Hi! This is my first humor fic so please review!

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Real Story

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Summary: This is the real story of Yugi and his friends before the TV producers turned it into a kids show. If you read it, you might be shocked.

Chapter 1: The Birth of Yugi

Once upon a time in a city called Domino City a baby born was born. He had blonde and black and red hair sticking on top of his head like spikes. This baby had a big and important purpose in life: to save the world from evil many, many times. But no one knew that and although the little baby was adorable, crying and shouting like a madman as loud as he could, his parents didn't want him.

They first thought of leaving him in an orphanage but later thought that he might end up adopted by a really rich and evil man that would make him work too hard so one day he could become a capable CEO or that he could be taken in by a family of tomb keepers that would one day carve strange things on his back and make him have a yami that is super evil, so they decided to give him to his grandpa, a short, really short man that worked and lived in a game shop.

'Why not keep him' thought grandpa 'when we can have someone do all the house chores and wok at the game shop for free?' So grandpa shook hands with Yugi's parents to seal their deal and kept the newborn baby with spiky hair.

Years passed and grandpa got his wish: someone to do work for free. However there appeared to be a problem. It seemed that Yugi stopped growing at the age of five resulting in not being able to reach the top shelves of the game shop easily. But then again he didn't quite reach the kitchen table, he needed a ladder to get into the bathtub and someone to lift him in school so he could sit on his extra high chair and reach his desk.

In school he had a very special friend named Tea. She had strange brown hair and big blue eyes. Later on she would be known as the friendship monster. One day two guys named Joey and Tristan wanted to play a game called "fetch doggie fetch" with Yugi. So Joey took a piece of Yugi's millennium puzzle that just happened to be next to him on a desk in school and threw it far, far away so Yugi could go and bring it back. Unfortunately, Joey wasn't the smartest person and he threw it out of the window and into a river. Yugi got angry, smoke started to come out of his head, so Joey decided that it was better if he went to get it for him. And then they were all beaten-up by a stupid-looking bully. And that's how Yugi got his friends.

Stay tuned for chapter 2: "The Jealous Kaiba" where you can learn the truth about Ryou and Bakura, Pegasus' real reason for doing his tournament and about what Seto Kaiba is really planning.

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(I have already written chapter 2 but I won't update until I have enough reviews. I love reviews!)