, I must admit they did, but they didn't do it just to be mean. It was their duty",sighs Mushu. "And, may I remind you of your contract, Mulan?"

"What about it?"

Mushu holds up Mulan's contract and reads loud.

"'I promise to warn the Chinese army'. Ha!"

"Nag, nag, nag. Okay then. But will you please let me watch the movie to the end first? It's not that much left."

Mushu sighs. "All right. But just for this time."

Right then, Hun # 14 makes a strange shrieking sound. "Ancestors! Jack's drowning!"

"He's not drowning, you jerk", snarls Hun # 9. "He's freezing to death."

"That doesn't matter! The point is, Jack's dying!" yells Hun # 5.

"NOOOO!" screams everyone but Mushu, Shan-Yu and Huns # 3, 11, 12 and 18.

They start to cry.

Hun # 21 is soaked with tears. "Why? (sob) WHY?"

"So beautiful... (sob) and so... (sob) sad! Bohohooo!" cries Hun # 20.

By Hun # 5's looks, you could think his life is over. "Now I really know...(sob) the true meaning of (sob) 'grief'! Boohooo!"

Mushu's becoming very impatient. "Yes, yes, it's very sad, but how 'bout a little acting? After all, that's what we're here for!"

Mulan blows her nose on Hun # 9's coat. "I... (sob) ... can't act right now... (sob) I'm too upset."

Mushuscreams out in frustration. "Aaarrgghhh! We've been wasting a FORTUNE on this scene, and for what? Nothing really happened!"

"Yes, it did!" objects Hun 14. "Jack died, remember?"

Mushu rolls his eyes. "Well, duh! He dies every time you watch that movie!"

Hun # 14 gets a look of absolute horror. "HE DOES?"

Then he faints.

Wow, this was a short chapter... Updating as soon as I can.

Idun