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I'm sorry for not updating earlier. School you know, and I have another story to think about too... Please forgive me?

This chapter is rated PG because of bad words. And it'll be quite short, but I wanted to hurry to update.

I've taken the song lyrics from www. letssingit. com . Great site, you can find almost any song lyrics there.

Chapter 12: The emperor's a hip-hopper? Are you kidding me, man?

At last, the army reach the Imperial City (AN: Gosh! Not until chapter 12! They really are slow, aren't they?).

Mervyn: Um, how to get to the emperor's palace?

Shang: What? You mean you don't know? Boy, you're supposed to be the taxi driver here! It's your job to know the way!

Mervyn: Whatt'cha mean? This is a bus, not a taxi! Can't you see the difference between a bus and a taxi? And, actually, I've never been here before. I think you should know the way, sure you've been here lots of times!

Yao: Hey! Why don't we let the council show the way? He must know how to get to the palace, he practically lives there!

Shang: Good point. Hey Chi Fu! Show us the way to the palace, will ya'?

Chi Fu: No.

Shang: "No"?

Chi Fu: You obviously think that I'm worthless and can do nothing, so I won't help you.

Ling: Oh come on, mister council. You're not worthless.

Chi Fu: I'm not?

Ling: No! You're worthless to 97 , but that's all. You're not completely worthless.

Chi Fu: Oh. Okay then. Down the road and to the left.

When they reach the palace, they hear loud music and see a crowd standing in a circle.

Music: You see me driving down the street, I look so fuckin good, Smokin weed and doing dirt, In my Tommy Hilfiger hoodie, We're gonna keep talking bullshit about you, Cause nobody be frontin me and my crew, Cause I'm a hiphopper yes I am, (yes I am, what, yes I am, huh), Cause I'm a hiphopper yes I am, (me and my crew, what, naturalborn, huh), You see me wearing baggy jeans, (baggy jeans, huh, baggy jeans, huh)...

Chien-Po: Um, isn't that "Hiphopper" by Rusiak?

Chi Fu: Yeah, the emperor's a hiphopper. Didn't you know?

Shang: The emperor? A hiphopper? You gotta be joking.

Chi Fu: No I'm not. You'll see.

Shang: Right. I don't believe you. Do you believe him, Yao? Ling?

Yao and Ling are dancing to the song and hear nothing.

Shang: Hm. Well, stop the bus, Mervyn.

Mervyn: K, boss.

The bus stops and the army go out, followed by Mulan. They push their way through the circle by using their sharp elbows, and stand paralyzed at the sight before them.

Soldier # 2: Are my eyes failing me, or is the emperor doing break dance?

Soldier # 5: If your eyes are failing you, mine must be too.

Soldier # 22: And mine.

Mervyn: And mine.

Mulan: And mine.

Shang: Okay, let's face it. We all need glasses. Let's go to the optician!

Army: Yay!

At the optician...

Yao: Do these glasses make me look fat?

Optician: Oh no, you look fantastic... he he he.

Yao: What?

Optician: I just said "You look fantastic".

Yao: No, after that. You said "He he he".

Optician: No I didn't.

Yao: Yes, you did.

Optician: No, I didn't.

Yao: Yes, you did.

Optician: No, I di...

Everyone: Shut UP!

Shang: Mister Optician, what did you mean by saying "He he he"?

Optician: Well, I, um, was just so very happy 'cause if all of you buy glasses, I will sell more than my biggest competitor.

Ling (whispers to Mulan): You know, I have a bad feeling that this guy isn't telling the truth. First, he says that he didn't say "he he he", and then he explains why he did it. Something shady is going on here.

Mulan (whispers back): Maybe you've got something there.

Just then, the optician rips off his disguise. He turns out to be...

Army: Shan-Yu!?!

Shan-Yu: Ha-HA!

Before the Chinese people can do anything, Hun # 3, 18, 11 and 12 appears. (Well, actually, they've been there all the time, disguised as glasses racks, but they don't actually "show up" until now, if you get my point.) The huns tie the Chinese people up and put muzzles on them before they can say "My, that was unexpected!" But Mulan makes a brave try...

Mulan: Mph, wat ta schunpecteph!

Chien-Po: You know Mulan, It's quite impolite to try to speak when you've got something in your mouth.

Hun # 3: How can you speak?

Chien-Po: Oh, I ate my muzzle.

Hun # 18: Suit yourself, we used our handkerchiefs as muzzles.

Chien-Po: Um, could you untie me, just for a little while? I have to stick my fingers down my throat.

Shan-Yu/Hun # 3/18/11/12: Yuck! Forget it!

Readers: What the hell is going on here? In last chapter, Shan-Yu made daffodil costumes, and now they're disguised as an optician and glasses racks?

Shan-Yu: Yeah, we realized that it could be smart to change tactic, in case of that some Chinese dude would read last chapter and get to know about our plan.

Readers: O-kay. Idun, how can you even think about writing this rubbish?

Goddess Of Idun: Well, you're the ones who're reading it, aren't you? I never forced you to...