For those of you who understand Swedish, "daffodil" (in chapter ten) means "påsklilja".

And I guess that I've invented the word "unlogical" all by myself, 'cause I couldn't find it in any dictionary. What I mean with that word is something that isn't logical.

Chapter 11 – Unlogical? This? Are you kidding me, man?

Shan-Yu and Hun # 3, 11, 12 and 18 are taking a break in a shrubbery, eating ham sandwiches and cinnamons and drinking Pepsi.

Hun # 11: I luuuve the smell of hot dogs in the morning.

Hun # 3: It's 4.30 pm, you jerk. And you're eating cinnamons.

Hun # 11: I know that. And the fact that I mentioned morning does not have to mean that I think it's morning. It's was just for your information.

Hun # 12: Very interesting. I think I should write it down in my Very Secret Notebook Of Important Facts.

Hun # 18: You have a Very Secret Notebook Of Important Facts? Cool. I've always wanted one.

Hun # 3: Me too! It was always on top of my wish list to Santa. But I never got one, though I'd been good the entire year. Santa doesn't like me. Wish I knew why.

Hun # 11: You're too ugly, that's the reason. Moron.

Hun # 3: I'm not ugly! Shan-Yu! # 11 said I was ugly!

Shan-Yu: # 11, apologize.

Hun # 11: But...

Shan-Yu: Just do it, Okay? I don't want to hear you two struggling, I'm busy sewing daffodil-costumes!

Hun # 11: Sorry, # 3.

Hun # 3: It's okay, # 11.

Hun # 18: We're dressing ourselves up like daffodils? Groovy! Are you finished soon?

Shan-Yu: No. Just do something while I'm working, like, have a riddle contest or something!

Hun # 12: Good idea, boss! Me first. Okay, what is it that walks and walks and never comes to the door?

Hun # 11: That one's old. The time, of course. (AN: A riddle we have in Sweden. Everyone knows it.)

Hun # 12: Wrong! It's grandpa who's stuck with his suspenders in the rocking chair. That means it's my turn again. What was first, the hen or the egg?

Hun # 3: That's a catch question. It has no answer.

Hun # 12: Yes, it has! The rooster was first. Man, you really suck at riddles.

Shan-Yu: Okay, I'm finished!

He holds up five daffodil-costumes.

Readers: Hey! Hey hey hey. Just eight lines ago, # 18 asked if Shan-Yu would be finished soon, and he said no! He cannot have made five costumes that quickly! It's unlogical!

Goddess Of Idun: Arghh! How many times do I have to tell you? This whole story is unlogical! I mean, how logical is it that Mulan joins the army and go to war when she could be at the cinema, or at a golf course, or at the top of the chimney making freaky dances?

Readers: ...

Anyway.

Hun # 18: Wow! Daffodil-costumes! Gimmegimmegimme!

Hun # 11: A man after midnight, won't somebody help me chase the shadows away...

Everyone: Huh?

Hun # 11: A-Teens. They have a song called Gimme Gimme Gimme.

Shan-Yu: Really?

Hun # 11: Yes, it's on the album A-Teens – The Abba Generation.

Shan-Yu: Hm. Where can I get that album?

Hun # 11: Maybe at a website called www. cdon. com. They have tons of cd:s there!

Shan-Yu (scribbling on a sheet of paper with his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth): www... dot... cdon... dot... com. Get it. Does somebody have a laptop?

Hun # 3: Yes, I have.

He hands Shan-Yu a green laptop. Shan-Yu tries to reserve a cd, but obviously he isn't that used to green laptops. He gets lost in the cyber jungle. We'll take a break while Hun # 3 helps him out.

BREAK

Hun # 3: Okay, I'm done.

Hun # 11: Already? How quick you are.

Hun # 3: Hey, I did my best! Do you know how hard it was to get that fat and very, very evil guy out of the dangers of the internet?

Shan-Yu: I'm not fat.

Hun # 18: Yes, you are.

Shan-Yu: No, I'm not.

Hun # 12: Are so.

Shan-Yu: Am not.

Hun # 11: Are so.

Shan-Yu: Am not.

Hun # 3: Are so.

Shan-Yu: Am not.

Everyone: ARE SO!!!!

Silence.

Shan-Yu (in a small voice): Am not.

Everyone: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Hunt Shan-Yu)

Shan-Yu: Idun! Help me! End this chapter now!

Goddess Of Idun: Nope, it's not long enough.

Shan-Yu (gets caught by # 18 who tries to strangle him) P...l...ease! Please!

Goddess Of Idun: No.

Shan-Yu turns blue. Author realizes that she has to end this chapter if she wants the Bad Guy to be alive.

Goddess Of Idun: Oh, all right then! Chapter ends now.

All Huns except for Shan-Yu: Awww...

What? It wasn't my fault that this chapter was so short, you saw it yourself! It was Shan-Yu's fault 'cause he's so fat!

Anyway, I do NOT mean to advertise the web site I mentioned earlier in this chapter. Actually, I've never visited that site, just heard of it on TV. Please review now!

Idun